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Mr. Apollo: Nov 8, 2000

https://i.imgur.com/3jXHrWp.mp4

# ? Dec 12, 2018 16:16

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# ? May 30, 2024 02:18

Renegret: May 26, 2007; THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*

Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Mr. Apollo posted:

https://i.imgur.com/3jXHrWp.mp4

lol

# ? Dec 12, 2018 16:31

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mr. Apollo posted:

https://i.imgur.com/3jXHrWp.mp4

abacus?

# ? Dec 12, 2018 16:45

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Oh I just saw the answer lmao

# ? Dec 12, 2018 16:46

Skeleton Ape: Dec 21, 2008

# ? Dec 12, 2018 16:52

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

Please stop calling me dick dorkins

# ? Dec 12, 2018 16:53

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

twitter is a nazi hellhole but dunking on idiot celebrities is blessed

in conclusion, land of contrasts

# ? Dec 12, 2018 17:44

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

# ? Dec 12, 2018 18:19

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Austin.jpg

# ? Dec 12, 2018 18:21

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Please continue to doxx me.

# ? Dec 12, 2018 18:21

hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

# ? Dec 12, 2018 19:13

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Wall Balls posted:

https://twitter.com/MW_Unrest/status/1072347323609554945

I appreciate that France has turned into Saint's Row 2. Also there's another video in the thread where they spray poo on the side of some building.

https://twitter.com/MW_Unrest/status/1072349617315045376

# ? Dec 12, 2018 20:21

Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

# ? Dec 12, 2018 20:57

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Dec 12, 2018 22:08

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/808386943495110656/pu/vid/640x360/howYlHvQyufRdV7w.mp4

# ? Dec 12, 2018 22:15

unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Mr. Apollo posted:

https://i.imgur.com/3jXHrWp.mp4

i thought my knowledge of the hand-abacus method foretold the ending of this story, but i was wrong

# ? Dec 12, 2018 22:18

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

unpleasantly turgid posted:

i thought my knowledge of the hand-abacus method foretold the ending of this story, but i was wrong

I was hoping he would draw out a picture of Dickbutt.

# ? Dec 12, 2018 22:26

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Fried Watermelon posted:

It's funny because the character in that comic would not know who Steve Jobs is, because the character Rorschach is a recluse and wouldn't know a popular figure. OR it's because Steve Jobs doesn't exist in their universe, but since Doctor Manhattan is a god and can see everything in the past, future, and present and possibly other dimensions, he would know who Steve Jobs is. He's trying to pull a joke on Rorschach that he would be unable to even comprehend.

It's also funny because he doesn't even care that the punchline is ruined due to the incomplete setup, proving that Doctor Manhattan has lost all his humanity.

Well that just makes it not funny in the least bit.

I'll stick with what I think it is.

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Dec 12, 2018

# ? Dec 12, 2018 22:42

DiHK: Feb 4, 2013; by Azathoth

jobson groeth posted:

JfC you idiot, "Whats good for the Nazi's is good for the Fascists".

# ? Dec 12, 2018 23:21

Cock Sucker: Nov 14, 2018

# ? Dec 13, 2018 00:25

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Data posted:

...

.....

.......um, really?

# ? Dec 13, 2018 00:32

naem: May 29, 2011

# ? Dec 13, 2018 00:39

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

naem posted:

Well, I dared to dream. This is my punishment for folly.

# ? Dec 13, 2018 00:42

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

hard counter posted:

Holy poo poo this resemblance just clicked. Can we have John Malkovich play Jordan Peterson in the biopic about the latter's descent into beef-fuelled depression and madness?

# ? Dec 13, 2018 00:56

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

bike tory posted:

Holy poo poo this resemblance just clicked. Can we have John Malkovich play Jordan Peterson in the biopic about the latter's descent into beef-fuelled depression and madness?

John Malkovich as anybody would be interesting.

# ? Dec 13, 2018 01:02

smug jeebus: Oct 26, 2008

DiHK posted:

JfC you idiot, "Whats good for the Nazi's is good for the Fascists".

I like it the way it is

# ? Dec 13, 2018 01:12

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

StuG Jeebus posted:

I like it the way it is

This guy gets it.

# ? Dec 13, 2018 01:46

Laterite: Mar 14, 2007; It's Gutfest '89; Grimey Drawer

LifeSunDeath posted:

John Malkovich as anybody would be interesting.

A jewel thief, perhaps?

# ? Dec 13, 2018 03:45

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

jobson groeth posted:

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/808386943495110656/pu/vid/640x360/howYlHvQyufRdV7w.mp4

Most blessed thing I seen today. Bunch of bitches watching chicks :cool:

# ? Dec 13, 2018 04:09

a cyberpunk goose: May 21, 2007

jobson groeth posted:

This guy gets it.

# ? Dec 13, 2018 04:16

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

bike tory posted:

Holy poo poo this resemblance just clicked. Can we have John Malkovich play Jordan Peterson in the biopic about the latter's descent into beef-fuelled depression and madness?

Depends, how good is Malkovich's Kermit impression?

# ? Dec 13, 2018 04:24

Omnitrix: Aug 14, 2008; Jacob likes air cooled VW's

DandyLion posted:

Austin.jpg

Corpuschristi.jpg Austin is more beige

# ? Dec 13, 2018 04:49

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Omnitrix posted:

Corpuschristi.jpg Austin is more beige

It's true, this is us now:

# ? Dec 13, 2018 04:57

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Not walking into Mordor this time.

# ? Dec 13, 2018 04:59

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?