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yeah, i have a $50 bike i commute with. i always lock it, but i'm under no illusion a lock will stop a motivated fucker who wants it, also it's a $50 loss. it's 100% a loss too, nobody here cares if your bike gets stolen. stolen car? yeah police will do the stuff they need to do. stolen bike? "well, sir, you see it's really hard with bikes, they're never found" and proceeds to do nothing. probably shreds the report as soon as you're out of sight lmao. used to be able to buy your stolen bike back for $10-20 if you hurried to the local pharmacy that was handing out methadone, but people mostly cleaned their poo poo up so that doesn't happen anymore
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the code-lock doorknobs made by normal lock manufacturers are pretty nice if you have a habit of forgetting to set the lock or of worrying that you didn't set the lock. same goes for the coded deadbolts which usually have an auto-throw feature. locks with WiFi and Bluetooth connectivity though are just the dumbest goddamn thing. also yeah let your landlord know via email or their maintenance system that the door doesn't lock right, and keep a copy of that. they will probably fix it extremely quickly because if someone steals your poo poo because the door didn't close right they'll be on the hook.
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iospace posted:Protip: people looking to break into your house are either going to exploit the deadbolt not sitting right or break in through the window. Getting a smart lock isn't going to fix the deadbolt not sitting right magically. If you're in an apartment, then it's on the landlord to fix it, not you. my last place had a keycode deadbolt and i really miss the convenience
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Stringent posted:do what? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LmdUz3rOQU
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probe yourself for posting anime plx
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Shifty Pony posted:Nextdoor got mentioned earlier which reminded me to ask : why the is Nextdoor so uniformly awful? because its NIMBY the app
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a million people shouting "casing" at strangers
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mystes posted:The only good thing is that it's a database of specific people rather than ai predicting that all minorities are criminals. that's assuming it can even pick up people with dark skin bike tory posted:Apple got their watch to market and sold a poo poo ton of them before news made it back to them that the heart rate monitor didn't work properly on people with dark skin. The worst part is that it was white people with tattoos who broke this news to them.
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:that's assuming it can even pick up people with dark skin surprised that apple would forget about dre during watch development
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one weird trick https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1073560738118156289 bosses hate this!
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:one weird trick
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:one weird trick i told one of my coworkers that i hadn't replied to her immediately on sunday because i wasn't replying to work emails on the weekends, and she hit the roof and angrily told me about my extreme privilege for a good three or four minutes and how her husband would never be allowed to do that. (of course she couldn't use herself as an example as we both worked for the same people) on the one hand yeah a lot of americans would be instantly fired for that on the other hand get hosed, no one should have to allow their workplace to inject itself into their time off, and donating your life to your boss out of guilt just lets them keep getting away with it Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Dec 14, 2018 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:one weird trick
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:one weird trick start your day with a four loko power hour
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iospace posted:Protip: people looking to break into your house are either going to exploit the deadbolt not sitting right or break in through the window. Getting a smart lock isn't going to fix the deadbolt not sitting right magically. If you're in an apartment, then it's on the landlord to fix it, not you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36VDnModdJc they will see your camera doorbell and then your scrawny rear end can taunt them from the safety of the local gym
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reason #42069 why you should never ever allow any sort of internet-connected monitoring device into your house, apartment, or unheated canadian anime hobo shack https://twitter.com/hypervisible/status/1073649771905204224 this cyberpunk dystopia sucks
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FMguru posted:reason #42069 why you should never ever allow any sort of internet-connected monitoring device into your house, apartment, or unheated canadian anime hobo shack
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mystes posted:I think if people actually try to sell devices that do this it will kill smart speakers pretty quickly. Amazon and google may not care a lot about privacy but they probably at least realize that being this blatant would be bad for their image. it doesn't matter
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where's the payout
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mystes posted:I think if people actually try to sell devices that do this it will kill smart speakers pretty quickly. Amazon and google may not care a lot about privacy but they probably at least realize that being this blatant would be bad for their image. Let me tell you about frogs in a pot
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the main naughtiliss is at 100%, much like the cache version, or so it said
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jeffery posted:where's the payout if it means google gets pennies from insurance companies they'll do it
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Sagebrush posted:Let me tell you about frogs in a pot frogs jump out
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mystes posted:I think if people actually try to sell devices that do this it will kill smart speakers pretty quickly. Amazon and google may not care a lot about privacy but they probably at least realize that being this blatant would be bad for their image. i think if (tech bubble company) does (outrageous thing) it will kill (tech bubble company) pretty quickly - an evergreen prediction that has been proven absolutely true hundreds of times in the last decade.
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Your submitted research paper, "Humans Determined To Be Dumber Than Frogs" has been rejected due to obviousness.
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mystes posted:I think if people actually try to sell devices that do this it will kill smart speakers pretty quickly. Amazon and google may not care a lot about privacy but they probably at least realize that being this blatant would be bad for their image. you won't care
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Captain Foo posted:it doesn't matter this
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"it would be bad for their image!," the poster said, as amazon has a 96% approval rating among liberals while ICE continues to set up their software gulags in AWS
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are there any stats released on what people use those speakers for, like i bet a solid 80% of it is just hey alexa play that latest episode of [game of thrones|the good place|great british bakeoff]
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yes 80% of Americans are famous for staring at speakers instead of televisions
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graph posted:"it would be bad for their image!," the poster said, as amazon has a 96% approval rating among liberals it does? Ive literally never met someone with liberal leaning politics that likes amazon, so Ill be pretty surprised if they do have a popular opinion among them
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:you won't care
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Jonny 290 posted:are there any stats released on what people use those speakers for, like i bet a solid 80% of it is just hey alexa play that latest episode of [game of thrones|the good place|great british bakeoff] if youre going to assert that most users are using a family of products that have no visual output to watch tv shows, Id like to point out that bird box is in fact coming to netflix
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this is a phenomenon that contributed to the death of kinect fwiw so sometimes it does happen also people hate stuff that makes sound without being commanded to also the frog boiling thing is a myth
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El_Elegante posted:if youre going to assert that most users are using a family of products that have no visual output to watch tv shows, Id like to point out that bird box is in fact coming to netflix alexa/google home actually does have the ability to play something on your tv so yeah, people probably are telling it to play game of thrones or whatever and I wouldn't be terribly surprised if that was one of the most common use cases
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alexa play despacito
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mystes posted:I don't have smart speakers, so admittedly I may not be representative, but I seriously think that Alexa saying "it sounds like you're sick" will be be crossing a line for most people. lol if you think they won't just hear that and order some dayquil
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My Linux Rig posted:it does? He's quoting a survey that asked people if they "trusted" or "approved" a vast array of companies and political groups, without having people qualify what they trusted it for. Most people answering were probably just going all "yeah they ship me my things when they say"
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fishmech posted:He's quoting a survey that asked people if they "trusted" or "approved" a vast array of companies and political groups, without having people qualify what they trusted it for. oh cool so it's pretty much like that "millennials love avocado toast" myths that fox news grandpas seem to love, where it's only true if your survey is vague enough
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fishmech posted:He's quoting a survey that asked people if they "trusted" or "approved" a vast array of companies and political groups, without having people qualify what they trusted it for. then most people are dumbasses yea im an elitist who answers phone surveys with "ugh" and "bah"
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