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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

FizFashizzle posted:

I mean to be fair, if Trump truly wants to shut down the government for idiotic reasons and make decisions based on perceived slights, real and imagined, then new gingrich is the man for the job.

Hilariously Newt's a huge conservationist so gonna be real awkward between him and Jr.

Would he?

Some regressives are only conservationists so they can shoot animals.

tax: some day maybe.

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Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Are we finally gonna get the moonbase?

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

mcmagic posted:

So Trump is a fat lazy gently caress too. They are perfect for each other.

Physically Trump is to Newt as Obama is to Trump.

Newt is a slug. I really don’t see him doing any kind of high stress job without cracking relatively quickly. He hasn’t been in the weeds since 98.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Krispy Wafer posted:

Physically Trump is to Newt as Obama is to Trump.

Newt is a slug. I really don’t see him doing any kind of high stress job without cracking relatively quickly. He hasn’t been in the weeds since 98.

He might be just the Trump version of a CoS, not really doing the job, hanging out, being Trumps buddy.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

PhazonLink posted:

Would he?

Some regressives are only conservationists so they can shoot animals.

tax: some day maybe.

this definitely does not describe newt gingrich

he's way, way too free market on the environment, but on endangered species stuff et al his heart's genuinely in it

in the Good Timeline he's a fat jolly Steve Irwin

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
he's also hella greener in general than the rest of the modern GOP, not that that's hard

edit: thinking on it, for people who put climate change as their top priority, he's probably the best possible Trump CoS pick, even though he's garbage and potentially somewhat effective on

uh

everything else

Goatse James Bond fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Dec 13, 2018

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

pseudanonymous posted:

He might be just the Trump version of a CoS, not really doing the job, hanging out, being Trumps buddy.

Maybe, but then the system completely breaks down because you absolutely need an actual Chief of Staff.

And while Newt has his own brain worms, he is still a very intelligent person. I can’t see him enjoying too much face-to-face time with Trump. Ideology only goes so far. Kind of like how Laura Loomer can’t even find a Nazi desperate enough to date her. At some point these people are insufferable to even their allies.

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat

Lycus posted:

Are we finally gonna get the moonbase?

remember Space Force?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







PhazonLink posted:

Would he?

Some regressives are only conservationists so they can shoot animals.

tax: some day maybe.



Also, it should be stated, most real hunters are incredibly proactive conservationists and those hunting groups are very influential in washington. Obviously not the NRA, of course.

When I say real hunter, I do not mean Don Jr paying thousands to murk an endangered animal, or dumb rednecks in Alabama sitting in a high hide using blinders on deer.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Lycus posted:

Are we finally gonna get the moonbase?

i'd be a single issue voter if the moonbase was real.

not really but i really want a loving moonbase

Tibalt
May 14, 2017

What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee

I mean, there's no reason to give the Trump administration the benefit of the doubt here. There's a pretty obvious pattern of redefining, changing, and vacating policies in order to increase the number of people who are administratively vulnerable to deportation. There's been high profile stuff like DACA and asylum seekers in Mexico, but there have also been more niche stuff like rejecting certain documentation as proof of citizenship along the Mexican border, removing long-standing protections for groups like Haitian refugees, attempts to retroactively deny citizenship status due to unrelated "fraud", and so on.

Yeah, sure, Vietnam refugees with criminal records who never naturalized is probably not a huge population. But someone is pushing these policy changes, and they're pushing the envelope to reduce the number of people who are protected. It's not about the one lady who was involved in fraud during her naturalization process, it's about establishing that citizenship can be revoked. It's not about Haitian refugees specifically, it's about establishing that the executive can arbitrarily remove protections.

It's not about Vietnam, it's about establishing that deportation rules regarding criminal history override other refugee policies, and that's absolutely, 100% something that's justified to freak out over.

ascii genitals
Aug 19, 2000



Gingrich is a huge piece of poo poo, but he DOES love animals.





Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Tibalt posted:

I mean, there's no reason to give the Trump administration the benefit of the doubt here. There's a pretty obvious pattern of redefining, changing, and vacating policies in order to increase the number of people who are administratively vulnerable to deportation. There's been high profile stuff like DACA and asylum seekers in Mexico, but there have also been more niche stuff like rejecting certain documentation as proof of citizenship along the Mexican border, removing long-standing protections for groups like Haitian refugees, attempts to retroactively deny citizenship status due to unrelated "fraud", and so on.

Yeah, sure, Vietnam refugees with criminal records who never naturalized is probably not a huge population. But someone is pushing these policy changes, and they're pushing the envelope to reduce the number of people who are protected. It's not about the one lady who was involved in fraud during her naturalization process, it's about establishing that citizenship can be revoked. It's not about Haitian refugees specifically, it's about establishing that the executive can arbitrarily remove protections.

It's not about Vietnam, it's about establishing that deportation rules regarding criminal history override other refugee policies, and that's absolutely, 100% something that's justified to freak out over.

While it's also useful to know the exact details of whatever new horrible policy is coming in, this is a correct take.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Newt Gingrich lied for years about which college he taught at but this was pre internet i guess.

Newt shut down the government because he didn't like where Clinton had him sit on airforce one.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

ascii genitals posted:

Gingrich is a huge piece of poo poo, but he DOES love animals.







Arguably this makes him even worse, since he actively promotes policies and politicians that would wipe these animals off the face of the Earth. He might care about baby tigers and leopards, but he cares about raw political power and unlimited corporate extravagance even more.

ZobarStyl
Oct 24, 2005

This isn't a war, it's a moider.

ascii genitals posted:

Gingrich is a huge piece of poo poo, but he DOES love animals.






Precisely why Noted Total Human Waste Donald Trump will not hire him, Trump hates animals.

Tibalt
May 14, 2017

What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee

GreyjoyBastard posted:

While it's also useful to know the exact details of whatever new horrible policy is coming in, this is a correct take.
Oh, absolutely. Deporting elderly war refugees for crimal records that are decades old is heinous on its own.

Just pointing out the ulterior lovely motive.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Krispy Wafer posted:

Newt has been a fat lazy gently caress for 20+ years now. All he does is write bad novels and go on Fox. There’s no way he handles CoS duties for more than a week without chest pains.

He’s older than Trump and looks worse.

Sorry sir, this is the Hell Timeline. Dick Cheney is on his third heart, Bushes bleed acid that eats through the hull, and Ted Cruz has Santa Claus tied up in his basement.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

DeeplyConcerned posted:

Sorry sir, this is the Hell Timeline. Dick Cheney is on his third heart, Bushes bleed acid that eats through the hull, and Ted Cruz has Santa Claus tied up in his basement.

maybe Trump could ransom him back to Turkey in exchange for Erdogan knocking off the "wah wah you tortured and murdered a journalist in a consulate on my turf"

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
There's always room in the Trump White House for another criminal.

Wylie
Jun 27, 2005

Ever to conquer, never to yield.


Dead Reckoning posted:

Pretty much, yeah. I get that a lot of people, correctly, don't trust the Trump Administration one bit, but people worried about the safety of their Vietnamese friends and family should know that they aren't in immediate danger.

Also, I'm not even sure it'll make it as far as the courts: the Vietnamese government can just say "lol, no".

It was maybe two or three pages ago I warned against making exactly your post, and here's why:

The loving Article posted:

The August decision to change course, reported to a California court in October, appeared to put such moves at least temporarily on ice, but the latest shift leaves the fate of a larger number of Vietnamese immigrants in doubt. Now all pre-1995 arrivals are exempt from the 2008 agreement’s protection.

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Can we just jump back to this morning?

I don't like to scream "fake news" but I cannot find another source about cutting minimum wage but "whoops it was cancelled because of a witness blog being homophobic" anywhere but that twitter post.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Strange Poon posted:

Russell Brand has, a couple times, told a story where Donald Trump urges him to "take anything you want" out of his office which had a few pieces of crazy memorabilia.

He's basically begging a stranger to love him and basically throws dog scraps to a son that bears his own name lol

I was fascinated about this and read up on it and Brand said one of the things in the office was Ali's championship belt and I thought how bad rear end it would be to be able to just take that, nut then I realized that there's virtually a 100% chance everything that looked cool in Trump's office was a fake.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Dick Trauma posted:

There's always room in the Trump White House for another criminal.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Arguably this makes him even worse, since he actively promotes policies and politicians that would wipe these animals off the face of the Earth. He might care about baby tigers and leopards, but he cares about raw political power and unlimited corporate extravagance even more.
One of my undergrad profs showed us an early 90s VHS tape about Gingrich which was essentially every person who had been in his life recounting what a shitass he is. I wish I knew what it was.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

DeeplyConcerned posted:

Sorry sir, this is the Hell Timeline. Dick Cheney is on his third heart, Bushes bleed acid that eats through the hull, and Ted Cruz has Santa Claus tied up in his basement.

Could you imagine CoS Cheney in this white house? He'd murder everyone within a week

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
activate his nanos and then break every single beltway pansy with his barehands?

Quixotic1
Jul 25, 2007

ascii genitals posted:

Gingrich is a huge piece of poo poo, but he DOES love animals.







https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
1https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1073110324063145984
2https://twitter.com/politico/status/1073110330367229952
3https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1073091055686422529
4https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/1073103222955360256
5https://twitter.com/Mimirocah1/status/1073004888790130688
6https://twitter.com/adamgoldmanNYT/status/1073023347242487811
7https://twitter.com/SenCarlLevin/status/1073047594010640386
8https://twitter.com/michikokakutani/status/1073076653885218816
9https://twitter.com/MarcACaputo/status/1073059899611979776
10https://twitter.com/thegarance/status/1073063336097521664
11https://twitter.com/PatcohenNYT/status/1073067710794346496
12https://twitter.com/ProPublica/status/1073034815509807104
13https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1073099469703516160
14https://twitter.com/rezaaslan/status/1073096018000932865
15https://twitter.com/glcarlstrom/status/1073100231867277313
16https://twitter.com/ethartley/status/1072964635106705425
17https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1073109280151269376
18https://twitter.com/WIRED/status/1072892713530482688
19https://twitter.com/NYTmag/status/1073095214976389120
20 https://twitter.com/politico/status/1073117838456619008
21https://twitter.com/rcallimachi/status/1073062679001092098
(whole thread on the Strasbourg shooting for that last one)
https://i.imgur.com/qtCNKDA.mp4

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Party Plane Jones posted:


14https://twitter.com/rezaaslan/status/1073096018000932865

16 ) i saw that pre-edit,you eff the #16. impeach fried chicken PPJ for copy pasting the same bird set for both threads!


14) Reminder that the real author of The Art of the Deal said that Donnie's real office/desk is just a desk with no phone and no desk stuff, just a cable tv and the latest newsppers and gossip rags with highlights of his name/mentions.

jfc at the sheer narcissism of this piece of poo poo.

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat

1glitch0 posted:

I was fascinated about this and read up on it and Brand said one of the things in the office was Ali's championship belt and I thought how bad rear end it would be to be able to just take that, nut then I realized that there's virtually a 100% chance everything that looked cool in Trump's office was a fake.

I figured it was either that or he would try and make some excuse / beg for them to not give it up, and tell himself it's his incredible bargaining acumen that let him keep it.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Somewhat incredible how Melania is starting to look like her husband

https://twitter.com/CIAspygirl/status/1073094730710364160?s=19

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Failed Imagineer posted:

Somewhat incredible how Melania is starting to look like her husband

https://twitter.com/CIAspygirl/status/1073094730710364160?s=19

WHAT THE gently caress!? Why does she look like that??

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


1glitch0 posted:

WHAT THE gently caress!? Why does she look like that??

This one is a little tricky. Either that's a Photoshop, or Trump is Xehanort from Kingdom Hearts and the more time you spend around him, the more time you begin to think, act, and look like him.

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat

1glitch0 posted:

WHAT THE gently caress!? Why does she look like that??

Deep down you know why.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
Good. She's a Trump and should look like one.

mod edit: nope don't do that

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Somebody fucked around with this message at 10:21 on Dec 13, 2018

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?

i'm thick, who is she talking about?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Gen. Ripper posted:

This one is a little tricky. Either that's a Photoshop, or Trump is Xehanort from Kingdom Hearts and the more time you spend around him, the more time you begin to think, act, and look like him.

I can believe it. Have you seen his supporters?

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Gen. Ripper posted:

This one is a little tricky. Either that's a Photoshop, or Trump is Xehanort from Kingdom Hearts and the more time you spend around him, the more time you begin to think, act, and look like him.

It ain't a photoshop. I went to Fox News' website because I thought it had to be fake. But no, the first lady of the united states just drastically changed her hair color and apparently changed her face. Which is fine, but surprising to see on a random Wednesday night.

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Pluskut Tukker
May 20, 2012

1glitch0 posted:

WHAT THE gently caress!? Why does she look like that??

Maybe she thinks Trump will pay more attention to her if she looks more like him?

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