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My favorite thing as a lawyer is when you meet two co accused and you gotta interview them to find out which is the bigger pain in the butt so you can farm them out externally
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algebra testes posted:My favorite thing as a lawyer is when you meet two co accused and you gotta interview them to find out which is the bigger pain in the butt so you can farm them out externally Uhh that's a conflict right? Interviewing both of them? Edit: I took ethics this semester 
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Dec 12, 2018 00:04
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Im just talking about "how often are you gonna call me from jail." Also if you cry you are gone. No cry babys allowed.
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Dec 12, 2018 00:17
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Cooley offers an online LLM in finance!
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Dec 12, 2018 05:23
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How much are they charging?
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Dec 12, 2018 05:24
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I got hosed today. Judge didn't think witness intimidation was relevant.
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Dec 12, 2018 05:34
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CaptainScraps posted:I got hosed today. Judge didn't think witness intimidation was relevant. loving lol
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CaptainScraps posted:I got hosed today. Judge didn't think witness intimidation was relevant. Ya I'd appeal that poo poo.
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Pook Good Mook posted:Ya I'd appeal that poo poo. Abuse of discretion says what?
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CaptainScraps posted:I got hosed today. Judge didn't think witness intimidation was relevant. Depends on the facts. What happened?
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Dec 12, 2018 12:58
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Bench trial? Zero error. Just trial? Abuse of discretion. On a personal note, I am about to appear in federal court for the first time. I'm going solo. It's bankruptcy court but I have no idea what I'm doing.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Bench trial? Zero error. I believe in you! Toona the Cat posted:Cooley offers an online LLM in finance! Oh cool, maybe I can find a real job doing something honorable and fulfilling instead, like in finance
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Bench trial? Zero error. Honestly I find practicing in federal court way easier than state court. The judges actually read your briefs, the rules make sense, and there isn't a different set of rules for every county. The one thing to remember is that federal court is all about  and you can't get away with the same sniping/shittiness you can get away with in state court.That said, I want to make it clear that I do not agree with Fish and I do not believe in you
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Bench trial? Zero error. bankruptcy court owns, judges are usually good and know what they're talking about
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ActusRhesus posted:Depends on the facts. What happened? Arguing mom weaponizes her children and creates unhealthy relationship. THEN I found out the judge I was in front of is facing contempt for doing the exact same thing.
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Dec 12, 2018 16:49
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Well I hosed up my pleadings under the local rules but the automatic stay was lifted so I can destroy grandmas home.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Bench trial? Zero error. Make sure if you're planning on filing anything you get your PACER and ECF filing privileges taken care of ASAP. There's nothing worse then trying to navigate the bureaucracy of getting ECF sorted out with a rapidly approaching deadline.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Well I hosed up my pleadings under the local rules but the automatic stay was lifted so I can destroy grandmas home. Proud of u babe
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I almost posted this in the legal advice forum but it's not really a legal problem. For Christmas I'm trying to get an old patent framed and looking nice. Unfortunately, the patent is VERY old (like 1870's). The US Patent office has a scanned copy of the patent but the scan is probably too lovely to print out and frame. Is there a way to get an official paper copy from the US patent office of a patent? Related question: Is there a way to search for a pre-1976 patent knowing the name of the applicant but not the patent number? GamingHyena fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Dec 12, 2018 |
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GamingHyena posted:For Christmas I'm trying to get an old patent framed and looking nice. Unfortunately, the patent is VERY old (like 1870's). The US Patent office has a scanned copy of the patent but the scan is probably too lovely to print out and frame. Is there a way to get an official paper copy from the US patent office of a patent? You can try ordering a certified copy of the issued patent document, but I'm not convinced you'll get anything other than the scanned copy. https://www.uspto.gov/patents-application-process/checking-application-status/order-certified-copies GamingHyena posted:Related question: Is there a way to search for a pre-1976 patent knowing the name of the applicant but not the patent number? Google Patents is your best free shot for that: https://patents.google.com/?inventor=bartos&oq=bartos
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ulmont posted:You can try ordering a certified copy of the issued patent document, but I'm not convinced you'll get anything other than the scanned copy. https://www.uspto.gov/patents-application-process/checking-application-status/order-certified-copies Lol thanks for the gift idea for my partners
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Dec 12, 2018 18:08
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It even has a picture of their reaction!  "That guy Phil is such a dildo" \ 
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One of my partners had a good year last year so I gave him this but he hasn't hung it up in his office yet
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I have a framed Dan Lacey in my apartment. It was one of the eulers identity = pancake ones. I did not hang the bonus companion piece he sent me of faith mouse piloting a rocket dildo.
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.391a221b6867 Fried chicken is a calzone, apparently.
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Well I hosed up my pleadings under the local rules but the automatic stay was lifted so I can destroy grandmas home. It’s a Christmas miracle
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Well I hosed up my pleadings under the local rules but the automatic stay was lifted so I can destroy grandmas home. It’s beginning to feel a lot like Christmas
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Dec 12, 2018 19:15
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I had a county judge completely rewrite a plea deal from the bench yesterday.
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Dec 12, 2018 19:57
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Hey I'm not going to destroy their home for at least 6 months. It'll be nice and warm
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Well, I hope you all are strapped the gently caress in for tonight, because this is it. It's happening. The night before St. Lucy's Day, which is tomorrow, is the night of the Oskorei, also known as Åsgårdsreia, Juleskreia, Imberkulludn or even gandreið. It is the passing of the undead riders of old, ancestors and old gods alike. In the front, dead Wotan or Odin himself rides across the land, and anyone outside or who hasn't painted a cross on his door with pitch is in danger of having his soul torn out and vanish to ride with the rest of them. Of course, you guys know it as the Wild Hunt, of recent The Witcher fame and also from your own nightmares. Stay safe out there and have a lovely St. Lucy's day tomorrow.
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CaptainScraps posted:I got hosed today. Judge didn't think witness intimidation was relevant. Lol what the gently caress
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Nice piece of fish posted:Well, I hope you all are strapped the gently caress in for tonight, because this is it. It's happening. One of these days I should finish that game.
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sullat posted:One of these days I should finish that game. One of these days I'll get out of Velen.
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https://twitter.com/andybcampbell/status/1072878946969104384
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also https://twitter.com/nathanTbernard/status/1072983078866468864 
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Lol that makes me think of Nathan for You legal counsel for Dumb Starbucks, when he signs the "appearance release" and talks about how he should be reading it before he signs it.
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I have a great job lead for anyone looking to move up in the legal profession: https://twitter.com/USAO_LosAngeles/status/1073009469863284736 The SAUSA will be primarily responsible for prosecuting misdemeanor and infraction offenses which occur on federal property within the Central District of California such as federal buildings, national parks, military installations, post offices, Veteran Affairs medical centers, national wildlife refuges, and national forests. For example, the SAUSA may be responsible for a trial on a DUI offense that occurred on federal property. The SAUSA will travel to various courthouse within the district for trials, including in Santa Barbara and Riverside counties. Salary: $0.00 Number of Positions: Hiring is for four SAUSAs. As needed, additional positions may be filled using this announcement. Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Dec 13, 2018 |
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SAUSAs have been a thing forever. They explicitly won't hire you after either too.
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Lol why
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SAUSAs are either fresh out of school doing it for the experience and so they have connections, meaning they either need a spouse who's working and can support them or some family money or something, or they are employed by another polity/entity that wants to coordinate stuff with the local USAO. Our state's USAO has had both in the past few years, and it has led to jobs for a few people. Just not jobs in the USAO itself, because government.
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