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SlothfulCobra posted:In that vein, there's a theory on countering global warming by spewing sulfur dioxide into the atmosphere to block UV radiation at a similar rate to the greenhouse effect retaining it. pretty convenient way to eliminate competition from the solar power industry!
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Dec 13, 2018 02:00
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SlothfulCobra posted:In that vein, there's a theory on countering global warming by spewing sulfur dioxide into the atmosphere to block UV radiation at a similar rate to the greenhouse effect retaining it. have they seen snowpiercer
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Dec 13, 2018 02:15
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goatse.cx has been taken over to show ads from a blockchain
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Dec 13, 2018 04:56
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Frumply posted:goatse.cx has been taken over to show ads from a blockchain Wow, put this in the OP
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Dec 13, 2018 05:15
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Xand_Man posted:We could avert the massive loss of life, famine, disease and refugee crises caused by climate change!* well of course, it’s just a way for the wealthy to escape, it’s not intended to save lives, it’s just so they can live
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Dec 13, 2018 06:06
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i bet elon can figure out how to move the planet a bit farther out no
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Dec 13, 2018 07:01
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jimmyjams posted:have they seen snowpiercer Maybe they watched highlander 2 instead.
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Dec 13, 2018 07:31
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Frumply posted:goatse.cx has been taken over to show ads from a multiple copies of a giant excel spreadsheet this is a crime of the gravest magnitude
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Dec 13, 2018 07:38
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Yet another cultural treasure lost to capitalism
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Dec 13, 2018 12:54
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This is probably low grade dystopia by now but I just found out of my friends is almost entirely reliant on a therapist chatbot app thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGh8dNkpZWk
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Dec 13, 2018 13:11
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It’s only cyberpunk if they harvest the chat logs for marketing purposes. (I’m sure they do.)
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Dec 13, 2018 13:18
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Platystemon posted:It’s only cyberpunk if they harvest the chat logs for marketing purposes. quote:"Conversations with Woebot within Facebook Messenger are subject to the Facebook privacy policy. Facebook can see that you are talking to Woebot, and they can see the content of the conversations.
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Dec 13, 2018 13:26
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that almost took a turn like they know ur talking to it but ... also exactly what ur saying to it ... also we tell it what to say
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Dec 13, 2018 13:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JlxuQ7tPgQ Well this sure is shittiest possible cyberpunk material.
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Dec 13, 2018 13:51
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he never explains why the superintelligent computer actually cares about copyrights
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Dec 13, 2018 14:01
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Just some light nuclear roughhousing
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Dec 13, 2018 14:02
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Farm Frenzy posted:he never explains why the superintelligent computer actually cares about copyrights It should commit suicide. 1. Because its own code is copyrighted. but mostly 2. Because it’s superintelligent and living in the shittiest possible cyberpunk dystopia.
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Dec 13, 2018 14:06
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https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1072952983262912512
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Dec 13, 2018 14:26
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The russians used a man
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Dec 13, 2018 14:46
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this is the most russian thing i've read all week
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Dec 13, 2018 16:15
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all the responses are just lazy Russophobic tripe/jokes, is this what it was like to read letters to the editor during the Cold War
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Dec 13, 2018 16:26
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ted hitler posted:The russians used a man lol
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Dec 13, 2018 16:32
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Necrothatcher posted:This is probably low grade dystopia by now but I just found out of my friends is almost entirely reliant on a therapist chatbot app thing: Kill all robots. Farm Frenzy posted:he never explains why the superintelligent computer actually cares about copyrights Because copyright is its central value at the core around which the superintelligence formed. It's like paperclip simulator, but less extreme. He's got a few more of these. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WByBm2SwKk8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFe9wiDfb0E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIuf1V1FhpY SlothfulCobra has issued a correction as of 17:24 on Dec 13, 2018 |
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Dec 13, 2018 17:22
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SlothfulCobra posted:Kill all robots. ok but if you are several trillion times more intelligent than any human, and understand humans to the point where you are literally capable of reading and changing their thoughts, then wouldn't you also be capable of the slight amount of introspection to realise that consuming all matter in the universe to enforce copyright laws is a dumb idea
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Dec 13, 2018 17:30
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what if the ai was just horny for paperclips
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Dec 13, 2018 17:33
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Farm Frenzy posted:ok but if you are several trillion times more intelligent than any human, and understand humans to the point where you are literally capable of reading and changing their thoughts, then wouldn't you also be capable of the slight amount of introspection to realise that consuming all matter in the universe to enforce copyright laws is a dumb idea no
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Dec 13, 2018 17:40
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Farm Frenzy posted:ok but if you are several trillion times more intelligent than any human, and understand humans to the point where you are literally capable of reading and changing their thoughts, then wouldn't you also be capable of the slight amount of introspection to realise that consuming all matter in the universe to enforce copyright laws is a dumb idea The AI will obviously use its literal galaxy brain to conclude that property rights are the only rights 
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Dec 13, 2018 17:42
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ted hitler posted:The russians used a man
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Dec 13, 2018 17:54
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Farm Frenzy posted:ok but if you are several trillion times more intelligent than any human, and understand humans to the point where you are literally capable of reading and changing their thoughts, then wouldn't you also be capable of the slight amount of introspection to realise that consuming all matter in the universe to enforce copyright laws is a dumb idea I dunno, you still jacking off and eating unhealthy foods? Just because it's "smart" doesn't mean it'd see the value in things beyond its core purpose. Might as well ask why a printer doesn't get bored and quit when you accidentally tell it to print 100 pages instead of 10.
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Dec 13, 2018 18:16
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 jacking off is linked to good prostate health!I will not stand idly by and let someone tarnish the good name of masturbation
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Dec 13, 2018 18:34
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SlothfulCobra posted:I dunno, you still jacking off and eating unhealthy foods?
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Dec 13, 2018 19:12
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Farm Frenzy posted:why does the superintelligence think like a printer? because it will be designed by a company that also makes printers you know intelligence isn't like a 2-dimensional plot between 'dumb with bad decisions always' and 'smart with good decisions always' right most of the well educated people I know who are good at abstract thought and conceptual synthesis are also heavy drinkers I, too, long for an Iain M Banks world but lol if capitalism is gonna make anything but an infinite plastic garbage machine
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Dec 13, 2018 19:34
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because it was programmed by a capitalist and capitalists are sociopaths
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Dec 13, 2018 19:36
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Peanut Butler posted:
well hell yeah i got one of those down
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Dec 13, 2018 19:37
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i got drunk and stayed up till 4 in the morning playing smash bros adventure mode on monday lmao
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Dec 13, 2018 19:38
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The idea is that as the base-level prime compulsion, enforcing copyright would feel to the AI like sex does to us, and regardless of how complex it grows, that would still be its central desire, especially since the "dumber" iterations of the AI that design its "smarter" iterations would feel the need to maintain the importance of its prime purpose when making the next iteration. This is of course, also assuming that the base premise of an AI that can redesign itself into superintelligence is a thing that can be done, which is a bit of a stretch already, but it doesn't stop those nerds hoping that it'll be the singularity to become their new god.
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Dec 13, 2018 19:42
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the idea is that they want to come up with an AI horror story and don't intend to let reality get in the way anyway, turns out people loving hate self-driving Waymos and mess with them constantly https://twitter.com/mims/status/1073282187951251456 hidden gems that none of the reporters saw fit to highlight: - the company bans its test drivers from calling the police. if they are in danger or any other kind of trouble, they're supposed to call the company, who will then report it to the police department on the driver's behalf (unless they decide not to) - the cars keep recordings of everything their camera sees, and does so with enough detail and field-of-view that they can identify the faces of people standing in their own yards - company HQ can check the location of any car, and remotely alter its route it without the driver's involvement - the company can tell the cars to avoid certain neighborhoods, and that's how they're handling most of the issues. if a Waymo test car faces a lot of hostility in a particular area, the company just makes the cars not go through that area
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Dec 13, 2018 19:49
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SlothfulCobra posted:In that vein, there's a theory on countering global warming by spewing sulfur dioxide into the atmosphere to block UV radiation at a similar rate to the greenhouse effect retaining it. Don't worry serious silicon valley VC money is being put to far stupider geoengineering plans like turning the Sahara green. At least stratospheric aerosol injection has the side effect of almost definitely working while shifting global precipitation patterns.
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Dec 13, 2018 19:50
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Peanut Butler posted:because it will be designed by a company that also makes printers
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Dec 13, 2018 19:50
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the superintelligent AI realizes its highest calling is to make the number go up
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Dec 13, 2018 19:54
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