|
Hoo doggy I know it's STDH from some religious grandma and all but "If you hear voices in your head telling you to do something you don't want to do, just give in because it's God's plan!" is a BAD BAD BAD MORAL 
|
#
?
Dec 10, 2018 20:06
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 11, 2024 15:26 |
|
|
Danaru posted:Hoo doggy I know it's STDH from some religious grandma and all but "If you hear voices in your head telling you to do something you don't want to do, just give in because it's God's plan!" is a BAD BAD BAD MORAL CHILLS
|
|
#
?
Dec 10, 2018 20:07
|
|
|
Biplane posted:CHILLS that's the meds wearing off
|
|
#
?
Dec 10, 2018 20:14
|
|
|
"Look officer, I didn't want to go on that tri-state killing spree, but after God told me to, well, you just can't say 'no' to the Lord after 37 times. You have to believe me, he spoke to me through that dog right over there!"
|
|
#
?
Dec 11, 2018 04:19
|
|
|
it says he prayed to any god though, how do we know it wasn't like anubis who told her to do the handstand
|
|
#
?
Dec 11, 2018 05:12
|
|
|
Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:it says he prayed to any god though, how do we know it wasn't like anubis who told her to do the handstand It was. He was really backed up that day and didn’t have time for another dead person.
|
|
#
?
Dec 11, 2018 05:29
|
|
|
StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:"Look officer, I didn't want to go on that tri-state killing spree, but after God told me to, well, you just can't say 'no' to the Lord after 37 times. You have to believe me, he spoke to me through that dog right over there!" Well duh, dog is god backwards 
|
|
#
?
Dec 11, 2018 06:12
|
|
|
I asked in the AUG thread, but it's also relevant here: Does anyone remember the name of the girl who claimed to have been present at, and/or invented or wrote every popular song or book in the last 30-40 years despite being in her early 20s? She was particularly obsessed with Evanescence and Micheal Hutchence if I remember rightly? Sorry for the stupid question.
|
|
#
?
Dec 11, 2018 06:48
|
|
|
Isn't that kind of thing super common for schizophrenics?
|
|
#
?
Dec 11, 2018 06:59
|
|
|
BrigadierSensible posted:I asked in the AUG thread, but it's also relevant here: It's either https://realamylee.wordpress.com/ or there's more than one crazy out there,
|
|
#
?
Dec 11, 2018 07:23
|
|
|
She also claims to have invented components of the first website. https://crosstalk.kinja.com/amy-lee-diary-of-a-compulsive-liar-a-case-study-in-1466912889
|
|
#
?
Dec 11, 2018 07:27
|
|
|
Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:Here's another parody of that which gets me every time Please let's not forget that this classic stdh was made into a full length Christian film (sadly the original version, not the grizzly one)
|
|
#
?
Dec 11, 2018 22:43
|
|
|
It ends with the professor converting as he lays mortally wounded from a car accident
|
|
#
?
Dec 11, 2018 22:48
|
|
|
Edgar Allen Ho posted:It ends with the professor converting as he lays mortally wounded from a car accident *sigh* just like Darwin
|
|
#
?
Dec 11, 2018 23:16
|
|
|
Non Serviam posted:Please let's not forget that this classic stdh was made into
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2018 08:36
|
|
|
hyperhazard posted:Don't forget, there was a sequel! Oh God... I didn't know that
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2018 13:08
|
|
|
There’s three now. In two, a high school history teacher goes to court for saying that (the Reverend) Martin Luther King Jr (of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference) was inspired by Jesus. Yes, a local judge in loving Arkansas is an anti-christian radical. A key witness is an “expert” christian and everyone is SHOCKED that they used to be an atheist. The jury decides for GOD of course. There’s a side plot where a pastor tells a college student about Jesus and ends up getting arrested for being christian, one where the student (an ASIAN) has to defend his new christianity to his (very ASIAN COMMUNIST) father, and one where a liberal blogger prays her cancer away and learns to blog about god instead. In 3, the pastor gets out of jail but Big Liberal Academia now wants to shut down his church, which is on a campus for some reason, and instead use campus land for a building where students will take (presumably very atheist) classes. One of the christian characters burns to death after a protestor throws brick through a window of the church, but at the end, the pastor decides to give up and just have a church near campus for the christian students. What’s the moral? I dunno. One thing all of them have in common that gets overshadowed is brave christian youths from scary non-white cultures stand up to their racist caricature dads and learn to be american 
|
|
#
?
Dec 13, 2018 14:18
|
|
|
Wow. I only knew about the sequel because it starred Melissa Joan Hart which made my inner child very sad. Can't wait for God's Not Dead 4: The cast of All That.
|
|
#
?
Dec 14, 2018 06:31
|
|
|
hyperhazard posted:Wow. I only knew about the sequel because it starred Melissa Joan Hart which made my inner child very sad. Can't wait for God's Not Dead 4: The cast of All That. I can never hate the actors that act in these sorts of insane/weirdo/propaganda films, (the Atlas Shrugged films come to mind), too much. I mean it's tough being a working actor, and they have to pay their rent. They don't necessarily believe or buy into the "Yay Jebus!" nonsense. They are just doing a job. They turn up, say the stupid words, humour the fundie nutjob behind the camera and then go home and deposit the cheque so their families can eat. Of course, the people who make them and do buy in are a different story.
|
|
#
?
Dec 14, 2018 13:28
|
|
|
*cough*Kevin Sorbo*cough*
|
|
#
?
Dec 14, 2018 14:36
|
|
|
MrUnderbridge posted:*cough*Kevin Sorbo*cough* DISAPPOINTED!!!
|
|
#
?
Dec 14, 2018 14:48
|
|
|
The actors in that film about Muhammed didn't even know that was what the film was about iirc
|
|
#
?
Dec 14, 2018 15:30
|
|
|
Malcolm McDowell plays Satan in some Christian film where someone sues the Devil, which is such amazing casting I'm disappointed it only happens in a movie that no doubt had a lovely script.
|
|
#
?
Dec 14, 2018 16:21
|
|
|
Skwirl posted:Malcolm McDowell plays Satan in some Christian film where someone sues the Devil, which is such amazing casting I'm disappointed it only happens in a movie that no doubt had a lovely script. He also plays Satan in American Satan.
|
|
#
?
Dec 14, 2018 18:41
|
|
|
MrUnderbridge posted:*cough*Kevin Sorbo*cough* Didn't he suffer a traumatic brain injury?
|
|
#
?
Dec 14, 2018 19:37
|
|
|
Zelder posted:Didn't he suffer a traumatic brain injury? I thought he suffered Kull.
|
|
#
?
Dec 14, 2018 23:13
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2018 14:14
|
|
|
Edgar Allen Ho posted:There’s three now. Another subplot from the first movie was the Muslim gal who took off her headscarf when her dad wasn't around, and said dad beat her and threw her out of the house when he learned that she was listening to the Bible audiobook on her iPod. Because Christians never abuse and disown their children over issues of faith.
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2018 16:39
|
|
|
ZDar Fan posted:Another subplot from the first movie was the Muslim gal who took off her headscarf when her dad wasn't around, and said dad beat her and threw her out of the house when he learned that she was listening to the Bible audiobook on her iPod. Because Christians never abuse and disown their children over issues of faith. Also, Muslim women don't usually wear headscarves when they're alone or with just family. It's specifically for when they're in public and/or around men they aren't related to or married to. That's like showing a Jewish man wearing a Yarmulke to bed.
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2018 16:50
|
|
|
Skwirl posted:Also, Muslim women don't usually wear headscarves when they're alone or with just family. It's specifically for when they're in public and/or around men they aren't related to or married to. That's like showing a Jewish man wearing a Yarmulke to bed. Their target audience doesn't know that
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2018 16:52
|
|
|
ZDar Fan posted:Another subplot from the first movie was the Muslim gal who took off her headscarf when her dad wasn't around, and said dad beat her and threw her out of the house when he learned that she was listening to the Bible audiobook on her iPod. Because Christians never abuse and disown their children over issues of faith. He sounds like a terrible father and is guilty of child abuse.
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2018 17:03
|
|
|
I am referring to the character in the movie and not the actor, of course.
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2018 17:03
|
|
|
oldpainless posted:I am referring to the character in the movie and not the actor, of course. Thank you for making that clear. 
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2018 17:13
|
|
|
You’re quite welcome
|
|
#
?
Dec 15, 2018 17:24
|
|
|
oldpainless posted:You’re quite welcome More like oldclueless
|
|
#
?
Dec 16, 2018 01:41
|
|
|
Edgar Allen Ho posted:There’s three now. I loved the first two GOD'S NOT DEAD movies because I like getting drunk and watching Christian propaganda trash (I grew up very Baptist, it's a weird pastime, I know). I couldn't make it past the first, like, fifteen minutes of the third. It was actively, offensively bad and banging the Christian persecution drum so loving loud it was fit to burst. The burning to death took place within that fifteen minutes. Also it was the one black person in the series.
|
|
#
?
Dec 16, 2018 02:14
|
|
|
Brad Jones (The Cinema Snob) does a ton of videos on Christian persecution complex movies. I'm phone posting so I dont have a link, but god drat christians want to think they're oppressed so bad. I think it was Last Ounce of Courage where a little girl shows the entire town a video of her soldier father being killed in Afghanistan, including a prolonged close up of his dead face, all during an elementary school christmas concert. This was portrayed as a herois thing and nobody considered showing your father's snuff film to a room full of children completely loving insane Danaru has a new favorite as of 02:41 on Dec 16, 2018 |
|
#
?
Dec 16, 2018 02:38
|
|
|
Danaru posted:Brad Jones (The Cinema Snob) does a ton of videos on Christian persecution complex movies. I'm phone posting so I dont have a link, but god drat christians want to think they're oppressed so bad. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLuI7ruqihRHx9VAhVRgEhN7HfYwMWnl01 They’re all good reviews. The one thing I remember hearing about God’s Not Dead 3 was that the black pastor actually called out the white Christian persecution complex, basically telling him not to whine to a black pastor in the Deep South about his church being threatened. I was kind of looking forward to that scene.
|
|
#
?
Dec 16, 2018 07:54
|
|
|
I can believe this one
|
|
#
?
Dec 16, 2018 10:37
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 11, 2024 15:26 |
|
|
It still makes me angry that they can't tell the story without also telling us how much they laughed
|
|
#
?
Dec 16, 2018 11:02
|
|