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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/addamschloe/status/1072248188504035328?s=19

I didn't know Prime Minister was originally an insult, but apparently it's true, it was first said to pejoratively compare someone to Cardinal Richelieu

Does that make corbyn a musketeer

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Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Spiderfist Island posted:

I'm watching this all from the States- so assuming there's not a general vote of no confidence by the House of Commons later (hahaha), did May's survival of the internal party vote change anything about the balance of power within the Tory caucus, or the Commons as a whole? Because from what I understand she still has such a shallow group of reliable supporters that she still has to rely on fair weather allies and the like to fill major ministerial positions. Plus, the government still has absolutely no leverage going into talks with the EU. It just looks like there's going to be either No Deal or an "extra-constitutional resolution" to this that forces through the current EU deal at this point.

She is in a significantly stronger position in that she doesn't have to worry about another (party) no confidence vote for a year

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Her brexit deal is absolutely dead though and she needs to just get it done with so labour can no confidence her

She's stalling so that people take the thread of no deal as a reason to vote for her deal

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Jose posted:

Her brexit deal is absolutely dead though and she needs to just get it done with so labour can no confidence her

She's stalling so that people take the thread of no deal as a reason to vote for her deal

This entirely.

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

Deal... or no deal?

augias
Apr 7, 2009

outy posted:

According to "the internet" you get a Tory name by using a grandparent's first name and the first street you lived on hyphenated with your first head teacher's surname. Typical nonsense, however James Queensferry-Morgan sounds pretty Tory to me.

Ingeborg Via Alegre - Rukowski


Mmmm i think i broke it

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Raskolnikov38 posted:

wouldn't this trigger an election? sounds like a bad idea if you want brexit to happen

As it stands there is a miniscule chance that May might gain enough reassurances from European leaders surrounding the NI backstop to calm the fears of more moderate Tories and the DUP, and somehow manage to get a pass on her deal. Hardcore Brexit Tories don't want that.

Or she could trigger a second referendum, most likely on her deal vs no deal rather than a re-run of the original. Hardcore Brexit Tories really don't want that.

They're quite happy to see the UK crash and burn out of the EU. The "nuclear option" mentioned would trigger a general election if successful, and that would likely leave the government in limbo until after the March deadline, leading to a no-deal Brexit.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWeaLGealHQ

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
lmao I'm the old fat man whispering order

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



Ramrod Hotshot posted:

Pushing through the Commons floor
Teresa May is sighing
News had just come over
We had three years left to cry in
News guy wept and told us
Britain was really dying
Cried so much his face was wet
Then I knew he was not lying
Jezza tends his yard
Jamming good with grapes and cherries
And the theories from Marx

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Bryter posted:

Not even especially hardcore unionists. I have plenty of apolitical relatives from mainstream culturally unionist background who would never think to call themselves Irish.

I think this is slowly changing, and historically it's always been somewhat fluid.

200 years ago it was Irish Protestants who re-ignited interest in Gaelic culture and language as a way to establish a national identity separate from the homogeneous Catholic church.

When Ireland gained independence it became a Catholic state, and not just as the majority religion. The church was intricately tied to the state and had huge influence over education, healthcare and welfare. Over a few decades there was a quiet bloodless purge of Protestantism and Unionism in Ireland that resulted in a migration of Protestant Unionists north into Northern Ireland. Those people no longer felt they could culturally identify with a state where the Catholic identity had become synonymous with Irish-ness.

Then the Troubles happened and everyone went to loving mental extremism.

These days Ireland has largely cut its ties with the Catholic church and transformed itself into a pretty liberal progressive country (how they managed that within a generation is another story). There are a lot of young people in Northern Ireland looking at Ireland without the historical baggage, and seeing it as a more tolerant progressive country than the fundamentalist Christian backwater they live in.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
Living in simultaneously maybe the most secular part of the US, and also one of the most Catholic, I always forget how it's considered innately more hardcore to Europeans.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Uranium posted:

Jezza tends his yard
Jamming good with grapes and cherries
And the theories from Marx

I, I wish I could trade
Like Norway
Like Norway can trade

Though nothing, nothing will keep us together
We will lose Scotland, lose it forever and ever

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Jose posted:

Her brexit deal is absolutely dead though and she needs to just get it done with so labour can no confidence her

She's stalling so that people take the thread of no deal as a reason to vote for her deal

my understanding is the most likely scenario is: may's deal get trashed on the first vote, after which the markets will have an aneurysm and most brexity mps will get in line. same thing that happened with the US bailout in 2008

the second most likely result is no deal bloodbath

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Fallen Hamprince posted:

my understanding is the most likely scenario is: may's deal get trashed on the first vote, after which the markets will have an aneurysm and most brexity mps will get in line. same thing that happened with the US bailout in 2008

the second most likely result is no deal bloodbath

The one redeeming feature of the brexiteers is that they don't give a poo poo about what the markets are doing

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Bryter posted:

Not even especially hardcore unionists. I have plenty of apolitical relatives from mainstream culturally unionist background who would never think to call themselves Irish.


That's not what Irishness meant in the early 20th century, as I think you acknowledged in your previous sentence (?). It's like how today Scottish unionists and nationalists don't mean fundamentally different things when they identify as Scottish.

There is still a definite chasm in people's identifiers- political unionists in scotland are way more likely to identify as british rather than scottish, have some union jack profile pictures, really hate the taigs, and support a certain sports team

TheBalor
Jun 18, 2001

Gum posted:

The one redeeming feature of the brexiteers is that they don't give a poo poo about what the markets are doing

Well, the influential Brexiteers are going to make a KILLING off Brexit.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Gum posted:

The one redeeming feature of the brexiteers is that they don't give a poo poo about what the markets are doing

they don't give a poo poo in the "gently caress you globalists, our new trade deals will give every briton a pony and no one can convince our voters that that's not true" way, not in the "gently caress it, blow away all our voters' pensions and ensure a titanic electoral defeat in 2022, we must preserve a future for the gammon race" way

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Fallen Hamprince posted:

they don't give a poo poo in the "gently caress you globalists, our new trade deals will give every briton a pony and no one can convince our voters that that's not true" way, not in the "gently caress it, blow away all our voters' pensions and ensure a titanic electoral defeat in 2022, we must preserve a future for the gammon race" way

The brexiteers are split between people who are set to make a lot of money from a disastrous brexit and people who consider brexit to be the entire point of their political careers. If losing the next election is the price for brexit then they would be happy to pay it

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
Jacob Reese Mogg would carry Corbyn over the steps to number ten while singing the red flag if he thought he would get a no-deal brexit out of it

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Ms. May, we found that Gollum video tested fantastically with the 18-30 group.

/cracks knuckles

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/ToryFibs/status/1072925357177753600

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugwJhpp-Cfw

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
question time is great, glad we colonials maintained the proud tradition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDn_1Xa2a_o

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/jaystoll/status/1073152933552947200?s=19

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
Ed's a good lad

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

Your empire is failing too

buddy, unless you're a peer or City of London bourgeoisie it was never your empire, though plenty of people like you did get gulled into committing intensely shameful acts to build and maintain it on behalf of your overlords

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

1994 Toyota Celica posted:

buddy, unless you're a peer or City of London bourgeoisie it was never your empire, though plenty of people like you did get gulled into committing intensely shameful acts to build and maintain it on behalf of your overlords

In the Venn diagram of "posters" and "owners of empires", the circles don't overlap.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

prefect posted:

In the Venn diagram of "posters" and "owners of empires", the circles don't overlap.

The circles touch at a single point, labeled "Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov." He was ahead of his time.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

prefect posted:

In the Venn diagram of "posters" and "owners of empires", the circles don't overlap.

winston churchill was a proto-goon:

- held onto bad opinions with extreme stubborness
- made some pretty solid owns
- very racist

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Fallen Hamprince posted:

winston churchill was a proto-goon:

- held onto bad opinions with extreme stubborness
- made some pretty solid owns
- very racist

had the word homo for a mouth

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Fallen Hamprince posted:

winston churchill was a proto-goon:

- held onto bad opinions with extreme stubborness
- made some pretty solid owns
- very racist

how many Nazis have goons killed through their actions again?

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

how many Nazis have goons killed through their actions again?

are we counting self-inflicted accidental deaths?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Fallen Hamprince posted:

my understanding is the most likely scenario is: may's deal get trashed on the first vote, after which the markets will have an aneurysm and most brexity mps will get in line. same thing that happened with the US bailout in 2008

the second most likely result is no deal bloodbath

Hahahaha no. An awful lot of the extreme Brexiteers stand to make a killing in the disaster capitalism of a no deal Brexit so your understanding is wrong.

The most likely scenario is that Theresa May loses a vote of no confidence in the house after her deal is rejected. Currently the odds from bookies of the meaningful vote happening this year are 6/1, as opposed to not which is at 1/12, so it won't happen until between January 7th & January 21st. After that the options are pausing Article 50 and having a People's Vote, having a motion of no confidence in the HoC or No Deal. At this point I'd assume no confidence is the most likely option because it's the least insane option, but it's hellworld so who knows?

(As a side not, you can get odds of 5/6 for the UK applying to rejoin the EU by 2027 which just lol)

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

forkboy84 posted:

Hahahaha no. An awful lot of the extreme Brexiteers stand to make a killing in the disaster capitalism of a no deal Brexit so your understanding is wrong.

The most likely scenario is that Theresa May loses a vote of no confidence in the house after her deal is rejected. Currently the odds from bookies of the meaningful vote happening this year are 6/1, as opposed to not which is at 1/12, so it won't happen until between January 7th & January 21st. After that the options are pausing Article 50 and having a People's Vote, having a motion of no confidence in the HoC or No Deal. At this point I'd assume no confidence is the most likely option because it's the least insane option, but it's hellworld so who knows?

(As a side not, you can get odds of 5/6 for the UK applying to rejoin the EU by 2027 which just lol)

I wish we had bookies like you guys do. What do those odds mean?

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

1994 Toyota Celica posted:

buddy, unless you're a peer or City of London bourgeoisie it was never your empire, though plenty of people like you did get gulled into committing intensely shameful acts to build and maintain it on behalf of your overlords

Thanks for enlightening me on the class nature of the country I, a socialist, live in, smart man

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
Did yuo know the presidet is a rich man

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

Did yuo know the presidet is a rich man

And he got it from a hereditary system, so we did a pretty lovely job of getting rid of royalty.

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

can't even stake dracula properly with two tries in as many weeks, what a shower of wankers

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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


prefect posted:

I wish we had bookies like you guys do. What do those odds mean?

6/1 is +600 in the US way, for £1 you bet you win £6.

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