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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


mcmagic posted:

That went right over Dear Leader's head.

Impossible. He would catch it

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

HappyHippo posted:

Didn't expect this

https://twitter.com/dannowicki/status/1072564703119970304

I assume that the bill must be bad then?

Or it's in their self interest to pass it to protect themselves after Mueller is done.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

I like how zoomed in these thumbnails are - as if to look at the entire statement would be NSFW or drive a man insane. Which is accurate on both counts.


eke out posted:

Congratulations to the new Chief of Staff, John Kelly

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1072561772249444352

love to make my most trusted advisor a person who I clearly think is a piece of poo poo, who thinks the same of me, and who I've already fired. lmfao

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

BarbarianElephant posted:

I imagine he's weeping in the white house toilets right now. So close to freedom

i dunno, maybe he likes showing how much of a tiny piss baby Donnie is and not willing to do his TRADEMARKEDI'lLLsueyouforatrillionbgazzilion$$$ "youre fired" thing for realz.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


mcmagic posted:

That went right over Dear Leader's head.

yeah it was even funnier.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/USProgressives/status/1072566810053099524

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Failed Imagineer posted:


love to make my most trusted advisor a person who I clearly think is a piece of poo poo, who thinks the same of me, and who I've already fired. lmfao

Look they have ten people to choose from, it's an HR interview nightmare!

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

Failed Imagineer posted:

love to make my most trusted advisor a person who I clearly think is a piece of poo poo, who thinks the same of me, and who I've already fired. lmfao

I hope he schedules a lot of early morning prayer breakfasts for dear Trumpie.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Small victories :)

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


hahahah holy poo poo.

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1072569336806719488

Z. Autobahn
Jul 20, 2004

colonel tigh more like colonel high

LMFAO at the dude behind the Google rep

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004


Ahahaha. Steve King, to Todd Howard: Now sir, there's been a lot of banter about gun control, but I think you must admit there is a lot of violent material inside the Game Boy, and that a certain Doom man may be responsible for all these massacres.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

The gaffe is funny, but why is a seven year old using a phone unmonitored like that? Turn off notifications if you're so worried about what your grandkid is going to see OR BETTER YET don't be a racist rear end in a top hat.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


the best part is he's whining about his granddaughter seeing a picture of him presumably talking about what a lovely racist idiot he is.

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Z. Autobahn posted:

LMFAO at the dude behind the Google rep



The Monopoly Man has infested all branches of government.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/rachaelmbade/status/1072571534655528961

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/rachaelmbade/status/1072571534655528961

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Ralepozozaxe posted:

The Monopoly Man has infested all branches of government.

Uncle Pennybags has been trying to chase Lucky Ducky out of Congress for awhile now.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

DLC Inc posted:

how did Trump think this was going to go lol? he just made himself look like a doofus in front of cameras and got dunked on by loving schumer and pelosi, this was a gift to them

He also caused a 350 point rally in the Dow to turn into a 200 point loss. He probably just made a fortune shorting the market.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013




lmfao

good for her

Smeef
Aug 15, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



Pillbug

eke out posted:

Congratulations to the new Chief of Staff, John Kelly

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1072561772249444352

The Trumpian mirrors on the ceiling and pink champagne on ice should have been dead giveaways.

Arrgytehpirate
Oct 2, 2011

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



Why does everyone hate Pelosi she seems good and cool.

I mean she’s no AOC but,

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Smeef posted:

The Trumpian mirrors on the ceiling and pink champagne on ice should have been dead giveaways.

Oh, we've all checked out here

we all check out down here

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Arrgytehpirate posted:

Why does everyone hate Pelosi she seems good and cool.

I mean she’s no AOC but,

A clinical case of Dems Are Bad

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

*steeples fingers*

Oh yes, yes, this is good. Quite good.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Tibalt posted:

Look I know everyone likes to focus on the base, but 1.) The base isn't enough to win North Carolina, Colorado, or Maine, and 2.) Voters really hate shutdowns and blame whoever is doing it for partisan reasons even if they support those partisan reasons, as we saw with the DACA recipients.

This thread is like trump's reverse nega base. Where people come up with extreme obscure excuses to spin everything as a win for trump, but through a lens of "I'm not saying this, this guy I made up said it in my imagination"

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

:drat: its nice to see someone hit him where it hurts.

Arrgytehpirate posted:

Why does everyone hate Pelosi she seems good and cool.

I mean she’s no AOC but,

because at times she could be better and the fox talking points have kinda of infected peoples perception indirectly. i wish she was more left but she is pretty good concidering and knows when to say the right things, unlike chucky.

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

Arrgytehpirate posted:

Why does everyone hate Pelosi she seems good and cool.

I mean she’s no AOC but,

pelosi is... a bit of a dinosaur, and her opening gambit having learned she had the house again last month was to proclaim the era of bipartisanship had returned

by comparison to chuck schumer she is a paragon of righteousness and virtue. as are most fenceposts, and several species of beetle.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
Tinkle tape is real.

https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1072571585884766210

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!! posted:

pelosi is... a bit of a dinosaur

Ague Proof fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Dec 11, 2018

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

lol more or less literally going for the balls

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Arrgytehpirate posted:

Why does everyone hate Pelosi she seems good and cool.

lack of understanding of what her role is in government and misunderstanding what is or isn't a failure that is hers.

The Super-Id
Nov 9, 2005

"You know it's what you really want."


Grimey Drawer

Arrgytehpirate posted:

Why does everyone hate Pelosi she seems good and cool.

I mean she’s no AOC but,

She's been a politician forever and that means she has done a lot of weaselly political doublespeak trying to wrangle a political party which encompasses a more diverse set of views and opinions than it's infantile and insane counterpart. Personally I think she's fine, but it would be nice to see some new blood with more progressive fire in their heart.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

:laffo:

Grab the balls and twist, Nancy

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

This thread is like trump's reverse nega base. Where people come up with extreme obscure excuses to spin everything as a win for trump, but through a lens of "I'm not saying this, this guy I made up said it in my imagination"

people on this thread keep acting like trump is playing 7 dimensional chess and thinking this poo poo through. he isn't. also his base are a vocal minority. the majority at least dislike trump and will vote for someone who isn't a gently caress up.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Nancy Pelosi is past human life expectancy (yeah, yeah, they're rich, they live longer, yadda yadda), so at this point, the "We need young blood in the Speaker position" is more about that, inevitably, someone new is going to have learn the ropes of what that kind of political compromise position entails.

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/1072573313229185024

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord

Arrgytehpirate posted:

Why does everyone hate Pelosi she seems good and cool.

I mean she’s no AOC but,
Because democrats let fox news set the agenda and talking points, and then respond to them.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Z. Autobahn posted:

LMFAO at the dude behind the Google rep



EGG DELIVERY! Do you wanna do me a favor and deliver sixty eggs! IT'S MANDATORY

It'll only take you 30 minute and if you mess up you have to start over!

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

God no.

gently caress, just NO.

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

it won't happen, this poo poo floats around every four years and it never comes to anything.

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