Plot's of movies but with a dick sucking trolley robot.

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joke_explainer

Cave Johnson here. This next test, well, it's a doozy. It's going to be a... significantly different format. Let's just say those science boys really cooked up a winner this time.

# ? Nov 30, 2018 04:55

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 15:37

Piso Mojado

drilldo squirt posted:

Toto rip's back the curtain, the sham is exposed and the old wizard explains his machine," The head can take any size and any shape I desire, and with it's metal cart and wheels I can take it where the ole gal needs to be, Dorthy my good child!."

"That's amazing Mr Phardig," Dorthy exclamind ,"but what are those hands for?"

"Those my young lass, are to hold my rear end cheeks when it sucks my dick."

loll

# ? Nov 30, 2018 05:49

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

It turns out "Rosebud" was the name of Kane's childhood dick sucking robot

# ? Nov 30, 2018 05:50

HappyKitty

"Throw that junk in"

*Old timey workman picks up dick sucking trolley robot, goes to toss it in the furnace, hesitates*

"Hey, uh, you guys can take a break, I'll finish up here"

# ? Nov 30, 2018 06:52

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

joke_explainer posted:

Cave Johnson here. This next test, well, it's a doozy. It's going to be a... significantly different format. Let's just say those science boys really cooked up a winner this time.

when life gives you lemons, throw a party!

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# ? Nov 30, 2018 08:23

google THIS

A magically animated trolley with an actual human head and hands trundles out of a train compartment. "Well, I never!" he scoffs. "You're supposed to buy candy from me, you pubescent git! Or at least take me to bloody dinner first!"

"S-sorry about that!" stammers Harry Potter as he fumbles to refasten his belt. "Things work differently in the muggle world!"

# ? Nov 30, 2018 15:30

HappyKitty

*Humphrey Bogart as Rick walks away from the Casablanca airstrip side by side with a dick sucking trolley robot in a Gendarmerie uniform*

"Dick sucking trolley robot, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

# ? Nov 30, 2018 17:15

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"What's on the trolley?"

"Dick sucking. You've heard of animals letting off a squirt to escape a blowjob? There's an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the blowjob, endure the sucking, feigning orgasm that he might suck off the trapper and remove a threat to his kind."

"Are you suggesting the Duke's son is an animal?"

"Let us say I suggest you may be human. Your awareness may be powerful enough to control your instincts. Your instinct would be to remove your penis from the dick sucking trolley robot. If you do so, you die. You will feel... an tingling... there! Now, the tingling becomes throbbing. Suck upon suck upon suck."

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# ? Nov 30, 2018 20:28

Manifisto

joke_explainer posted:

cooked up a weiner this time

# ? Nov 30, 2018 21:33

Pomp: by Fluffdaddy

Bladerunner but deckard starts sucking himself off at the end. Critics debate it for decades

# ? Nov 30, 2018 22:46

google THIS

Charlton Heston: (falling to his knees before the unsalvageable wreckage of a DSTR) You MANIACS!!

# ? Dec 3, 2018 15:03

ChubbyChecker

got any sevens posted:

when life gives you lemons, throw a party!

# ? Dec 3, 2018 18:53

Space Taxi

John McClane dumps C4 onto the mouth of a dick sucking trolley robot and wheels it to an open elevator door. He jams two detonators into the mouth then pauses. "gently caress it." He shoves his dick in then launches himself with the trolley robot down the elevator shaft.

# ? Dec 4, 2018 01:26

Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

"We're assigning you a new partner, Callahan."

"I don't need a new partner, Chief, I need revenge. Fisher's only been in the ground a week, but I'm gonna make sure Capricorn goes down and gets put in an unmarked grave right nearby. I don't need distractions."

"I'm not giving you a choice in the matter, Callahan."

"Then you're just signing a death warrant for whatever rookie fresh out of the academy that you're about to give me. You want to help me out? I have an idea. Get me a partner that doesn't talk, doesn't sleep, and can take a shot and just keep on rolling along because Capricorn unloaded on Fisher, and will do the same thing to the next partner you give me."

*corner of Chief's mouth turns up into a sly smile under his moustache*

# ? Dec 4, 2018 02:41

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

nice timing there :golfclap:

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# ? Dec 4, 2018 03:10

FutonForensic

google THIS posted:

A magically animated trolley with an actual human head and hands trundles out of a train compartment. "Well, I never!" he scoffs. "You're supposed to buy candy from me, you pubescent git! Or at least take me to bloody dinner first!"

"S-sorry about that!" stammers Harry Potter as he fumbles to refasten his belt. "Things work differently in the muggle world!"

# ? Dec 4, 2018 03:28

HappyKitty

I've never seen it, so I'm really just going by the title here, but I'm pretty sure you could work in a dick sucking trolley robot into The Last Temptation of Christ

# ? Dec 4, 2018 04:45

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

google THIS posted:

A magically animated trolley with an actual human head and hands trundles out of a train compartment. "Well, I never!" he scoffs. "You're supposed to buy candy from me, you pubescent git! Or at least take me to bloody dinner first!"

"S-sorry about that!" stammers Harry Potter as he fumbles to refasten his belt. "Things work differently in the muggle world!"

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# ? Dec 4, 2018 07:38

Farecoal: There he go

"It's over DSTR! I have the high ground!"

"You underestimate my ~power~!"

"Don't try it!"

*dstr makes a tiny hop and then trundles off the platform into the lava*

# ? Dec 4, 2018 19:19

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

a modern retelling of pinnochio where a dstr must prove her character to be transformed into a realdoll

# ? Dec 4, 2018 20:23

Dungeon Ecology

*DSTR breaches the water feverishly sucking chum*

"we're gonna need a bigger dick"

e: wait did we do that one aklready?

# ? Dec 4, 2018 23:35

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Farecoal posted:

"It's over DSTR! I have the high ground!"

"You underestimate my ~power~!"

"Don't try it!"

*dstr makes a tiny hop and then trundles off the platform into the lava*

See, everyone, a joke about a dick-sucking robot doesn't necessarily need to be dirty

# ? Dec 5, 2018 01:02

google THIS

Drink-Mix Man posted:

See, everyone, a joke about a dick-sucking robot doesn't necessarily need to be dirty

Now I feel kinda bad that we immediately "went there," given a dick sucking trolley robot as subject matter.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 03:16

google THIS

The dick sucking trolley robot's pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 03:18

google THIS

Dante Hicks: Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

DSTR: That is offensive to my people.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 15:25

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

google THIS posted:

The dick sucking trolley robot's pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.

she has the body of a 1000 year old robot though so its ok

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# ? Dec 5, 2018 16:55

FactsAreUseless

google THIS posted:

The dick sucking trolley robot's pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.

I recognized this reference

# ? Dec 5, 2018 19:08

Dungeon Ecology

dstr parked at a bus stop, clumsily fellating a box of chocolates, spilling its contents and smearing it all over her face.

# ? Dec 5, 2018 21:40

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Angel's grapefruit technique for pleasing a man, demonstrated by the dick sucking trolley robot.

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# ? Dec 5, 2018 22:01

Vim Fuego

roomforthetuna posted:

That scene in Alien where the android is putting a knife into the four gaps between his fingers really fast, but instead of knife in gaps it's mouth on dicks.

# ? Dec 7, 2018 10:53

Finger Prince

Hello, I'm JohnnyCab. Can I suck your dick tonight?

# ? Dec 8, 2018 05:15

Finger Prince

The sex scene in Demolition Man only instead of putting on VR sex helmets it's a dick sucking trolley robot.

# ? Dec 8, 2018 05:21

HappyKitty

Fight Club except the twist is that Edward Norton was sucking his own dick the whole time

# ? Dec 9, 2018 02:51

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# ? Dec 9, 2018 03:31

google THIS

A huge pileup of DSTR's at the base of the Jerusalem wall, with more constantly trundling up and clanking into the back of the gathered swarm. They can't climb on top of each other so they just sit there and make menacing slurping sounds.

# ? Dec 9, 2018 19:27

Manifisto

google THIS posted:

A huge pileup of DSTR's at the base of the Jerusalem wall, with more constantly trundling up and clanking into the back of the gathered swarm. They can't climb on top of each other so they just sit there and make menacing slurping sounds.

oh yea I remember that scene from Lord of the O-Rings

# ? Dec 9, 2018 19:29

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Manifisto posted:

oh yea I remember that scene from Lord of the O-Rings

tfw the dwarves break all your dishes and your dstr while "cleaning"

# ? Dec 9, 2018 19:32

Manifisto

sauron: wow saruman, you have been just working day and night on creating that race of orcs, haven't you?

saruman: uh yes, yeah right the orcs, that's- that's definitely what I've been working on, yup

# ? Dec 9, 2018 19:53

alnilam

I'm tired of getting into arguments online about why didn't they just use the dick sucking trolley robot from the beginning. It obviously would have... aroused the attention of Sauron and made their quest impossible.

# ? Dec 9, 2018 19:59

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 15:37

Manifisto

alnilam posted:

I'm tired of getting into arguments online about why didn't they just use the dick sucking trolley robot from the beginning. It obviously would have... aroused the attention of Sauron and made their quest impossible.

dwarves: don't blame us man, we said from the start that eagle robots were the way to go

# ? Dec 9, 2018 20:08

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