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graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Decap Attack has a dope as heck soundtrack. The level where you get chased by the totem pole stressed me out as a kid.

It's relevant because the main character is orange and brainless.

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp
https://www.expressnews.com/news/local/amp/Bulldozers-to-soon-plow-through-National-13447399.php

Owning... butterflies? To own the libs

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I just watched the pizzagate girl video and had a hearty lol that these are the psychotic morons that centrist libs think they can win over with stupid self-owning gestures of meaningless bipartisanship.



https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1071823490007871488?s=19

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

these people have legit mental disorders , but the right wing have realised that if they start to fund their mental health treatment they would loose their conspiracy votes

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I just watched the pizzagate girl video and had a hearty lol that these are the psychotic morons that centrist libs think they can win over with stupid self-owning gestures of meaningless bipartisanship.



https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1071823490007871488?s=19

Just a reminder that these people cheered at actual child abuse being committed thanks to Trump's immigration politics

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Just a reminder that these people cheered at actual child abuse being committed thanks to Trump's immigration politics

Brown children don't count duh

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
A few pages back but I love that Rudy Giuliani actually said "Yes the president did crimes but no competent lawyer would try to prosecute a person for crimes."

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Just a reminder that these people cheered at actual child abuse being committed thanks to Trump's immigration politics

they apparently routinely post child porn on the various sites they communicate through they "found doing research"

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I just watched the pizzagate girl video and had a hearty lol that these are the psychotic morons that centrist libs think they can win over with stupid self-owning gestures of meaningless bipartisanship.



https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1071823490007871488?s=19

I'm gonna bet this girl has a huge future in wingnut media ahead of her. She's the next Alex Jones, just watch

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Catastrophe posted:

A few pages back but I love that Rudy Giuliani actually said "Yes the president did crimes but no competent lawyer would try to prosecute a person for crimes."



This is why they jail black people for little to nothing.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1072095127894667265

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

A simple private transaction in which I stuffed my smocking gun into a porn star and gave her a hefty six figure payment

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
I can't believe he typed it again. And twice in one tweet. Such a stable genius.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1072098604599394305

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
I just googled 'smocking gun' to see if the rest of the internet was onto this. I thought they were but then I checked the dates. August 1 he tweeted the same stupid phrase.

e: Im sorry I don't use twitter so I never bothered learning to embed tweets.

Valko fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Dec 10, 2018

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




OMG, the President of the United States doesn't know how to spell, "smoking"

It's even on signs everywhere. "No Smoking."

WTF?!

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Hang on, I think the president of america might be an old doddering idiot.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
For shits & grins I went to check on Fox News' twitter feed- they still haven't tweeted anything since November 8th...

LOL!

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Look over your shoulder, ready to run. Like a good little binch, from a smocking gun

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
For anyone wondering how brexit is going, the government have negotiated a deal that everyone hates. It has to be voted on in parliament to actually be accepted and have brexit start however because everyone hates it at the very last minute the government have pulled the vote on the deal. The problem is that they've left it so last minute that they have to have a vote in parliament not to have a vote on the deal.

This is all happening just days after the government, for the first time in UK history, were found in contempt of parliament for not publishing the full legal advice of the brexit deal after saying they would

Gadzuko
Feb 14, 2005
It's a little known fact that you can do literally anything through a lawyer and it becomes 100% legal. I heard it from the great scholars, the great legal

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

Gadzuko posted:

It's a little known fact that you can do literally anything through a lawyer and it becomes 100% legal. I heard it from the great scholars, the great legal

:hmmyes:

I nod as I smock moar bathsalts.

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe

super macho dude posted:

Hang on, I think the president of america might be an old doddering idiot.

That's just Donald J Trump, the dude from The Apprentice. No way America would be retarded enough to elect him as POTUS.

hseroK divaD
Jun 3, 2011

Creepy Richard will keep leering at you NON-STOP!
Not really, i see her more as a victim of a cult, a pretty vulnerable person, in pain from a rare illness, prone to grab to anything that gives her power.

At least that was the feeling i got reading her blog.

http://www.robotinteriors.com/blog/

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Jose posted:

For anyone wondering how brexit is going, the government have negotiated a deal that everyone hates. It has to be voted on in parliament to actually be accepted and have brexit start however because everyone hates it at the very last minute the government have pulled the vote on the deal. The problem is that they've left it so last minute that they have to have a vote in parliament not to have a vote on the deal.

This is all happening just days after the government, for the first time in UK history, were found in contempt of parliament for not publishing the full legal advice of the brexit deal after saying they would

didn't the EU just say "hey you know this is getting embarrassing and you don't have to do this anymore" too

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
Remember when Dan Quayle became a national embarrassment for misspelling a word

cnut
May 3, 2016

Stink Billyums posted:

Remember when Dan Quayle became a national embarrassment for misspelling a word

Yeah :allears:

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I just watched the pizzagate girl video and had a hearty lol that these are the psychotic morons that centrist libs think they can win over with stupid self-owning gestures of meaningless bipartisanship.



https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1071823490007871488?s=19

Ma'am this is a Wendy's drive through.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1072116425576407040

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
"Christie fits" is a sentence I thought I'd never read anytime soon.

moostaffa
Apr 2, 2008

People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.
https://twitter.com/hughhewitt/status/1072114400193142785

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Christie fits, but just barely

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Avirosb posted:

"Christie fits" is a sentence I thought I'd never read anytime soon.

Chris Christie will have to pay for 2 plots at a cemetery.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

this will absolutely gently caress us and kill the NHS which is why a bunch of tories want it

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

I’m beginning to think that this whole Brexit thing hasn’t been properly thought through.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin


There's a term in politicals, the Smocking Gun they call it, and it's been getting a LOT of use lately, believe me. Some people call it the Smoking Gun, but Smocking is also correct and actually, it's the preferred term for most people.

You know, I deal with the lawyers DAILY, so many things we're doing. Rudy Guiliani, remember him? Great guy, helped on 9/11 a lot, everybody loved him. He's a lawyer and he's been such a help during the campaign. Incredible stuff, at a level like you wouldn't believe. But the Smocking Gun? I haven't seen it, haven't even smelled the smoke. Everybody says things, "Trump... oh he's so bad, he did a bad thing." or "President Trump, he paid 4 women to abort their babies and then had the abortion doctors killed." None of it happened that way, you can't prove it, and there's no gun. Smocking or otherwise. Because you don't use a gun sometimes, you use a knife or a saw or sometimes, and this is something nobody knows, you use an icicle. They actually did a test, they found out that icicles are the DEADLIEST weapon in the world.

So all these angry Democrats, why aren't they banning icicles? That's what I want to know. And all this talk of Global Warming, actually, ACTUALLY you would be melting down the weapons. Saving something like.... like 30 million people a year who get hurt or killed by icicles.

Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

Jose posted:

this will absolutely gently caress us and kill the NHS which is why a bunch of tories want it

It's amazing how Russia destabilized the US and UK. Govs of both barely work atm

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Stoatbringer posted:

I’m beginning to think that this whole Brexit thing hasn’t been properly thought through.

very little effort was put into the whole thing including absolutely no government planning that leave might win before the referendum. They were also extremely poo poo at arguing why we should remain mostly going on about economic costs when austerity has made the lives of millions of people miserable so they won't notice a difference anyway

also he picked remain and not stay as the option ffs

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Terminally Bored posted:

It's amazing how Russia destabilized the US and UK. Govs of both barely work atm

russia has very little to do with this

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