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I kinda thought this guy might be fake, but sadly it seems not.
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# ? Dec 7, 2018 23:28 |
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zoux posted:Yeah I know, it's shocking how good a man his age can be at social media. quote:“He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel,” Dingell said. Nice.
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# ? Dec 7, 2018 23:57 |
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Ambitious Spider posted:idiots on Reminds me. Polk County Florida is a magical place.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 00:00 |
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The Krassensteins are easily the most loveable IOSM https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1071154577813225478?s=19
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 00:01 |
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Found in the wild. Emphasis on past tense.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 00:24 |
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https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1071162131456909312 https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1071165700566331394
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 00:46 |
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Sunswipe posted:https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1071162131456909312 loooooooooooooooool
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 00:53 |
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Now that Fox criticized Trump I guess there's competition for being the propaganda wing of the DJT administration. https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1071178887143571457 e: reuploaded the image because Dat Ratio SneezeOfTheDecade has a new favorite as of 01:11 on Dec 8, 2018 |
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It's not new and it's something all the social media accounts of legacy media fail at. APpolitics is probably the worst offender To wit: https://mobile.twitter.com/AP/status/1071197343041622016
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 01:26 |
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zoux posted:It's not new and it's something all the social media accounts of legacy media fail at. APpolitics is probably the worst offender
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 01:33 |
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How do I set my Facebook to block all content but my groups before I tell everyone they're hypocrites for jumping on the #MeToo bandwagon when it was cool but then turn into rabid fuckin dogs over that loving lovely rear end song. I really like shitposting in my shitposting groups Maybe I can convince all my groups to defect to a new better internet where people aren't so loving desperate to cling onto the lovely tradition of playing the same 10 garbage songs on repeat for a whole month just so boomers can cling to their irrelevant childhoods of consuming a ton of mass media trash like it actually means something. Also I'm Lyme raging so bad and apologize for being so goddamn grinch-like. I want to go into a coma for the rest of the month when people stop defending ptsd triggers for rape victims while treating their family members like poo poo for not getting them a good enough present. Commercial Christmas can eat my rear end.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 01:41 |
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drat did I ever need that vent. Sorry.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 01:41 |
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On a lighter note, my kid's martial arts school, which uses Facebook for announcements about class cancellations and deadlines, has recently apparently decided that lovely inspirational memes and "jokes" are a good marketing tool. Since I need their feed for useful information, I can't hide or unsubscribe them like I do literally everyone else who posts dumb poo poo. I wouldn't let my own family stay on my friends list if they regularly posted this poo poo but this school can get away with it because I need the info.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 01:51 |
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This is your daily reminder to process oxygen, going without has been linked to acne, death.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 02:11 |
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https://twitter.com/SadiqoJN/status/1070995854272675840 How many broken chuds must there be to not have this getting ratio'd to death.
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it's a joke
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 02:41 |
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We just live in the stupidest loving world, my god
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 02:47 |
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jobson groeth posted:https://twitter.com/SadiqoJN/status/1070995854272675840 I don't see what's wrong
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 04:04 |
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There's a reason I'm 37 and childless
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 04:59 |
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Endometriosis?
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 05:01 |
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Panfilo posted:Endometriosis? I wish I could use that excuse when I get hounded by older relatives. That or being gay. My sister doesn't get harassed.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 05:06 |
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https://twitter.com/ScottMStedman/status/1071267304011313153
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 06:17 |
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luxury handset posted:remember that a non uncommon reaction to people driving electric and hybrid vehicles is to adjust the timing on their trucks to create extra pollution. it's just massive insecurity and macho pecking order garbage all the way down I had to explain rolling coal to my dad this summer, when he was mocking a guy on the road ahead of us who he thought just really needed to tune up his truck. He couldn't get over "but they're ruining their gas mileage? On purpose? And they think that's cool?????" My dad is a big old hippy. He brought it up several times during that visit. Apparently he just could not wrap his mind around it.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 06:46 |
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Cais posted:Reminds me. Polk County Florida is a magical place. yass send me that exclusive cummies daddy 💦💦💦
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 07:04 |
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I'm in the cummie app-based delivery service field. It doesn't pay much, but I like to think I'm helping the community. And no, you probably don't want to shake my hand, but at least I get free moisturizer.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 07:11 |
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Real trucks not carry loads, handbags
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nerd plus rage posted:Real trucks not carry loads, handbags
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 09:00 |
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Cais posted:Reminds me. Polk County Florida is a magical place. You think if I could suck my own dick I wouldn't be doing it right now? Wait... Is that what he's trying to say? Or is he advocating rear end to mouth? EvilGenius has a new favorite as of 09:20 on Dec 8, 2018 |
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EvilGenius posted:You think if I could suck my own dick I wouldn't be doing it right now? Wait, are you implying you can gently caress yourself in the rear end? ....teach me your ways, Sifu
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 09:20 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:
Real trucks not carry loads, handbags.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 10:04 |
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Memento posted:Wait, are you implying you can gently caress yourself in the rear end? It can be done. Saw a video the other day. Awe-inspiring. nerd plus rage posted:Real trucks not carry loads, handbags Anyone else read this in The Hulk's voice?
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 11:18 |
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https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12173477 A wedding where guests are expected to spend $1000 on clothes and have outfits based on how much they weigh.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 12:05 |
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I've seen a suspicious number of 'bride wants guests to pay for wedding' stories lately. I think someone's just found a good bit of click bait and it's getting copycat articles. Kind of plays on the mysoginistic 'bridezilla' stereotype.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 12:33 |
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 12:36 |
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I got coaled on a 2 lane Virginia road because apparently I wasn’t going fast enough for the truck behind me. First chance he had to pass in front of me he covered my minivan in a continuous cloud of smog. It was great driving blind for almost 10 seconds. Really. Fortunately gas was like $4 a gallon back then so at least he paid for the privilege.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 13:10 |
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This is an honest question, and this is as good a thread to ask it in as any: at what point can the human spirit be considered to be, effectively, rabid? Not only intractably hosed up and harmful, but contagious?
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Jippa posted:https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12173477 I don't remember which thread it's in but there's follow up. She found out that someone leaked her dress code and is having a "polygraph party" to find the snitch. And if you dont go you automatically are the snitch
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Pastry of the Year posted:This is an honest question, and this is as good a thread to ask it in as any: at what point can the human spirit be considered to be, effectively, rabid? Not only intractably hosed up and harmful, but contagious? Conception.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 13:28 |
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phasmid posted:Conception. I feel like this is a fair answer, but I don't want to discourage further answers.
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# ? Dec 8, 2018 13:31 |
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Len posted:I don't remember which thread it's in but there's follow up. She found out that someone leaked her dress code and is having a "polygraph party" to find the snitch. And if you dont go you automatically are the snitch The thread you're looking for is called "Idiots on Social Media." Technocrat posted:Followed by the follow-up
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