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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

What a dweeb

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Kurtofan posted:

Whos nick ayers

Mike Pence's pool boy

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Kurtofan posted:

can someone explain the american bases, first base, second base etc
i understand its some baseball poo poo, but what do they correspond to
1st base: Harass her constantly to go on a date with you
2nd base: Putting ads in the local newspaper to hire someone to gently caress her.
3rd base: Assault her for your botched hair plugs
Homerun: Dump her for your younger mistress as she's dying of cancer.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

try this sometime: go up to people and say: "hey, you look like someone who would know a lot about anime"

"what the gently caress did you just say to me?"

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

whats humanized mice

wait where are they getting all this fetal tissue

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Kurtofan posted:

i wish people would talk more about anime

Planet With really needed to be longer. Too often you get "this episode is about this character. Here is there backstory. oh look they learned something. End of character's story" If it had been more like Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer, where you get a lot of time with all the characters and they change over time because of their interactions, it could've been something great.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

"Mr. president, are you trying to seduce me?"

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

mike pence strieks back!! owning da gays

cant get hiv if u just stick to loving horses :chaospence:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/nick_ayers/status/794630563911139328

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

i wish he would have picked newt (me)

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/1072267567975288832

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

lookin like a nutsack on the left there

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

most tissue used for stem cell research now is taken from umbilical cord harvesting since it's (a) better (b) doesn't piss off the dumb poo poo religious right

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Hi gang, sorry to stop you in the middle of your lunch there but you all looked like the type to ask. Where can i find the nearest anime shop?

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Kurtofan posted:

ever met people who talk to you even though you dont want to talk to them
This guy at the gym is super annoying, always asking dumb questions and making lovely jokes, im like why me

yeah but I’ve been trying to break the habit and just welcome the conversation unless it’s some crazy racist chud or something in which case gently caress em

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

she's dead

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Don Jr, i hoped you packed for the canadian winter

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

A Handed Missus posted:

Mike Pence's pool boy



wanna gallop through that mane

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

beto sex cramp posted:

what's a normal amount of piss to come out of one (1) person

1) weigh the mattress while it's dry
2) weigh it again after it's soggy
3) divide the difference in weight by the number of hookers in the room

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Quotey posted:

whats humanized mice

wait where are they getting all this fetal tissue

mice that are injected with human stem cells so that they have no immune system or one similar to a humans

used a ton in medical testing

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

That DICK! posted:

a fatass, a mentally retarded person, and a stinky rear end person walk into a bar. it’s you and you order a drink

hey, i dont smell

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Xaris posted:

mike pence strieks back!! owning da gays

cant get hiv if u just stick to loving horses :chaospence:

horsey in (you) virus

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

quote:

She[Butina] also struck up a romance with Paul Erickson, a longtime Republican gadfly close to NRA leaders. He sang Disney songs with her on camera, called her his “Siberian princess” in emails reviewed by The Daily Beast, and—since her July arrest—has visited her regularly in jail.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
In what's being termed an accident, Maria Butina is thought to have tripped down a staircase in her apartment on to a stack of 12 steak knives, which triggered a spark that ignited an unknown gas leak.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Baller Ina posted:

lookin like a nutsack on the left there

see a doctor

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
wanna hog tie that goat

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

you see the President wasn’t screaming “I Hate Nick Ayers,” what he was actually saying was

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



rear end cobra posted:

i wish he would have picked newt (me)
:smith:

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Louisgod posted:

In what's being termed an accident, Maria Butina is thought to have tripped down a staircase in her apartment on to a stack of 12 steak knives, which triggered a spark that ignited an unknown gas leak.

new Final Destination looking TURUMP

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



the piss tape is real

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/SecPompeo/status/1072262025802342401

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/pamadden/status/1072262961832620032
love to commit conspiracy

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
hell, id pop Nick Ayers boy cherry

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Between Ayers, Butina, Cohen, and the grumbling that other republicans are ready to turn on him -
I wonder... how lonely is ol' Trmp feeling right about now

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
Butt Tina

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

The Snoo posted:

see a doctor

i mean, not MY nutsack, of course

h-heh

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

PDP-1 posted:

1) weigh the mattress while it's dry
2) weigh it again after it's soggy
3) divide the difference in weight by the number of hookers in the room

divide by zero and oh no the piss is infinite send help send h

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


has anyone said "smock em if you got em" yet

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



tarp

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