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https://twitter.com/business/status/1072092436246212608
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 12:50 |
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Or maybe May doesn't cancel. Different parts of the UK gov't are saying different things right now.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 12:53 |
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Reminds me of a famous newspaper misprint (and apology) in the UK, where some old lady whose hobby was "smocking rugs" (as in, embroidering them) initially was described as enjoying "smoking drugs".
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 12:54 |
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Man, after hundreds of years dominating and oppressing most of the planet, we Anglos are really screwing the pooch. To everyone else, I hope we all survive long enough for you to mock our persistent incompetence.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 12:54 |
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Mr. Smock, set phasers to Dumb.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 12:57 |
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So....has no one told Trump that he's implicated in multiple felonies NOT involving the Russia stuff? Because he seems to keep harping on the Russia thing (the report of which I think is not as complete as the investigation into the Comey firing or the hush money).
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 13:03 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:So....has no one told Trump that he's implicated in multiple felonies NOT involving the Russia stuff? Because he seems to keep harping on the Russia thing (the report of which I think is not as complete as the investigation into the Comey firing or the hush money). His plan is to try and make everything partisan and everything part of the Russia stuff to try and weasel out.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 13:07 |
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Isn't this the second time he's done the smocking thing?
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 13:11 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:So....has no one told Trump that he's implicated in multiple felonies NOT involving the Russia stuff? Because he seems to keep harping on the Russia thing (the report of which I think is not as complete as the investigation into the Comey firing or the hush money). I think part of it is that the Russia stuff is the first big scandal his mind latched onto, so he's laser-focused on it because it's the one thing that stuck in his addled brain. The other part might be that he understands on some basic level that literal treason is a bit worse than the work-a-day financial corruption that most of the wealthy in this country engage in. Edit: like, poo poo man, are you going to tell Trumpy D. that using campaign money to silence a woman he had an affair with is a crime? That's like telling him his entire life up to this point was just one long string of unconvicted felonies! Skippy McPants fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Dec 10, 2018 |
# ? Dec 10, 2018 13:16 |
FlamingLiberal posted:So....has no one told Trump that he's implicated in multiple felonies NOT involving the Russia stuff? Because he seems to keep harping on the Russia thing (the report of which I think is not as complete as the investigation into the Comey firing or the hush money). Probably. But his brain is made of rotting cheese
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 13:17 |
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Payndz posted:Reminds me of a famous newspaper misprint (and apology) in the UK, where some old lady whose hobby was "smocking rugs" (as in, embroidering them) initially was described as enjoying "smoking drugs". Booourns posted:Isn't this the second time he's done the smocking thing? Smock tweet every day.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 13:19 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:So....has no one told Trump that he's implicated in multiple felonies NOT involving the Russia stuff? Because he seems to keep harping on the Russia thing (the report of which I think is not as complete as the investigation into the Comey firing or the hush money). Pretty much. It doesn't matter how many other crimes he's implicated in, as long as the reports don't explicitly say the words "DONALD TRUMP DID THE COLLUSION WITH PUTIN" he will claim he's cleared and exonerated and innocent. Talk to any chuds anywhere about this and if they're not declaring it RIGGED FAKE NEWS, they will harp on the fact that Manafort and Flynn's crimes have nothing to do with Trump and in no way prove that he's criminally liable.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 13:19 |
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What a shock, the tory doesn't want to undo her party's stupid racist move!
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 13:29 |
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Smeef posted:I'm betting on a string of progressively more obvious prank Chiefs of Staff, culminating in Weedlord Bonerhitler. This post loving owns.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 13:50 |
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There's this new vague listing on USAJobs and I'm going to apply to it.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 13:57 |
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It's me. I'm the Smocking Gun.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:01 |
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Crabtree posted:What a shock, the tory doesn't want to undo her party's stupid racist move! The UK electorate not only thinks that driving towards that cliff is a good idea but also that the EU will make their car fly before they reach it. It's the predictable result of nationalists running into the reality that their nation actually isn't that important.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:07 |
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Chilichimp posted:
"I'm proud to announce that come January, the post of White House Chief of Staff will be occupied by Big McLargehuge."
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:08 |
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:11 |
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As soon as I saw that tweet I knew someone would post this. I miss Calvin and Hobbes.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:25 |
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https://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-anti-lynching-law-20181205-story.html I want to kill everyone. It is so telling about how our nation feels about race when we can't even make lynching a loving hate crime. quote:There have also been reports of what have been described as attempted lynchings. In 2016, the family of a 12-year-old black girl in Waco, Texas, accused a private school of negligence for not stopping bullying that a lawsuit said led to white students dragging the student after tying a rope around her neck. Last month, a jury ordered the school to pay $68,000 in damages. In 2016, four white students in Wiggins, Miss., reportedly tied a noose around the neck of a black football player in the locker room and pulled it.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:27 |
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5d chess make a stupid typo twice in one tweet and hope news outlets make fun of you for it so you can play victim and distract at the same time
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:28 |
I feel like Trump above all else cares about his own publicity-perceived legitimacy, and correctly (blind squirrel, etc) thinks that the Russia link is by far the biggest threat to that. Also his go to defense to literally anything is attacking with whataboutism.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:29 |
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I have a little management and secretarial experience and live close to DC, maybe I should apply for the CoS job
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:30 |
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With all the insanity in the United States, let's go to some more light-hearted insanity in Ireland. Woman who married the ghost of a pirate is getting a divorce quote:Taking to social media, Amanda said: “So I feel it’s time to let everyone know that my marriage is over.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:31 |
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1072098604599394305 That's almost the entire narcissist's prayer in one tweet. Doctor Spaceman fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Dec 10, 2018 |
# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:32 |
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Smocking gun - a paint gun Jackson Pollack used to art
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:34 |
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friendbot2000 posted:With all the insanity in the United States, let's go to some more light-hearted insanity in Ireland. Worth pointing out that this is an Irish-American "news" outlet and probably lies, so rubber, glue,etc.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:36 |
Doctor Spaceman posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1072098604599394305 How can he be this dumb and still operate a smartphone
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:36 |
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Fritz Coldcockin posted:"I'm proud to announce that come January, the post of White House Chief of Staff will be occupied by Big McLargehuge." White House Chief of Staff Chief McStaff and his deputy, Deputy McChiefstaff
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:37 |
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I love how he has to keep quoting Fox News in order to properly articulate why he is totally innocent and has done nothing wrong. Can't make his own case for innocence because his brain is pudding and incapable of doing anything other than barfing "WITCH HUNT WITCH HUNT" over and over. They're like his binky. Fritz Coldcockin fucked around with this message at 14:42 on Dec 10, 2018 |
# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:39 |
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MSDOS KAPITAL posted:https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1055621605240512512 Honestly, what the gently caress is this? Is this Tucker severing with Trump so he can continue his propaganda career now that these sentencing memos have marked individual 1 as an unindicted criminal? Has Hannity and the Fox & Friends crew been shown to start breaking? The resignation of the COS for both the president and VP strikes as an attempt to minimize radiation exposure to maximize future grifting potential.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:40 |
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friendbot2000 posted:https://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-anti-lynching-law-20181205-story.html If people started lynching nazis there would be a law within two weeks.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:42 |
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osker posted:Honestly, what the gently caress is this? Is this Tucker severing with Trump so he can continue his propaganda career now that these sentencing memos have marked individual 1 as an unindicted criminal? He is clearly talking about those mean ol’ liberals giving the conservatives poo poo like “there is proof your president is a criminal” and “we will never let the Nazis win”.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:43 |
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I didn't follow the thread too closely this weekend, not sure if this came up: https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2018/12/07/674533555/more-salt-in-school-lunch-fewer-whole-grains-usda-eases-school-lunch-rules Trump's rolling back Obama-era requirements that school lunches be somewhat healthy. Fattening up children to own the libs, I guess?
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:43 |
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USPOL, its cold outside, make sure to put on your Smocking Gun or you'll catch your death of brain worms!
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:43 |
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friendbot2000 posted:With all the insanity in the United States, let's go to some more light-hearted insanity in Ireland.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:44 |
Lote posted:Smocking gun - a paint gun Jackson Pollack used to art I was thinking it was just a T-shirt cannon loaded with smocks instead.
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:45 |
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Chilichimp posted:White House Chief of Staff Chief McStaff and his deputy, Deputy McChiefstaff
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# ? Dec 10, 2018 14:45 |
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Crow Jane posted:I didn't follow the thread too closely this weekend, not sure if this came up: https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2018/12/07/674533555/more-salt-in-school-lunch-fewer-whole-grains-usda-eases-school-lunch-rules
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