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Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





I kinda thought this guy might be fake, but sadly it seems not.

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

zoux posted:

Yeah I know, it's shocking how good a man his age can be at social media.

Here's the highlights from his AMA yesterday. I hope to be half as sharp at 70 as this guy is as a nonagenarian.

We don't have a good social media thread maybe we should expand the scope of this'n

quote:

“He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel,” Dingell said.

Nice.

Cais
Jul 10, 2006
unicycler

Ambitious Spider posted:

idiots on social media the road



Bottom left message is hey you guys who voted for obama with a middle finger. Don't know what the thing on the right was suppsoed to be. surely something stupid.

Reminds me. Polk County Florida is a magical place.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
The Krassensteins are easily the most loveable IOSM

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1071154577813225478?s=19

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Found in the wild.



Emphasis on past tense.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1071162131456909312

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1071165700566331394

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

loooooooooooooooool

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
Now that Fox criticized Trump I guess there's competition for being the propaganda wing of the DJT administration.

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1071178887143571457



e: reuploaded the image because Dat Ratio

SneezeOfTheDecade has a new favorite as of 01:11 on Dec 8, 2018

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It's not new and it's something all the social media accounts of legacy media fail at. APpolitics is probably the worst offender

To wit:
https://mobile.twitter.com/AP/status/1071197343041622016

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

zoux posted:

It's not new and it's something all the social media accounts of legacy media fail at. APpolitics is probably the worst offender

To wit:
https://mobile.twitter.com/AP/status/1071197343041622016

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

How do I set my Facebook to block all content but my groups before I tell everyone they're hypocrites for jumping on the #MeToo bandwagon when it was cool but then turn into rabid fuckin dogs over that loving lovely rear end song. I really like shitposting in my shitposting groups :(

Maybe I can convince all my groups to defect to a new better internet where people aren't so loving desperate to cling onto the lovely tradition of playing the same 10 garbage songs on repeat for a whole month just so boomers can cling to their irrelevant childhoods of consuming a ton of mass media trash like it actually means something.

Also I'm Lyme raging so bad and apologize for being so goddamn grinch-like. I want to go into a coma for the rest of the month when people stop defending ptsd triggers for rape victims while treating their family members like poo poo for not getting them a good enough present. Commercial Christmas can eat my rear end.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

drat did I ever need that vent. Sorry.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
On a lighter note, my kid's martial arts school, which uses Facebook for announcements about class cancellations and deadlines, has recently apparently decided that lovely inspirational memes and "jokes" are a good marketing tool. Since I need their feed for useful information, I can't hide or unsubscribe them like I do literally everyone else who posts dumb poo poo. I wouldn't let my own family stay on my friends list if they regularly posted this poo poo but this school can get away with it because I need the info.



T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

This is your daily reminder to process oxygen, going without has been linked to acne, death.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/SadiqoJN/status/1070995854272675840



How many broken chuds must there be to not have this getting ratio'd to death.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
it's a joke

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

We just live in the stupidest loving world, my god

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

jobson groeth posted:

https://twitter.com/SadiqoJN/status/1070995854272675840



How many broken chuds must there be to not have this getting ratio'd to death.

I don't see what's wrong

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

There's a reason I'm 37 and childless

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 45 hours!
Endometriosis?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Panfilo posted:

Endometriosis?

I wish I could use that excuse when I get hounded by older relatives. That or being gay. My sister doesn't get harassed.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/ScottMStedman/status/1071267304011313153

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

luxury handset posted:

remember that a non uncommon reaction to people driving electric and hybrid vehicles is to adjust the timing on their trucks to create extra pollution. it's just massive insecurity and macho pecking order garbage all the way down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gcb84qn3mU

I had to explain rolling coal to my dad this summer, when he was mocking a guy on the road ahead of us who he thought just really needed to tune up his truck. He couldn't get over "but they're ruining their gas mileage? On purpose? And they think that's cool?????"

My dad is a big old hippy. He brought it up several times during that visit. Apparently he just could not wrap his mind around it.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Cais posted:

Reminds me. Polk County Florida is a magical place.



yass send me that exclusive cummies daddy 💦💦💦

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I'm in the cummie app-based delivery service field. It doesn't pay much, but I like to think I'm helping the community. And no, you probably don't want to shake my hand, but at least I get free moisturizer.

nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably
Real trucks not carry loads, handbags

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


nerd plus rage posted:

Real trucks not carry loads, handbags

:hmmyes:

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

Cais posted:

Reminds me. Polk County Florida is a magical place.

You think if I could suck my own dick I wouldn't be doing it right now?

Wait... Is that what he's trying to say? Or is he advocating rear end to mouth?

EvilGenius has a new favorite as of 09:20 on Dec 8, 2018

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

EvilGenius posted:

You think if I could suck my own dick I wouldn't be doing it right now?

Wait, are you implying you can gently caress yourself in the rear end?


....teach me your ways, Sifu

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

The Saddest Rhino posted:



yass send me that exclusive cummies daddy 💦💦💦

Real trucks not carry loads, handbags.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Memento posted:

Wait, are you implying you can gently caress yourself in the rear end?


....teach me your ways, Sifu

It can be done. Saw a video the other day. Awe-inspiring.

nerd plus rage posted:

Real trucks not carry loads, handbags

Anyone else read this in The Hulk's voice?

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12173477

A wedding where guests are expected to spend $1000 on clothes and have outfits based on how much they weigh.

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas
I've seen a suspicious number of 'bride wants guests to pay for wedding' stories lately. I think someone's just found a good bit of click bait and it's getting copycat articles. Kind of plays on the mysoginistic 'bridezilla' stereotype.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013




:thermidor: :thermidor: :thermidor:

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
I got coaled on a 2 lane Virginia road because apparently I wasn’t going fast enough for the truck behind me. First chance he had to pass in front of me he covered my minivan in a continuous cloud of smog. It was great driving blind for almost 10 seconds. Really.

Fortunately gas was like $4 a gallon back then so at least he paid for the privilege.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

This is an honest question, and this is as good a thread to ask it in as any: at what point can the human spirit be considered to be, effectively, rabid? Not only intractably hosed up and harmful, but contagious?

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Jippa posted:

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12173477

A wedding where guests are expected to spend $1000 on clothes and have outfits based on how much they weigh.

I don't remember which thread it's in but there's follow up. She found out that someone leaked her dress code and is having a "polygraph party" to find the snitch. And if you dont go you automatically are the snitch

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Pastry of the Year posted:

This is an honest question, and this is as good a thread to ask it in as any: at what point can the human spirit be considered to be, effectively, rabid? Not only intractably hosed up and harmful, but contagious?

Conception.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

phasmid posted:

Conception.

I feel like this is a fair answer, but I don't want to discourage further answers.

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Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Len posted:

I don't remember which thread it's in but there's follow up. She found out that someone leaked her dress code and is having a "polygraph party" to find the snitch. And if you dont go you automatically are the snitch

The thread you're looking for is called "Idiots on Social Media."

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