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CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Welp. That confirms it.

I really hope his jail cell is cold and lonely.

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Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
Derryn Hinch, where are you now we need you

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Starshark posted:

Derryn Hinch, where are you now we need you

Parliamentary privilege.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

Starshark posted:

Derryn Hinch, where are you now we need you

he's tweeted that he's gonna say it as soon as the senate resumes...*checks next senate sitting date*






















































































not until the twelfth of














































february

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

bell jar posted:

he's tweeted that he's gonna say it as soon as the senate resumes...*checks next senate sitting date*


not until the twelfth of



february

I hope he gets 2 - 3 for it and shares a cell with the pell.

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Apparently the labor party mps call Greg Hunt Yorick when’s he’s speaking in parliament.

jfc they’re such nerds

Urcher
Jun 16, 2006


Word cloud for November:

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
RED GUY MEAT

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Yorick as in Yorick Hunt (say it quickly in front of your mother in law)

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Urcher posted:

Word cloud for November:


Guy? Him? Lmao. Dan.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Anidav posted:

RED GUY MEAT

Red did Guy

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtHOmforqxk

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
sausages before scomo

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Yorick as in Yorick Hunt (say it quickly in front of your mother in law)

okay I take it back. this owns

Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

Jesus christ NSW it's the Victorian election month why are you as big on the wordcloud as Victoria???

aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug

Urcher posted:

Word cloud for November:



Justice didn't rape African liberals

AbortRetryFail
Jan 17, 2007

No more Mr. Nice Gaius

Sausage member

blimey



CHURCH EAT ANYONE

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

remember when tony abbott stood up for the character of his good friend george pell? good times.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

bell jar posted:

he's tweeted that he's gonna say it as soon as the senate resumes...*checks next senate sitting date*


not until the twelfth of


february

gently caress me is there any parliament in the country sitting before crimbo? Be a great way to make a name if you were some nobody MP if there was.

Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009


what the gently caress

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

slow down jonah! i've already added like four different pet peeves to your file in the last few weeks already.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
I made up crimbo stop stealing my word.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
you can't 'own' crimbo, maaan.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Crimbo has a wikipedia page so I will allow this slang.

That said, never type it again.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

JBP posted:

I made up crimbo stop stealing my word.

jbp in racial slur non-shocker

Endman
May 18, 2010

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die


Crimbo is cultural appropriation

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
uk question time is great

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Crimbo is lovely Chrimbus

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Anidav posted:

Crimbo has a wikipedia page so I will allow this slang.

That said, never type it again.

C R I M B O

Whitlam
Aug 2, 2014

Some goons overreact. Go figure.

28766f69642a2930 posted:

uk question time is great

Their parliament is weird. Nobody has desks, there are microphones hanging from the ceiling, there are so many of them squashed into a tiny room, and they randomly stand up sometimes.

For real perspective, we aren't the least functional biggest gently caress up in the Commonwealth this week.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005




bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

Whitlam posted:

Their parliament is weird. Nobody has desks, there are microphones hanging from the ceiling, there are so many of them squashed into a tiny room, and they randomly stand up sometimes.

For real perspective, we aren't the least functional biggest gently caress up in the Commonwealth this week.

Are some MPs just standing in the corridor? They really need to renovate

im alan jones
Feb 1, 2009

the muhammad ali of radio

remembo day

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.
Parliaments are way better than American congress where decorum reigns, even if you get the odd senator wearing a burqa to own the libs.

Whitlam
Aug 2, 2014

Some goons overreact. Go figure.

bandaid.friend posted:

Are some MPs just standing in the corridor? They really need to renovate

As far as I can tell, unless they're just randos. Also they don't have defined seats apart from the Leaders afaik, so they have to book a chair at the start of the day if there's a specific one they want, and the speaker just refers to them all by their names, not electorates (or whatever the hell they call them).

Plus, did I mention they're totally and completely hosed?

The Lord Bude
May 23, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE

Whitlam posted:

Their parliament is weird. Nobody has desks, there are microphones hanging from the ceiling, there are so many of them squashed into a tiny room, and they randomly stand up sometimes.

For real perspective, we aren't the least functional biggest gently caress up in the Commonwealth this week.

The house of reps chamber in our old parliament house had a similar layout - long benches and no desks. I guess tradition is so much more important there that they could never bring themselves to build a new parliament building the way that we did. They also have a ridiculously oversized parliament - 650 members. I think I read somewhere that they have more parliamentarians per capita than any other country in the world.

It's just a shame we designed such a loving ugly building for our new parliament house.

The Lord Bude fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Dec 12, 2018

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
Today on "Tweets that have aged well"

https://twitter.com/zanetticartoons/status/889997530410369024?lang=en

EDIT: This post of mine continues to be relevant:

hooman posted:

Watch me eat the words "Pell may be a huge piece of poo poo that did nothing about the abuse of children by priests but there's no evidence he himself was an abuser". Watch me eat them and choke and die.

hooman fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Dec 12, 2018

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

bandaid.friend posted:



Snake people?

I'll keep saying it till I die:

Hold the Line is a better song

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Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

:krakken: RELEASE THE KRAKKEN :krakken:

Hey Mickey you so fine etc etc

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