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pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Pluskut Tukker posted:

Maybe she thinks Trump will pay more attention to her if she looks more like him?

She's probably right TBQH. Though why you would want attention from Jabba I'm not sure.

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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Pluskut Tukker posted:

Maybe she thinks Trump will pay more attention to her if she looks more like Ivanka?

Ftfy

Not even a joke or anything. POTUS is a degenerate pedophile by many accounts

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Melania is dead. That's Melanie.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/rubyetc/status/1073135356873244673

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
A week or so ago I linked an article about a man not being able to visit the US for his daughter's funeral due to the Trump administration saying he 'didn't have enough ties to his home country to guarantee his return.'

Turns out had loving North Carolina processed its rape kits, his daughter's rapist/murderer would already be in prison for a different rape as his evidence was collected and matched last loving year.

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1073148234783227904

Dammit_Carl!
Mar 5, 2013

Party Plane Jones posted:

Turns out had loving North Carolina processed its rape kits, his daughter's rapist/murderer would already be in prison for a different rape as his evidence was collected and matched last loving year.

Yay! My State best State!

(...these loving people...)

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Killer robot posted:

They loosened the federal guidelines a while back so that's no longer a lifetime deferment. Now they just ask if you've had sex with another man in the last 12 months. So you should be fine if you fit that.

A while back but this went into effect 2-3 years ago I think? So yeah you should be fine, go bleed your own blood

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Melania can do whatever she wants with her hair, of course. But that really is a terrible dye job, and I'll bet her hair feels like hay now

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Crow Jane posted:

Melania can do whatever she wants with her hair, of course. But that really is a terrible dye job, and I'll bet her hair feels like hay now

She's running.

Earth
Nov 6, 2009
I WOULD RATHER INSERT A $20 LEGO SET'S WORTH OF PLASTIC BRICKS INTO MY URETHRA THAN STOP TALKING ABOUT BEING A SCALPER.
College Slice

Dammit_Carl! posted:

Yay! My State best State!

(...these loving people...)

https://www.ted.com/talks/kym_worthy_what_happened_when_we_tested_thousands_of_abandoned_rape_kits_in_detroit?language=en

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
This is the angle he's going with now.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1073195450033950720

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1073190823540518912?s=19

Spicy

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

:laffo:

That's kind of hilariously lame and desperate

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


the president is so loving stupid.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Translation: "Stop asking me why Mexico hasn't paid for the wall; it makes me cry big orange tears!"

Wylie
Jun 27, 2005

Ever to conquer, never to yield.



A pretty natural question that we should eventually get an answer to, just based on what we learned yesterday, is this: What in the wide world of sports was AMI doing publishing that knob-slobbering magazine about MBS and the "Magic Kingdom" of Saudi Arabia that showed up on supermarket shelves a while back? AMI is cooperating now, so that seems a fairly obvious question to get an answer from them about.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Crow Jane posted:

:laffo:

That's kind of hilariously lame and desperate

And you know all the chuds ate that poo poo up and begged for more

monny
Oct 20, 2008

dollar dollar bill, y'all

https://twitter.com/beerguypdx/status/1073201653547855872

Bah gawd your president is an idiot.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Oh god, I hope he keeps up with this and Mexico tells him to go gently caress himself again and the gop gets confused even more

Kavros
May 18, 2011

sleep sleep sleep
fly fly post post
sleep sleep sleep



osker
Dec 18, 2002

Wedge Regret

Wylie posted:

A pretty natural question that we should eventually get an answer to, just based on what we learned yesterday, is this: What in the wide world of sports was AMI doing publishing that knob-slobbering magazine about MBS and the "Magic Kingdom" of Saudi Arabia that showed up on supermarket shelves a while back? AMI is cooperating now, so that seems a fairly obvious question to get an answer from them about.

Fever dream: the Supreme Court bloc that voted to uphold Citizens United is implicated, because that poo poo has sure made election interference hella workable.

friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

Dead Reckoning posted:

This story is a bit more complex than the headline. First off, the Trump admin, as gross and reprehensible as it is, is not attempting to deport all Vietnamese immigrants who arrived prior to 1995. When the US and Vietnam reestablished formal diplomatic relations under the GWB administration, that included a process for deporting Vietnamese citizens, who 1) are not citizens of the US or another country, 2) previously resided in Vietnam, 3) committed certain crimes, 4) have completed their sentence, and 5) have been ordered removed by "competent authority", back to Vietnam.

This agreement included a provision that persons who had come to the US prior to '95 were not subject to deportation under the agreement.

The administration seems to be arguing, "Well, the agreement says that criminals who arrived prior to '95 can't be deported under this agreement, but that doesn't mean they can't be deported..." which is dumb. It may not happen at all, since apparently the administration didn't consult with the government of Vietnam.

Per DHS, "7,000 convicted criminal aliens from Vietnam with final orders of removal." This is out of the ~1.6 million Vietnamese refugees in the US.

So this is a small-scale attempt to deport non-citizens who have committed a crime and been identified for removal, not a full-scale cleansing of all Vietnamese immigrants. It's still totally fine if you're against that, know what you're railing against.

It is really amazing how you don't see the bigger picture with this story in how they are trying to deny naturalization to people. Not to mention that they can deport you for ANY criminal offense, like a DUI. Stop carrying water for these monsters. Some of us have close friends and relatives who are Vietnamese refugees and you don't get to tell us that we can't rail against this and be freaked the gently caress out about it. The road to fascism is a slow burn and this administration is just anteing up constantly. They are still separating children from their parents at the border. They are trying to deport naturalized citizens. They are trying to revoke "fraudulent citizenship". They are putting people in internment camps in the loving desert indefinitely. All these things add the gently caress up to us freaking out about this so shut the gently caress up. We are not being reactionary over a loving article headline, we are reacting to what it means going forward and the darkness that is on the horizon. gently caress you for trying to tell us we are silly for being afraid.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Dapper_Swindler posted:

Oh god, I hope he keeps up with this and Mexico tells him to go gently caress himself again and the gop gets confused even more

The bit about Mexico's "Marshal Plan" in the Twitter dump makes me think we're going to end up with Trump paying Mexico for a "wall".

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


it's weird to me when i see pundits and such say trump is good at coming up with phrases and or put downs. it's not so much that he's good at it, it's that the things he says are so absolutely insane. "very legal & very cool" is so quotable because it's a 72 year old man who's the president of the united states saying something so loving stupid. this is true of pretty much any line from him that catches on as a meme.

that thing about mexico "actually" paying through the trade deal is the reasoning of a child.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Failed Imagineer posted:

"The ‘Russia investigation’ is set to go global. In court filings due to drop in 2019, prosecutors will unveil Middle Eastern countries’ attempts to influence U.S. politics"

Mueller 2: The Kushnerning.

dr_rat fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Dec 13, 2018

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1073205176872435713

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Hahaha. Is he seriously going with "I told my lawyer to do an illegal thing I didn't know was illegal, and he didn't tell me it was so it's all his fault?"

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Put five dollars in my pocket and tell me your crimes is not really a good legal defense even if it was on TV once

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1073207272069890049

lol no you have former lawyers who are fox news morons lying about how the law works.

https://twitter.com/GreggJarrett/status/1071462713539338242

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
:golfclap:

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

I didn't do any crimes and if I did they weren't crimes anyway.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



FACT: if you tell a lawyer to do something illegal, and he does it, you CANNOT be charged with a crime! That's why they're paid so much, folks. FAKE NEWS

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Good, because there is a lot of evidence that Washington is swimming in Russian and Saudi cash that is almost certainly because of Citizens United

ZobarStyl
Oct 24, 2005

This isn't a war, it's a moider.

Skippy McPants posted:

Hahaha. Is he seriously going with "I told my lawyer to do an illegal thing I didn't know was illegal, and he didn't tell me it was so it's all his fault?"
What else is left to him? When it came out it was 'oh ask Michael, sorry, can't help ya,' then it morphed into sure, this was totally legal, we just covered everything up with zeal. He's going to use the same defense for money laundering, fraud, and treason.

Trump is the ultimate apex of a brainless chickenshit who will deflect any blame, no matter how childishly obvious his projection may be, because he's never had anything else in his quiver. His entire life story is a bronzed plaque of the Narcissist's Prayer.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1073209480828067840

I, uhh, I'm having some trouble parsing that last sentence.

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?
"As a lawyer, Michael has great liability to me!"

??

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


ZobarStyl posted:

What else is left to him?

trump would never do it but an intelligent person would clam up. he's been his own worst enemy and it rules.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Oh poo poo, tweet gone already. Anyone got a screenshot?

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Skippy McPants posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1073209480828067840

I, uhh, I'm having some trouble parsing that last sentence.

why is he saying his family was let off the hook. i don't think cohen's family is like flynns.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1073207272069890049

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1073210823936495617

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