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Powershift posted:Rex Tillerson could have just carried on being a big money oil billionaire and doing whatever the gently caress he wanted to do He gets to continue being a big money millionaire, and a year of public abuse by Trump let him sell all of his built up Exxon stock grants tax free.
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I thought Trump liked when people are leaking https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1071760971088228352 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1071764777679114240 Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 15:24 on Dec 9, 2018 |
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Kumo posted:https://twitter.com/Quodverum_/status/1071634835616215040 wow! that Donald j trump guy sounds like a freakin genius!!! who is he anyway?
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I thought Trump liked when people are leaking https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1071763175895371776
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Remember when the Russians were making fake pisstapes and distributing them through backchannels to western spy agencies to muddy the waters and provide some plausible deniability in case the real pisstape got leaked? I was just in the shower and that fragment from 5 million years ago popped into my mind and i lolled.
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Why are maga people so mad at everything ALL the time?
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legendaryRev posted:So I’m an old here, and haven’t posted in very long time. Not to make this too “life affirmation story” or anything like that, but this thread has probably saved me from some self- harm poo poo. I definitely keep up with politics, and it’s been a rough 2 years for me, because of reading blogs and turning to the basic reaction of gnashing teeth and wrending of cloths because of the shitshow that America has become. And then I found this thread, and my quality of life has increased significantly. My only regret is that I’ve hmboled so hard, that I miss my balls. But I have the solace of being able to view them from space from time to time, much like the ISS, and sometimes I can see Mercury and say to myself, “there’s Mercury and my balls, what a rich pageant we live.” So thank you, goons, for giving me some perspective. And also allowing my balls to be satellites, because life is so short. And also the acknowledgment that our president is indeed retarded. We Glad to have you loling with us, pal! 
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I just realized how similar Melania's signature is to Donny's. Did he not let her sign the Holocaust Museum guestbook, or are they running the same programming?
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lol Warm und Fuzzy posted:LOL I just looked this up, because I'm like, "how do you guys keep up with all this stuff?" Turns out Ivanka laundering money for the Saudis was a story last December, and I never even heard about it. lol
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IT is A gReAT HOnOR TO Be HeRe WiTH ALL OF My FRieNDS - So AMAZiNg & WILL Never FORgeT! -President Brain Genius
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Catastrophe posted:Why are maga people so mad at everything ALL the time? Not sure if it's a real MAGA, full vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJkxlgl-Ix0
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Real MAGA is in your heart, not on your cap.
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TotalLossBrain posted:Someone turn this into a Star Wars crawl stat, pls. https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/BLTI_pfrNrg0kUfREZFS e: oh someone else already did it Oldstench fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Dec 9, 2018 |
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communism bitch posted:IT is A gReAT HOnOR TO Be HeRe WiTH ALL OF My FRieNDS - So AMAZiNg & WILL Never FORgeT! Thank you for this, I was afraid I was the only person that the mixed caps/lowercase bugged. How does anyone write like this in an official capacity? Even my hastily scribbled work notes aren't stupidly mixed.
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Catastrophe posted:Why are maga people so mad at everything ALL the time? Boomers ate a lot of lead paint chips
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https://twitter.com/JustaGuy1225/status/1071635777476390913 *trump on stage with xi jinping* *Xi, through translator* "it is said that you know the great works of Sun Tzu by heart and his teachings helped guide you in business. I take this as a sign that our great nations can once again co-operate to our mutual benefit." *Trump, without translator* "Yes, yes I do. And he's great. Believe me. He knew a lot, not as much as me, but a lot. As he would often say... *moves hands to temples and pulls wrinkly skin folds upwards* "Ching, cho-" *aides rush onto stage to bustle him off stage before crowd of deadly silent Chinese reporters*
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FuturePastNow posted:Boomers ate a lot of lead paint chips Not just that, they breathed in a poo poo ton of lead in the air from leaded gasoline. Neil DeGrasse Tyson's (RIP) Cosmos had almost a whole episode on it. Unleaded gasoline started in 1974, and leaded gasoline wasn't eliminated until 1996. But we just let the Boomers run everything as though they're not retarded. Oh also, new article in the news says we all have plastic in our poop, so who knows what humanity's done to itself now.
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You'll never take the plastic out of my poop. NEVER.
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I was born in '65. Since then, I: -Crawled around on the floor after the exterminator came through and remember the smell of the DDT -Ate paint chips (yellow was my favorite because it reminded me of sunshine) -Was the designated refueler for the car on long road trips, long before they had those newfangled vapor reclaimer doohickies on them. Ah, the sweet smell of leaded gas! -I remember chewing on solder (contains lead) and fishing sinkers (it was a weird sweet taste that makes my stomach churn to this day thinking about it) I'm 53, and aside from depression, anxiety, PTSD, and a variety of chronic pain i'm JUST FINE. We'll do ok, humanity is a tenacious beast. But we honestly DO need to stop using our planet as a giant toilet. Also, we need to get rid of the gigantic orange tumor in the White House so we can do damage assessment asap and figure out just how hosed we ALL are.
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LabyaMynora posted:Oh also, new article in the news says we all have plastic in our poop, so who knows what humanity's done to itself now. We have what in our what?
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Splatmaster posted:But we honestly DO need to stop using our planet as a giant toilet. Humanity is the solid waste though.
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Jeza posted:https://twitter.com/JustaGuy1225/status/1071635777476390913 Lol the art of war is the most retardedly basic marriage of opposites motivational poster nonsense. It contains almost no insightful anything other than very obvious concepts of engagement and defense that have little to no meaning in politics. You can't just execute all your generals if they fail to get you a diet coke you moron.
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must suck giving up your aspirations of getting out from under your dads shadow cause you're a gotdamn failson braindead idiot and then seeing that same guy getting dunked on from every single possible direction. shows you love to watch, artists you listen to, movies you enjoy... all the people involved just keep dunking on your retarded dad and by extension you. and finally, to top it off, you're about to get indicted and disowned and probably forced to get a name change via executive powers. . . . . *low whistle of surprise* quite a life!
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Lpzie posted:must suck giving up your aspirations of getting out from under your dads shadow cause you're a gotdamn failson braindead idiot and then seeing that same guy getting dunked on from every single possible direction. shows you love to watch, artists you listen to, movies you enjoy... all the people involved just keep dunking on your retarded dad and by extension you. and finally, to top it off, you're about to get indicted and disowned and probably forced to get a name change via executive powers. . . . . *low whistle of surprise* quite a life! And before all THAT, imagine that when you're introduced to your future ex-wife the first thing she says is "Oh, you're the one with the retarded dad."
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LifeSunDeath posted:Lol the art of war is the most retardedly basic marriage of opposites motivational poster nonsense. It contains almost no insightful anything other than very obvious concepts of engagement and defense that have little to no meaning in politics. You can't just execute all your generals if they fail to get you a diet coke you moron. Well they're not obvious to a new/fresh officer in training necessarily but yeah outside of specific war stuff it's pretty dumb and I hate that it is some motivational poster basically. It's also super short and non-specific.
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Lol that people think global warming is going to destroy the planet rather than just kill off billions of people and make things a little easier for the private security forces of the heirs of Walmart and Amway.
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France know how to protest https://www.facebook.com/LaBasSiJySuis/videos/2157739151142368/ Note to band people, start bringing your poo poo to protests The Glumslinger fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Dec 9, 2018 |
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Why would junior go to Canada? Wouldn't the Canadian government be more than happy to dig him out of whatever slime hole he wiggled into and extradite his rear end?
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Fabulousity posted:Why would junior go to Canada? Wouldn't the Canadian government be more than happy to dig him out of whatever slime hole he wiggled into and extradite his rear end? He's trying to blend in with the crowd with his lumberjack shirts. They'll never find him.
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https://twitter.com/HuffPostPol/status/1071811604218634241 They hacked our CSS! seems very !important
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Sure they will. He'll be the one person never saying, "Sorry!".
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xcheopis posted:Sure they will. He'll be the one person never saying, "Sorry!". Find this guy then check under the flannel for a pink polo, suspendies, and a bra. Easy!
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I'll find him for 3, but I'll catch and kill him for 10
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NotWearingPants posted:https://twitter.com/HuffPostPol/status/1071811604218634241 quote:Of the total estimated 800,000 unique comments sent, 99.7 percent supported net neutrality and opposed a controversial push by the Trump administration’s commission head Ajit Pai to terminate net neutrality. Pai recently admitted that Russia meddled in the system and acknowledged that 500,000 of the suspect comments were linked to Russian emails. hahaha of the people by the people for the people hahahahahahaha
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Moridin920 posted:of the people by the people for the people Corporations are people, my friend!
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Catastrophe posted:Why are maga people so mad at everything ALL the time? right wingers are a grievance movement, they always have been but it's so exaggerated now that you get poo poo like people calling the police on black people for the villainous crime of barbecuing food in their own yards 
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The last few days have been nice - instead of being in the Truno thread I’ve been playing smash bros well, here I am again, let’s see what’s-
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The Glumslinger posted:France know how to protest wow, this owns x 10,000... brought tears to my eyes. Edit: just watched this again and noticed that they are in the place de la bastille which is where my wife and I went to see Balanchine's "Jewels," which makes me feel sad and bougie. GirlBones fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Dec 9, 2018 |
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