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Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Imo there are cheap enough legit, reputable binoculars with customer service, like https://www.amazon.com/Bushnell-Powerview-Compact-Folding-Binocular/dp/B00004SABB/

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Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

I got my product but I accidentally let Buyer Protection run out and can't Confirm Good Received. Am I going to get shot and/or will the factory workers get my money

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man

I'm pretty sure time outs default to transaction completed, greatly benefiting the workers at the (now burned down) factory.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

My partner got me binos from Ali as a gift last year. I'll see if he wants to recommend a brand.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Sagebrush posted:

I don't think any of the adults I know still do stockings but I bought a whole pile of Mini Compact Kerosene Lighter Capsule Gasoline Lighter Inflated Key Chain Petrol Lighter Grinding Wheel Lighter Outdoor Tools ($2) to pass out as random gifts



put like a teaspoon of lighter fluid in it and keep it on your keychain

I got these lighters today and they're great. Teeny little things about the size of the last joint on one of your fingers. Filled them up with regular naphtha lighter fluid like you'd use for a Zippo and they light on the first strike. The little O-ring around the body suggests that they will stay sealed for a good long time.

Great little things for $1.73

Woden
May 6, 2006
Goku pants.

Knock off lock laces.

Silicone sink filter.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Pig foot pillow


:nws:
gently caress a foot

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."






that is like the fugliest thing I've ever seen

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

That pig foot pillow constantly haunts my customized results for some reason, except for when they periodically turn entirely into sex toys.



This balloon dog anatomy puzzle is pretty cool. Expensive though.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Meat pants

Now you can experience that look the dog makes after you yell at it to get off the couch every day

What could go wrong?

Big Bad Beetleborg posted:

I'm not sure what I clicked on to get these recommendations, but that one in the bottom left is a doozy
:nws:https://i.imgur.com/2fdi2UT.jpg:nws:



If your suggestions doesn't look like that you're not using it right
:nws:https://i.imgur.com/NCQx92A.jpg
Panflutes and penis dust covers are my main interests.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001


Ohhhh yeeah just inject that lead paint directly into my veins :2bong:

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord
Currently my recommendations look like: pens, more pens, felt-tip pens, gel pens, novelty pens, jumbo pens, ball point pens, calligraphy pens, the same pens but in bulk from another seller, pens, pens, and crotchless panties

Honestly I have no idea why they think I like pens so much :j:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Bees on Wheat posted:

Currently my recommendations look like: penis, more penis, felt-tip penis, gel penis, novelty penis, jumbo penis, ball point penis, calligraphy penis, the same penis but in bulk from another seller, penis, penis, and crotchless panties

Honestly I have no idea why they think I like penis so much :j:

fixed

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

I've gone down tons of fuckable feet rabbit holes on AE and still my recommendations are just desk organizers and guitar accessories :shrug:

(i don't have a guitar. i don't know what any of these things do)

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
I don't know what the hell you guys are doing -- I've bought actual sex toys plus a bunch of those panties that consist of like 2" square of lace plus a bunch of ribbon, and my recommendations are still totally G-rated. Lots of fake eyelashes, those gold eye things, and makeup brushes, none of which I've bought, and jewelry, office supplies, and cozy socks, which I definitely have bought.

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Anne Whateley posted:

I don't know what the hell you guys are doing -- I've bought actual sex toys plus a bunch of those panties that consist of like 2" square of lace plus a bunch of ribbon, and my recommendations are still totally G-rated. Lots of fake eyelashes, those gold eye things, and makeup brushes, none of which I've bought, and jewelry, office supplies, and cozy socks, which I definitely have bought.

I looked at a medical dummy once and for the next month I had to shuffle past a 7 inch plastic erection mounted a stand for teaching people how to apply a condom.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

"European Style" is a great search.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/lux...2839080920.html

You'd think they could have found somewhere other than "The worlds grottiest factory" to photograph their £5000 bunk beds in.

also, hello dear:


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/European-style-best-sale-home-used-king-size-sex-bed-frame-furniture/32865566393.html
European style best sale home used king size sex bed frame furniture

Stay away from the used sex beds!

Nettle Soup fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Dec 9, 2018

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


If I could do my house up in "European Style" I would, but I have terrible taste. Unfortunately instead of living like a Central Asian dictator my house is in just reality European style, which is Ikea.

I toyed around with the idea of this for a while, but I know my husband would just hate it.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Lux...3c-cb3c40571b38

Ralph Crammed In fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Dec 9, 2018

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Ralph Crammed In posted:

If I could do my house up in "European Style" I would, but I have terrible taste. Unfortunately instead of living like a Central Asian dictator my house is in just reality European style, which is Ikea.


WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Ralph Crammed In posted:

If I could do my house up in "European Style" I would, but I have terrible taste. Unfortunately instead of living like a Central Asian dictator my house is in just reality European style, which is Ikea.

I toyed around with the idea of this for a while, but I know my husband would just hate it.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Lux...3c-cb3c40571b38

Whoa, what color would you get?

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


WrenP-Complete posted:

Whoa, what color would you get?

Purple so it clashes with everything.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Thinkin about thos meat pants

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Check out these sweet tactical hair clips



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wom...cf-9a49c7bd4d7e

Bummey
May 26, 2004

you are a filth wizard, friend only to the grumpig and the rattata

You can use them to peel a grapefruit, annoy your teacher, burn some oil?, and saw through your strap if you need to for whatever reason. What's not to love?

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
i'm looking for a fidget toy that has some weight to it, preferably metal. any ideas?

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Get someone to spot weld three railroad spikes to a bearing.

Just a thought, original idea, do not steal.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

this looks like it could kill if you dropped it on someone

VORTECON Kinetic desk toy with mesmerizing motion anti stress fidget spinner finger toys adult toys children T... https://www.aliexpress.com/item/VOR...2866029926.html

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010



Can't even pick a lock with it though.



Completely inconspicuous.


The :nws: figures have some really odd names:

:nws: As far as I can tell the dog is sold separately

:nws: It would have more stars if it was a virgin figure?

Flannelette fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Dec 10, 2018

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Anyone need some $1000 titty oil?



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ama...2826974430.html

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

at least its probably made from rhino horn/panda dong whatever is more endangered at the time.





the strange names on these are to get as many keywords from the japanese figures they are based on. The non virgin is a copy of the artist "oda non" virgin series of illustrations. Oda Non is a particularly litigious but very popular hentai artist so they have to ride the line between being searchable and not being found by the authorities. I know all this because I'm a deviant pervert.

It should go without saying but what you get will look nothing like the original. The display pictures are almost always of the original, often from the manufacturer website. The knockoffs often use printed decals whereas the original is hand painted by a master nipple artist. Its generally a recast with lots of mould lines and other defects.

Fauxtool fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Dec 10, 2018

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Fauxtool posted:

at least its probably made from rhino horn/panda dong whatever is more endangered at the time.


Says right on the bottle: flowers, leaves and branches of plants, It's a 30 bottle lot though.

Fauxtool posted:


It should go without saying but what you get will look nothing like the original. The display pictures are almost always of the original, often from the manufacturer website. The knockoffs often use printed decals whereas the original is hand painted by a master nipple artist. Its generally a recast with lots of mould lines and other defects.

I'm learning those important life skills here.

Mischievous Mink
May 29, 2012

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

i'm looking for a fidget toy that has some weight to it, preferably metal. any ideas?

I got a bolt action pen after seeing them a page or two ago, it hasn't arrived yet but it looked like it'd be fun.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





flashy_mcflash posted:

Thinkin about thos meat pants

could be a "fun" idea for yoga class. but the teacher would probably just tell me to be respectful and take them off.

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Cute keyring!



It's all metal and amazingly the chain isn't a bendy piece of poo poo that is going to seperate in a week. Impressed.

Sex Robot fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Dec 10, 2018

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Sex Robot posted:

Cute keyring!



It's all metal and amazingly the chain isn't a bendy piece of poo poo that is going to seperate in a week. Impressed.

Does any of the sale go to the devs if I buy on AE instead of paying an extra $5 on their shop?
https://blog.chucklefish.org/shop/#Stardew

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Hell I didn't even consider Stardew Valley having a merch shop when I bought it, I've bought the game several times anyway, they have my money.

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D
dont alishame

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




bad posts ahead!!! posted:

i'm looking for a fidget toy that has some weight to it, preferably metal. any ideas?

Have you considered a fidgit spinner that is also a phone?!? https://www.amazon.com/Bop-Spinner-Unlocked-Bluetooth-Lightweight/dp/B078JFXT78

Bummey
May 26, 2004

you are a filth wizard, friend only to the grumpig and the rattata

super sweet best pal posted:

Does any of the sale go to the devs if I buy on AE instead of paying an extra $5 on their shop?
https://blog.chucklefish.org/shop/#Stardew

lol of course not. Ali is bootleg as hell.

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Bloody Antlers
Mar 27, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

i'm looking for a fidget toy that has some weight to it, preferably metal. any ideas?

Be careful what you wish for when you ask a Chinese exporter to provide you with heavy metal.

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