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Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

Tetracube posted:

ads for a loving bank are automatically cursed

# ? Dec 10, 2018 03:43

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 30, 2024 22:38

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Wanna spread capitalism throughout the world.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 03:47

hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

# ? Dec 10, 2018 07:39

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Away all Goats posted:

Too good to be true I'm sure

# ? Dec 10, 2018 07:57

Flannelette: Jan 17, 2010

Away all Goats posted:

loving first world map projections loving over the poorer third world countries again.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 08:08

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

dog nougat posted:

Happy Holidays sorry if those words offend you lol

# ? Dec 10, 2018 10:25

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Dec 10, 2018 10:54

bloom: Feb 25, 2017; by sebmojo

https://i.imgur.com/OMbmCiW.mp4

# ? Dec 10, 2018 11:15

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

bloom posted:

https://i.imgur.com/OMbmCiW.mp4

Hahahaha

# ? Dec 10, 2018 11:21

Solar Tornado: Aug 9, 2016; A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Away all Goats posted:

I want to believe

# ? Dec 10, 2018 11:29

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

"She's got the whoooole world, in her pants"

Edit to add bless

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqP4ZU-gLBS

Dixville fucked around with this message at 11:48 on Dec 10, 2018

# ? Dec 10, 2018 11:38

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

jobson groeth posted:

Eat a real lego piece, cowards.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 12:11

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

DrPossum posted:

Eat a real lego piece, cowards.

Shouldn't the experiment be to swallow a finished lego kit, like the Ecto1 or the Black Pearl, and then see how intact it is out the other end?

# ? Dec 10, 2018 13:16

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/StopTrump2020/status/1071507485041795073

The guy's a piece of poo poo, but he's not a CHUD.

He's from South Australia and wearing a hat which just happens to be red.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 13:50

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

Red hats are forever doomed/cursed

# ? Dec 10, 2018 15:24

BlankIsBeautiful: Apr 4, 2008; Feeling a little inadequate?

Away all Goats posted:

Somebody needs to do this to be more closely correct with Michael Frank's "Popsicle Toes"

quote:

"You got the nicest North America
This sailor ever saw.
I'd like to feel your warm Brazil
And touch your Panama

But Your Tierra del Fuegos
Are nearly always froze.
We gotta see saw
Until we unthaw those
Popsicle toes."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VGZ6M6t4vA

# ? Dec 10, 2018 15:32

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

https://twitter.com/30SecFight/status/1071352802016944129

# ? Dec 10, 2018 15:43

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Tetracube posted:

https://twitter.com/30SecFight/status/1071352802016944129

HELP ME PLEASE *sneakers squeaking*

Lol

# ? Dec 10, 2018 15:52

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Away all Goats posted:

Can't help but wonder if her name is Mariana.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 17:02

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

MrMidnight posted:

Red hats are forever doomed/cursed

Red hats have been cursed for decades.

I wondered for a second what the Red Hat Society/MAGA crossover was, but then I realized I didn't need to.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 17:10

Super Waffle: Sep 25, 2007; I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

Away all Goats posted:

checkmate flat earthers

# ? Dec 10, 2018 17:12

DiHK: Feb 4, 2013; by Azathoth

Trabant posted:

Can't help but wonder if her name is Mariana.

IMO the Mid-Atlantic Ridge should be along the in-seam.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 17:22

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

shes underage you creeps

# ? Dec 10, 2018 17:40

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/NikkiGlaser/status/1071855075901853696?s=19

# ? Dec 10, 2018 17:46

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Pics that show how #horny you are :justcreep:

# ? Dec 10, 2018 17:47

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/B2Back2DaIsland/status/1071894351213662210?s=19

# ? Dec 10, 2018 17:47

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Zzulu posted:

shes underage you creeps

Did you know this off the top of your head, or followup to find out more.

Dont know which is worse.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 17:50

DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Unpopular opinion: it isn't very blessed to objectify parts of a person's body

# ? Dec 10, 2018 18:04

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/NikkiGlaser/status/1071855075901853696?s=19

hell yeah, only eat clean bacon

# ? Dec 10, 2018 18:15

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:

Unpopular opinion: it isn't very blessed to objectify parts of a person's body

This thread is for two things: adorable, cute animals. And goons to tell me how fuckin' horny they are and how much they want to gently caress.

Seems like it could be about only one of those things.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 18:20

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Megillah Gorilla posted:

The guy's a piece of poo poo, but he's not a CHUD.

He's from South Australia and wearing a hat which just happens to be red.

MARGA

Make Ayers Rock Great Again

# ? Dec 10, 2018 18:29

Skeleton Ape: Dec 21, 2008

Don't look at the butt. Looking at the butt is bad. Just don't.

# ? Dec 10, 2018 19:15

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

mlmp08 posted:

This thread is for two things: adorable, cute animals. And goons to tell me how fuckin' horny they are and how much they want to gently caress.

Seems like it could be about only one of those things.

I'm getting sick of the animals too tbh

# ? Dec 10, 2018 20:13