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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Calaveron posted:

Why do Superman’s parents look younger than Superman

Pa Kent got himself a trophy wife.

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Hotclaws?

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

Chinston Wurchill posted:



From the X-Men X-Mas Special. It's not super funny but I was glad to see someone taking the piss out of #hotclaws.

Logan you rat, you weren't using the oven to bake cookies! You were heating your claws up to give me the the ol spicy claws!

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Jason Momoa stars in Netflix's steamiest Christmas special, Hot Claus.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Lobok posted:

Kurt Russell stars in Netflix's steamiest Christmas special, Hot Claus.

Fixed that for you. :colbert:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Jiro posted:

Fixed that for you. :colbert:

Thought about it originally. Wasn't sure what the consensus is on Russell's looks these days.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
He old

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Slashrat posted:

Is this a flashback or something to events prior to the main Injustice storyline?

Yes

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Chinston Wurchill posted:



From the X-Men X-Mas Special. It's not super funny but I was glad to see someone taking the piss out of #hotclaws.

Truly the hero Canada needs.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

site posted:

He old

He's aged remarkably well though.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Are comics pushing hashtags a thing now?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


site posted:

He old

So are we.


:(

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Infinitum posted:

Are comics pushing hashtags a thing now?

I don't know why you would think poking fun at internet whiners is "pushing hashtags".

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Toshimo posted:

I don't know why you would think poking fun at internet whiners is "pushing hashtags".

I am probably missing something from this conversation, but OK.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Toshimo posted:

I don't know why you would think poking fun at internet whiners is "pushing hashtags".
That comic page is the only place I've seen or heard of "#hotclaws" myself, so...

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Zereth posted:

That comic page is the only place I've seen or heard of "#hotclaws" myself, so...
:same:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

hotclaws.com for all your hotclaw needs

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

Calaveron posted:

Why do Superman’s parents look younger than Superman



A reality TV producer from another planet thought that they looked too old, and it was arranged to put youth serum in their water well!

Snackmar fucked around with this message at 07:12 on Dec 10, 2018

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Jordan7hm posted:

Unintentional golden age humour is great.




I have, no joke, about a thousand words I could write about the multibillion-dollar historical context of this set of panels. You would not believe how many jobs, how many companies, how many lives were in the balance.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 08:05 on Dec 10, 2018

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Discendo Vox posted:

I have, no joke, about a thousand words I could write about the multibillion-dollar historical significance of this set of panels. You would not believe how many jobs, how many companies, how many lives were in the balance.

wow, that must have been some orgy.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

wow, that must have been some orgy.

that set of panels is based on a true story.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Synthbuttrange posted:

hotclaws.com for all your hotclaw needs

True story many years ago my friend used to work as a coder for an advertising company called Hot House

hothouse.com.au would go to their website
hothouse.com is a gay porn website

He used to cop so much poo poo :allears:

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
I remember as a kid in school teachers had to warn us not to go to whitehouse.com, only to whitehouse.gov

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Zaodai posted:

He was a real life mortician, so imagine him doing ACTUAL funeral stuff in his Paul Bearer voice.

"Can you get some nice roses to put near the casket? My mother loved roses..."
"Ooooo~oooh yees, roses! Beautiful reeeed roses!"


He did interviews where he said he really liked when people came in and recognized him from wwe because they we're dealing with some awful poo poo and would have a moment where they forgot about it because they were processing that the actual mortician was the fake wrestling mortician

Paul Bearer ruled

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Discendo Vox posted:

I have, no joke, about a thousand words I could write about the multibillion-dollar historical context of this set of panels. You would not believe how many jobs, how many companies, how many lives were in the balance.
Well, get started!

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

Random Stranger posted:

The best part is the furry guys are evil yeti that tricked the Surfer into thinking that they're peaceful to set a trap.

Wow, and he fathered children with one of them? That's low.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Norrin Radd hits it then quits it

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

davidspackage posted:

Norrin Radd hits it then quits it

"Norrin, why don't you stay the night? We could get breakfast together."
"Your entire planet will be destroyed by then. But hey... this was fun."

drill press corps
Sep 28, 2007

Only my friends can call me Pigfucker.

Discendo Vox posted:

I have, no joke, about a thousand words I could write about the multibillion-dollar historical context of this set of panels. You would not believe how many jobs, how many companies, how many lives were in the balance.

Please do! This is a story I genuinely want to hear.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Let's just day that Butter...is serious business.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

drill press corps posted:

Please do! This is a story I genuinely want to hear.

I don't know much about it, but margarine was cheaper than butter so during the depression the butter lobby got a number of laws passed to make it less appealing. Some states it was illegal to sell margarine with food coloring in it (without dye yo make it yellow it's a clear/whiteish color, like Vaseline). I think in at least one state margarine had to be dyed red, which I kinda want to see on someone's breakfast toast at least once.

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





TwoPair posted:

Injustice 2 Annual: Bruce Wayne took a bullet in the shoulder at a charity gala, so while he's recovering and while everyone else tries to track down who put the hit on him, Superman has an idea for a more secure location for Bruce to crash at.



Nice.

Uh, isn't like the whole thing with Injustice is that Supes went all fascist when Lois died? So how is she out researching Bruce's attacker?

I feel like this has to be a flashback or something.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

ConfusedUs posted:

Uh, isn't like the whole thing with Injustice is that Supes went all fascist when Lois died? So how is she out researching Bruce's attacker?

I feel like this has to be a flashback or something.

Turn on your monitor.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

ConfusedUs posted:

Uh, isn't like the whole thing with Injustice is that Supes went all fascist when Lois died? So how is she out researching Bruce's attacker?

I feel like this has to be a flashback or something.

There are Supermen.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

ConfusedUs posted:

Uh, isn't like the whole thing with Injustice is that Supes went all fascist when Lois died? So how is she out researching Bruce's attacker?

I feel like this has to be a flashback or something.

That's a Superman from a good universe. Injustice Superman didn't wear trunks I think.

Veotax
May 16, 2006


That is Injustice Superman, it's a flash back. For anything that happened before the start of the comic they tend to have most characters in classic designs.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

A flashback is a common device in both literature and comics!

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
But we've seen injustice pa and ma Kent, and they don't look like the inappropriately aged parents of an inappropriately aged superman

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


The flashback went way back, ok.

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