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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Hahahaahaha

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
That hambeet kid is solid gold I tells ya

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."
He really needs to put on some weight.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

He really needs to be thrown in a jail for crimes against humanity.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

hambeet posted:

Oblivion elf. Oblivion orc.



Oblivion Breton

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



E: wrong thread

tithin fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Dec 13, 2018

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
THE shock resignation of Liberal National Party national president Gary Spence is expected today during an emergency meeting sparked by updated legal advice.

In a move that will have lasting effects on the LNP’s looming federal election campaign, Mr Spence is understood to be quitting because of the ban on developer donations introduced by the State Government, and how it intersects with electoral laws.

Hahahahah

Good. Queensland strong.

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

*sees refugee*

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Brown Paper Bag posted:

*sees refugee*

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

you were caught trying to cross the border...welp, to the chopping block with you

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

The Before Times posted:

you were caught trying to cross the border...welp, to the chopping block with you

:drat:

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Cut to the opening of Skyrim.

TODD HOWARD YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Is there a mod that changes skyrim from winter to summer because then you would basically get Australia.

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Anidav posted:

Is there a mod that changes skyrim from winter to summer because then you would basically get Queensland.
Queensland is for the Queenslanders.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2206980472858475&id=162107547181406

Hey guys check out this wonderful ad from the LNP.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Anidav posted:

Is there a mod that changes skyrim from winter to summer because then you would basically get Australia.

Yes actually there's this amazing mod that turns the whole thing to a desert.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

MikeJF posted:

Yes actually there's this amazing mod that turns the whole thing to a desert.

Hot drat.

I was going to say no but there is one that makes it more of a winter hellscapr where you take a small walk at night and freeze to death

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Mike Pezzullo, secretary of the department of home affairs, has written an insane letter to Senator Steele-John:

https://twitter.com/jordonsteele/status/1072696774970630144?s=21

There’s a pattern emerging of senior Home Affairs officials writing the most turgid prose and it has me concerned

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
Jordon Steele-Johnson is my porn name.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

BBJoey posted:

Mike Pezzullo, secretary of the department of home affairs, has written an insane letter to Senator Steele-John:

https://twitter.com/jordonsteele/status/1072696774970630144?s=21

There’s a pattern emerging of senior Home Affairs officials writing the most turgid prose and it has me concerned

There does seem to be a prevalence of Smartest Man in the Room Syndrome

Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

At Home Affairs he probably actually is

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Hollandia posted:

Jordon Steele-Johnson is my porn name.

It's a great name

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

BBJoey posted:

Mike Pezzullo, secretary of the department of home affairs, has written an insane letter to Senator Steele-John:

https://twitter.com/jordonsteele/status/1072696774970630144?s=21

There’s a pattern emerging of senior Home Affairs officials writing the most turgid prose and it has me concerned

There's definitely something in the water over there.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

That 'we are anonymous' speech really riled them up, huh.

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

BBJoey posted:

Mike Pezzullo, secretary of the department of home affairs, has written an insane letter to Senator Steele-John:

https://twitter.com/jordonsteele/status/1072696774970630144?s=21

There’s a pattern emerging of senior Home Affairs officials writing the most turgid prose and it has me concerned
These nerds think they’re going to be quoted in history books.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Which one of you fuckers called the Geraldton sovereign citizen's wife a mail order bride, causing him to melt down and get banned from facebook for three days and having to post his videos on his mail order brides facebook page

cogito ergo incommo
Apr 2, 2010

snoremac posted:

These nerds think they’re going to be quoted in history books.

Quoted by lawyers at their human rights tribunals, maybe.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
No one tell Dutton what the Yanks have just tried.


Rhesus Pieces posted:

https://twitter.com/hewholoveswords/status/1072895634888364032?s=21

this is like blowing up a crowded marketplace and then picking off the EMTs who respond just to maximize the body count

ICE is taking notes from ISIS

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



BBJoey posted:

Mike Pezzullo, secretary of the department of home affairs, has written an insane letter to Senator Steele-John:

https://twitter.com/jordonsteele/status/1072696774970630144?s=21

There’s a pattern emerging of senior Home Affairs officials writing the most turgid prose and it has me concerned

Australia's entire security apparatus is infested with the weird old guy who hangs out at the model shop

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

Megillah Gorilla posted:

No one tell Dutton what the Yanks have just tried.



they also just killed a 7 year old girl in CBP custody.

Edit: https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...m=.d2f16dd08325

Turks
Nov 16, 2006

BBJoey posted:

Mike Pezzullo, secretary of the department of home affairs, has written an insane letter to Senator Steele-John:

https://twitter.com/jordonsteele/status/1072696774970630144?s=21

There’s a pattern emerging of senior Home Affairs officials writing the most turgid prose and it has me concerned

They're reverting to their vampiric forms after sucking the country dry of empathy.

Whitlam
Aug 2, 2014

Some goons overreact. Go figure.

Don Dongington posted:

they also just killed a 7 year old girl in CBP custody.

Edit: https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...m=.d2f16dd08325

Genuine question for the thread: is Australia still the loving worst, or has America overtaken us now? I feel like we may beat them in terms of duration that we've been doing our poo poo, but is that enough to seal the deal? Nauru is terrible and nobody ITT is defending it, but I feel like that sting operation and other things they've done at least match us, if not overtake.

Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

America has always been the worst, it's just that nobody talked about it as much before Trump.

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?

Whitlam posted:

Genuine question for the thread: is Australia still the loving worst, or has America overtaken us now? I feel like we may beat them in terms of duration that we've been doing our poo poo, but is that enough to seal the deal? Nauru is terrible and nobody ITT is defending it, but I feel like that sting operation and other things they've done at least match us, if not overtake.

At least the press is free to report on it in America?

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Megillah Gorilla posted:

No one tell Dutton what the Yanks have just tried.

Jesus loving Christ that's disgusting.

If it's true what ever person though of using kids like that as bait deserves to be shot.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Jonah Galtberg posted:

America has always been the worst, it's just that nobody talked about it as much before Trump.

Obama had the record for the number of illegal immigrants kicked out of the US of any President. I am sure Trump would want to trump that.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

Jonah Galtberg posted:

America has always been the worst, it's just that nobody talked about it as much before Trump.

It should be enough that Morrison's implementation served as the inspiration for Trump's.

He almost never gives credit to anybody. I mean this is a severe pathological flaw that he's very well noted for.

But he did credit Australia for this.

And for that we should feel the deepest shame.

Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

We innovated offshore detention but the US just never gave any fucks and detained all their asylum seekers onshore in conditions not much better.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Whitlam posted:

Genuine question for the thread: is Australia still the loving worst, or has America overtaken us now? I feel like we may beat them in terms of duration that we've been doing our poo poo, but is that enough to seal the deal? Nauru is terrible and nobody ITT is defending it, but I feel like that sting operation and other things they've done at least match us, if not overtake.

Its a matter of scale. We are both awful but America can be more awful due to having a higher population, being richer and having a larger global reach.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



You Am I posted:

Obama had the record for the number of illegal immigrants kicked out of the US of any President. I am sure Trump would want to trump that.



Cool guy bursting into rooms telling everybody the breaking news about this bad dude named obama

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TheMightyHandful
Dec 8, 2008

GoldStandardConure posted:

Its a matter of scale. We are both awful but America can be more awful due to having a higher population, being richer and having a larger global reach.

Per capita, we are the worst carbon emitters, we may as well be the worst at human rights too

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