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I just told the woman that has been burning up the back of my mind for the better part of a decade+ to tell me if there's no chance, and she said she can't do that to my wife. Oops.
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With this newfound EMT kick I've been watching medical videos to see if I'm too squeamish. I just watched an appendectomy with the couple incisions and the camera and I cannot believe the weird parallels between surgery and working on a car. Alright who needs their appendix removed?
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Dec 14, 2018 03:59
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I know a few assholes that need removing
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Dec 14, 2018 04:19
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tetrapyloctomy posted:If Sudafed, IM terbutaline, or aspiration doesn't work, you stick a butterfly in the side   cool thanks I will never have a boner again just to be sure
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Dec 14, 2018 04:19
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My real tungsten band was more than I want to remember (not too much but over $100). My other bands were less than $8/each shipped.
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Dec 14, 2018 04:24
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Goober Peas posted:I know a few assholes that need removing https://www.amazon.ca/Hunters-Specialties-Butt-Game-Dressing/dp/B002ECKYSA
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Dec 14, 2018 04:37
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Tonight in adventures at the parts store: A customer gets a hot antifreeze facial because he took the radiator cap off the loving car that was just overheating. Gj kid, now come back here and flush your eyes with our fancy eyeball washing poo poo. Edit: as a bonus he was too dumb to figure out how to flush his eyes with the bottle of eyewash.
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Dec 14, 2018 04:38
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I think I saw the closest thing to a perfect fc rx7 on the road today in socal and I couldn't even get a picture. Driven by what looked like a 50 year old woman. Awesome.
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Dec 14, 2018 04:54
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nm posted:I think I saw the closest thing to a perfect fc rx7 on the road today in socal and I couldn't even get a picture. Driven by what looked like a 50 year old woman. Awesome. I have left many notes about cash offers under windshield wipers on pristine cars in socal. Last one was a mint 1998/1999 4WD XJ in stunning shape. No one has ever called me back 
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Dec 14, 2018 06:12
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Spotted a rare one today. tetrapyloctomy posted:When we treat priapism, just pulling out a big loving needle and syringe and saying, "I'm going to stick this in your dick and take 60cc of blood out of it," often is enough to resolve the issue. My dick just turned into an innie. 
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Dec 14, 2018 06:48
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STR posted:
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Dec 14, 2018 07:03
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"I'm going to stick this in your dick and take 60cc of blood out of it" makes it go into hiding pretty effectively.
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Dec 14, 2018 07:12
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STR posted:"I'm going to stick this in your dick and take 60cc of blood out of it" makes it go into hiding pretty effectively. In between fainting and whimpering, I'd be wondering if 60cc were the standard amount that they take from everyone, or if they were using a junior-sized syringe for me.
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Dec 14, 2018 07:27
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The Royal Nonesuch posted:I have left many notes about cash offers under windshield wipers on pristine cars in socal. Last one was a mint 1998/1999 4WD XJ in stunning shape. This one was like fresh out of the box new. No door dings, no paint oxidation, goddamn.
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Dec 14, 2018 07:44
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Gingerbread House Music posted:I just told the woman that has been burning up the back of my mind for the better part of a decade+ to tell me if there's no chance, and she said she can't do that to my wife. Oops. Wait... what?
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Dec 14, 2018 07:53
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Either he was trying and failing to have an affair, or the woman he's been crushing on is a lesbian. Kinda reads like it's the second one there.
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Dec 14, 2018 08:03
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Not having seen Titanic for at least 15 years, I never realized Bill Paxton was in the movie. I must say James Cameron really missed the mark by not having him playing a passenger and go "GAME OVER MAN" as he realizes that there are no more life boats. At least as an outtake.
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Dec 14, 2018 10:50
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It's christmas jumper day today apparently, the day of the year where your 'wackiest' workmates who've spent hours scouring websites to purchase an ugly as poo poo jumper are fully hyped to unleash that poo poo on everyone else. They're all mass-produced and when you can buy ugly jumpers in the same places you can buy milk it's just lame and beaten to death but  It was funny the first time you saw someone wear one but now we're far past saturation point it's just become a game of who can pay money for the shittiest piece of clothing for a single day.
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Dec 14, 2018 11:33
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Yeah I got hounded for that poo poo last week, bitch I spent 70 hours trying to make our product launch not a dangerous feature length you've-been-framed episode, manual labour and all. Shove your musical light-up jumper up your arse.
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Dec 14, 2018 11:38
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The one I'm seeing a lot of in Denmark this year is Christmas suits: Not going to lie, I kinda want one 
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MrOnBicycle posted:Not having seen Titanic for at least 15 years, I never realized Bill Paxton was in the movie. I must say James Cameron really missed the mark by not having him playing a passenger and go "GAME OVER MAN" as he realizes that there are no more life boats. At least as an outtake. Lol and have him go into a panic yelling NOW WHAT THE gently caress ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO
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Dec 14, 2018 14:00
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spog posted:In between fainting and whimpering, I'd be wondering if 60cc were the standard amount that they take from everyone, or if they were using a junior-sized syringe for me. "Sir, before we do this procedure, I have one important question: Are you, like, sure you have an erection? It doesn't get any bigger that that, ever?" I had a dude once who got recurrent angioedema of only his penis. Looked like a loving beer can. His wife thought it was hysterical ... him not so much.
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Dec 14, 2018 14:30
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Grakkus posted:The one I'm seeing a lot of in Denmark this year is Christmas suits: That poo poo is old hat in the states.
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Dec 14, 2018 14:40
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Adiabatic posted:With this newfound EMT kick I've been watching medical videos to see if I'm too squeamish. There's a phone app called figure1 that someone mentioned earlier. Download it and bask in the crazy poo poo, it's one of my favorites.
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Dec 14, 2018 14:45
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ExplodingSims posted:Either he was trying and failing to have an affair, or the woman he's been crushing on is a lesbian. It's definitely the first one. Been torturing himself off and on about "what could have been", then asked the crush in question to squash it. Which she couldn't do honestly, because she does like gbhm, but she's not gonna be the other woman/she likes his wife as a person too much. Gbhm have you considered trying to open your relationship
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Dec 14, 2018 14:52
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Adiabatic posted:With this newfound EMT kick I've been watching medical videos to see if I'm too squeamish. I find many parallels between medicine in general and working on cars. Probably why I like both. Pro thing about medicine though is that you don't have to do surgery while alone laying on your back on a cold concrete floor on a Sunday and the car has to work before work the next day. Applebees Appetizer posted:Lol and have him go into a panic yelling NOW WHAT THE gently caress ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO Even better haha!
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Dec 14, 2018 15:03
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SeaGoatSupreme posted:It's definitely the first one. Been torturing himself off and on about "what could have been", then asked the crush in question to squash it. Ding! Except my friend is married, but her husband is in prison, and with another married dude who is giving her the "i'll make my decision soon" line of poo poo. But i'd rather just cut out my wife completely!
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Dec 14, 2018 15:06
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Gingerbread House Music posted:Ding! Except my friend is married, but her husband is in prison, and with another married dude who is giving her the "i'll make my decision soon" line of poo poo. Yikes.
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Dec 14, 2018 15:12
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Rhyno posted:That poo poo is old hat in the states. Never seen it before anywhere in Europe 
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Dec 14, 2018 15:18
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Dec 14, 2018 15:21
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Gingerbread House Music posted:Ding! Except my friend is married, but her husband is in prison, and with another married dude who is giving her the "i'll make my decision soon" line of poo poo. Yeah that dudes decision is gonna be to stay with his wife. If there's long term waffling at all, poo poo won't be changing. You need to talk to your wife, like, right now. If you've got the means to get out on your own you owe it to her to be honest sooner rather than later.
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Dec 14, 2018 15:32
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SeaGoatSupreme posted:Yeah that dudes decision is gonna be to stay with his wife. If there's long term waffling at all, poo poo won't be changing. Yeah, i told her that's the classic player move, but she's too afraid of being alone to face it. Also, lol, my wife knows our marriage is dead, and has been for the better part of a decade.
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Dec 14, 2018 15:35
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Gingerbread House Music posted:Yeah, i told her that's the classic player move, but she's too afraid of being alone to face it.
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Gingerbread House Music posted:Also, lol, my wife knows our marriage is dead, and has been for the better part of a decade. At the very least, you now have some metal-as-gently caress ideas for what to do with the ring.
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Dec 14, 2018 16:57
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ilkhan posted:If its been dead for a year why are you still, you know, married? And/or opening the marriage should be no problem. We all have kids, lol. spog posted:At the very least, you now have some metal-as-gently caress ideas for what to do with the ring. I'd have to find it first! I don't think i've worn it in a decade.
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Dec 14, 2018 17:00
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Staying together "for the kids" is a pretty terrible reason to stay together and your kids will resent you for it. Speaking from experience, though after my brother and I were out of the house the flame re-ignited. Is that something you're willing to risk?
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Dec 14, 2018 17:36
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Fermented Tinal posted:Staying together "for the kids" is a pretty terrible reason to stay together and your kids will resent you for it. Logically, i know that. But being the product of a divorced couple, my brokebrains keep telling me to stay. Also, "reigniting" anything with her sounds terrible tbh. I just want my space.
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Dec 14, 2018 17:41
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Gingerbread House Music posted:Logically, i know that. But being the product of a divorced couple, my brokebrains keep telling me to stay. You're unhappy, wife is unhappy, potential new woman is unhappy, kids know it. Plus if you moved out, you could get a new car. Perhaps a bitchin' van.
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Dec 14, 2018 17:47
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spog posted:Perhaps a bitchin' van. ...down by the river?
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spog posted:You're unhappy, wife is unhappy, potential new woman is unhappy, kids know it. Dude, i have a KLR650, a '05 Wrangler Unlimited without a top and a '02 Isuzu NPR with a 14" box. I'm already living the hobo dream.
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