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thehoodie posted:Part 2 of Round 1 of everyone's most favourite fictional lawyer contest has begun! https://www.agpllp.ca/all-time-best-fictional-lawyer-round-1-part-2/ If Lionel Hutz doesn't win this whole thing is obvious bullshit
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Ben Matlock losing to loving Denny Crane is unforgivable
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Soothing Vapors posted:Ben Matlock losing to loving Denny Crane is unforgivable Looks like I'm not the oldest person in the thread anymore. Cool.
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Soothing Vapors posted:https://twitter.com/BradMossEsq/status/1071975972277243907 i wonder how larry's suit against sasha baron cohen on behalf of roy moore for IIED is going eke out fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Dec 10, 2018 |
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Dec 10, 2018 22:37
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Soothing Vapors posted:Ben Matlock losing to loving Denny Crane is unforgivable With my vote, he's up to 51%!
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Dec 10, 2018 23:16
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gently caress this list is making me mad. Some network hussy over Corbin Bernsen?!?! A NAMELESS SIMPSONS CHARACTER OVER JUDGE DREDD???????
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blarzgh posted:With my vote, he's up to 51%! 0.1 hrs: Professional development
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quote:Alicia Florrick was a junior associate at the firm Crozier, Abrams & Abbott, where she had the highest number of billable hours for any associate. Sometime during her job, she met and eventually married Peter Florrick, who was at the time the Cook County State’s Attorney. After her two children were born, she left work to be a stay-at-home mother and a good political wife. But Alicia returned to the courtroom to support her family after a sex-tape disgraced her husband. Ok now I'm fuckn mad at millenials
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joat mon posted:Looks like I'm not the oldest person in the thread anymore. Cool. blarzgh posted:With my vote, he's up to 51%! blarzgh posted:Ok now I'm fuckn mad at millenials
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Look Sir Droids posted:0.1 hrs: Professional development lol eke out posted:i wonder how larry's suit against sasha baron cohen on behalf of roy moore for IIED is going oh poo poo was he behind that one too? what a practice that guy's built up
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Soothing Vapors posted:lol Filing frivolous lawsuits to own the libs seems like a good business model for scamming money from rich entitled dickwads.
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Got to call someone today to say some bullshit charges were dropped. 
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My call is Saul Goodman to win.
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I don’t have to even put my work email on my phone. I almost wept to the confused look of my supervisor.
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Toona have you ever admitted we were right you were wrong?
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I was so horribly wrong and should have dropped out after 1L. All's well that ends well, though, I suppose.
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The loss of Charles Kelly and the fact that Rumpole is losing to single female lawyer confuses and infuriates us. At least hyper-chicken is winning.
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Glad it is working out toona. I actually am glad I'm a lawyer. But it's only because I've stumbled into a job I like that has minimal stress. If prior to law school I knew that I had a 40h week job with benefits and a pension making just short of 100k I'd have been very pleased. Of course if pslf goes away I'm gonna read the Turner diaries.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:
How many more years do you need to qualify? Student loan talk: I should have my principal down to 1/3 of the original amount at beginning of repayment by early next year. Yay? I hit 10 yrs on my law license in October. Look Sir Droids fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Dec 11, 2018 |
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Glad it is working out toona. I loving hate it lately. My current cases suck rear end and are all bottom of the barrel dregs of putrid sewage, I'm stressed to hell over a case where I don't know if I'm doing too little or letting myself get pushed too far by my rabid client to do too much and I haven't slept well for ages. I really need to start lifting again. I want christmas  and a new job.
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I am in a simple button down and slacks and my boss just said I was overdressed. Also my work week is 37.5 hours. Go to law school. Don’t become a lawyer. 
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Dec 11, 2018 16:11
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Con: get that same job without losing 4 years of your life, custody of your kids, doing a reverse mortgage, and getting divorced and remarried to the same woman, all because you wanted some study room strange.
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Are there takesy backsies? I want a takesy backsie.
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Counterpoint: You can don't become a lawyer by NOT going to law school too. Which is actually the pro strat.
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Fish just go get a new job.
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Dec 11, 2018 16:33
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Fish just go get a new job. Yeah yeah.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Con: get that same job without losing 4 years of your life, custody of your kids, doing a reverse mortgage, and getting divorced and remarried to the same woman, all because you wanted some study room strange. lol, but also a touch of 
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Soothing Vapors posted:lol, but also a touch of Perhaps, but in the purest of all owns, we all yelled, "Don't crawl down into this pit of sewage!" and Toona said, "I'm coming down!" and then we all laughed at him for being covered in the same poo poo we are covered in, and then he climbed back out, but we're still laughing at him from the bottom of the pit for having ever crawled down here with us while he slowly but graciously cleans himself up.
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Interviewing to transfer out of habeas and into full time jury work. My main pitch: if you let me transfer, yes. You will have to backfill my job. But if you don’t let me transfer you will also have to backfill my job after I inevitably get arrested for punching any number of opposing counsel in the dick. At least with the former you still have someone who is not an old and knows how to use computers. I feel good about this. ActusRhesus fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Dec 11, 2018 |
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blarzgh posted:Perhaps, but in the purest of all owns, we all yelled, "Don't crawl down into this pit of sewage!" and Toona said, "I'm coming down!" and then we all laughed at him for being covered in the same poo poo we are covered in, and then he climbed back out, but we're still laughing at him from the bottom of the pit for having ever crawled down here with us while he slowly but graciously cleans himself up. Hey, some of us love our jobs, presumably.
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blarzgh posted:Perhaps, but in the purest of all owns, we all yelled, "Don't crawl down into this pit of sewage!" and Toona said, "I'm coming down!" and then we all laughed at him for being covered in the same poo poo we are covered in, and then he climbed back out, but we're still laughing at him from the bottom of the pit for having ever crawled down here with us while he slowly but graciously cleans himself up. Eh. Once I don’t have to deal with broken habeas bullshit I’ll enjoy my job. Good bennies. No billables. Decent co workers. And come on. Toona will find another way to gently caress up.
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ActusRhesus posted:
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Look Sir Droids posted:Hoping for LoLM. I for one think an LLM would broaden Toona’s employment opportunities and allow him to negotiate better compensation even in non legal fields as, like all law related degrees, the true benefit is the training in logical and lawyerly thought processes.
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Toona, you just started working at a bank, right? Have I got an opportunity for you! http://www.bu.edu/law/academics/llm-degrees/banking-financial-law/
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Look Sir Droids posted:Toona, you just started working at a bank, right? Have I got an opportunity for you! Oh man! Had I known of such opportunities! Toona, you need to get on this.
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Look Sir Droids posted:Toona, you just started working at a bank, right? Have I got an opportunity for you! God knows we're short on content these days.
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