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-2000 if it's about wine or cheese, because that makes you more French.
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Dec 10, 2018 02:26
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I don't think most white people realize how bad a look it is to poo poo on grilling pineapple considering it's a Hawaiian thing.
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Dec 10, 2018 02:32
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howe_sam posted:According to Michael Schur, yes. Oh poo poo, that's Schur's twitter account? I keep seeing things pop up from it and had no idea.
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Dec 10, 2018 02:46
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I’m white as gently caress but even in white people tropics grilling a pineapple is still unequivocally a good thing, maybe the cold just rots the part of your brain that knows what to do with a pineapple
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Dec 10, 2018 02:53
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LividLiquid posted:I don't think most white people realize how bad a look it is to poo poo on grilling pineapple considering it's a Hawaiian thing. What? Not liking a food is racist now?
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Dec 10, 2018 02:54
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I grill peaches, drizzle on honey and whip cream.
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Dec 10, 2018 02:59
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grill all fruit imo
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Dec 10, 2018 03:02
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GreenNight posted:What? Not liking a food is racist now? I think it’s more of a developmental disorder tbh, like borderline personality disorder
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Dec 10, 2018 03:03
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The warmest you should ever eat fruit is banana at room temp
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Dec 10, 2018 03:26
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:I’m white as gently caress but even in white people tropics grilling a pineapple is still unequivocally a good thing, maybe the cold just rots the part of your brain that knows what to do with a pineapple A good portion of my extended family is from Hawaii and lemme tell you, grilled pineapple straight from a farm there is amazing. That being said, pineapple on pizza as Hawaiian is a lie perpetrated by Big Pizza.
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Dec 10, 2018 03:31
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Vanderdeath posted:A good portion of my extended family is from Hawaii and lemme tell you, grilled pineapple straight from a farm there is amazing. That being said, pineapple on pizza as Hawaiian is a lie perpetrated by Big Pizza. And the California roll has little to do with California. It's just a name for a (imo) tasty food.
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Dec 10, 2018 03:42
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Ironically enough, I think the "Hawaiian" pizza originated in California. I've been told that California-style pizza is basically the act of putting weird poo poo on pizza and calling it good, like chicken and sweet barbecue sauce. That said I don't have any issues with pineapple on pizza, but my favorite pineapple is covered with the other kind of heat (cayenne).
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Dec 10, 2018 03:48
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I’ve had one good Hawaiian pizza in my life, it had roast pork and Maui onion on it.
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Dec 10, 2018 03:52
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I don’t mind being judged for putting pineapple on pizza but I kind of object to people thinking it’s somehow even weirder that I have it with pepperoni instead of ham
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Dec 10, 2018 03:58
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Propaganda Machine posted:Ironically enough, I think the "Hawaiian" pizza originated in California. I've been told that California-style pizza is basically the act of putting weird poo poo on pizza and calling it good, like chicken and sweet barbecue sauce. hello, california pizza kitchen?
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Dec 10, 2018 05:15
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Toast Museum posted:He's also against soup in general, I think. Mike Schur is full of weird bad food opinions. Maybe he grew up with a parent(s) that was a bad cook? Like, a lot of the food I thought I didn't like, turns out I do like it if it's cooked the way it's meant to be cooked. Turns out my mum was just a terrible cook.
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Dec 10, 2018 05:36
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LividLiquid posted:I don't think most white people realize how bad a look it is to poo poo on grilling pineapple considering it's a Hawaiian thing. Hawaiian pizza was invented in rural southwestern Ontario. Pineapples are South American in origin and arrived in Hawaii alongside colonialism. You don't need to fight for it.
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Dec 10, 2018 05:52
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I can't tell you how relieved I am that Michael Schur decided to make great TV rather than do anything with food, ever
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Dec 10, 2018 05:53
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The trick to pineapple on pizza is that you need to put it on somewhat sparingly, pair it with a salty meat -- I actually like pepperoni and bacon over ham, since they have much more flavor and texture -- and make sure you squeeze out the water before it goes on the pizza. I'm convinced most of the people who talk about pineapple on pizza like the devil have just gotten a soggy mess of a pizza where all the pineapple juice drooled out and made the cheese melt all weird. You can do a lot of damage to a pizza with pineapple if you're not careful.
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Dec 10, 2018 05:59
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Hawkgirl posted:I can't tell you how relieved I am that Michael Schur decided to make great TV rather than do anything with food, ever
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Dec 10, 2018 06:12
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Mameluke posted:Hawaiian pizza was invented in rural southwestern Ontario. Pineapples are South American in origin and arrived in Hawaii alongside colonialism. You don't need to fight for it. GreenNight posted:What? Not liking a food is racist now? I'm as pasty as the next Irish Norweigan-American, but even I can admit that white people really have no business telling the rest of the world how to make food. Jesus gently caress, put some goddamn spices on some poo poo.
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Dec 10, 2018 06:15
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howe_sam posted:these day's he's mostly vegan over ethical and environmental concerns about eating meat. Ah yes, the Doug Forcett menu.
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Dec 10, 2018 06:17
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Liking pineapples in any form is racist because the kingdom of Hawaii was overthrown by a pineapple farmer. Please check your fruit privilege.
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Dec 10, 2018 06:23
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LividLiquid posted:I very specifically didn't mention pizza in my post, which you either willfully ignored or didn't notice. Shur was making GBS threads on cooking fruit and moved on to cooked pineapple on pizza, yes, but he started by telling people not to cook fruit. Well, you're very passionate, I'll give you that.
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Dec 10, 2018 06:35
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I just put garlic in everything in place for spices. Just garlic up the wazoo I'm literally white literally trash
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Dec 10, 2018 06:40
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Kind of hope there is a gag with Michael Shur being expected in the Bad Place for Food Crimes.
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Dec 10, 2018 07:03
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What about warm apple cider, isn't that hot fruit?
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Dec 10, 2018 07:18
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If we're discussing Mike Schur cameos, I bet Mose Schrute is in the Bad Place for not fighting Ryan in that barn. (i regret contributing to the pineapple derail)
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Dec 10, 2018 07:32
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I think the best way to deal with Shawn at this point as a finale thing would be him being demoted to the accountants office, no longer able to actively torture people, just being forced to sift through weird sex things under the new structure. That would be his hell. Just to rub it in, make Vicky his manager as a direct assistant to Stephen Merchant.
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Dec 10, 2018 07:35
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Actual ideal reformed X place: -Everyone goes to a purgatory space set up to get them to see the error of their ways and teach them and mold them into the person they always had the potential be. There is no torture here, just various simulations to help people grow, reform, and learn. -Once you graduate purgatory you get sent to the good place and as you now the best you could you be. Simple, easy, actually ethical.
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Dec 10, 2018 07:40
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BioEnchanted posted:I think the best way to deal with Shawn at this point as a finale thing would be him being demoted to the accountants office, no longer able to actively torture people, just being forced to sift through weird sex things under the new structure. That would be his hell. Just to rub it in, make Vicky his manager as a direct assistant to Stephen Merchant. that reminds me, the delivery on "Can I have a paperclip?" "What are you going to do with it?" was amazing dude sounded hilariously haunted
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Dec 10, 2018 07:58
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guys guys! Mindy Saint Claire 
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Dec 10, 2018 09:55
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Goa Tse-tung posted:guys guys! Holy shirt.
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Dec 10, 2018 10:48
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I don't know about you guys, but having become a godfather recently I really appreciate The Good Place giving me alternatives that are almost but not quite swear words.
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Dec 10, 2018 11:17
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Your Taint posted:I was wondering if they're back in the bad place again. Maybe Sean re-routed the portal and put the filter back on so they couldn't swear. Podcast spoilers: Apparently Mike Schur confirmed they're in the actual for real Good Place during the table read.
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Dec 10, 2018 14:55
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double nine posted:I don't know about you guys, but having become a godfather recently I really appreciate The Good Place giving me alternatives that are almost but not quite swear words. Also fun podcast tidbit: An alternate take for "Holy Motherforking shirtballs" in the latest episode was "Soak my deck, we're in the Good Place"
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Dec 10, 2018 14:56
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Did anybody notice the room they fall into at the end is totally empty, with no one in the chair, and a LARGE stack of paperwork that looked like it needed to be checked? Guys, God is dead.
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Dec 10, 2018 17:09
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Watermelon Daiquiri posted:The warmest you should ever eat fruit is banana at room temp Have you never grilled a banana? Wrapped it in foil and buried it in the embers of a bonfire? It goes all sweet and sticky and amazing. ApplesandOranges posted:What about warm apple cider, isn't that hot fruit? Mulled cider feels very hipster, but holy crap am I glad it's a thing almost everywhere now. It's so christmassy!
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If you're just eating a Heated Fruit then yeah it's going to seem mushy and gross compared to the cool, crisp, fresh version. It's all in the preparation. A baked apple is gross, but an apple pie with whipped/ice cream is wonderful. A warm squishy strawberry by itself is awful, but strawberry sauce on your waffles... mmmmm.
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