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brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

TotalLossBrain posted:

Kent State Gun Girl's descend to alt-right wank material has completed a lot sooner than expected.

https://twitter.com/KaitMarieox/status/1074035284868820992

Well, I don't mind this at all.

fake edit: two worthless snipes in a row. do i get a medal?

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Wow the slide to complete debasement is happening faster and harder than I expected.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Junk posted:

i guess catalina and vinaigrette are good salad dressing names for a stripper, but are there really any others?

Tahini is listed as a dressing on the wiki article, but that's way too ethnic for her.


... Miracle Whip?

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Junk posted:

i guess catalina and vinaigrette are good salad dressing names for a stripper, but are there really any others?

RAAAAAAAAANCH.

It's like Blanche from the Golden Girls, but more RANDY!

:fap:

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cthulu Carl posted:

Prediction: "Ranch Not-Married-Yet"

smh, its "Ranch Single", keep things monosyllabic

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:
Trumps base is basically 3 retarded american midwesterners and a bajillion reddit bots

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

TotalLossBrain posted:

Kent State Gun Girl's descend to alt-right wank material has completed a lot sooner than expected.

https://twitter.com/KaitMarieox/status/1074035284868820992

She wants to be that Russian red hed so freaking bad. Thirsty gun gal.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

Captain Gordon posted:

Trumps base is basically 3 retarded american Floridians and a bajillion reddit bots

The Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School Public Safety Commission released its report on school shooting safety and its four hundred pages are about as Florida as expected.

quote:

“It’s a hard truth, but there were kids who were shot and killed because they couldn’t get into the hard corners,” Gualtieri told the panel.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Junk posted:

i guess catalina and vinaigrette are good salad dressing names for a stripper, but are there really any others?

I’m a male stripper named Ballsamic

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1073946400625516544?s=19

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Trump's approval rating



lmao, at 694 days in office he is more popular than: Clinton, Reagan& Ford and slightly less popular than: Obama and Truman. He is currently gaining popularity

~20 is the number of Republicans that need to be flipped in the Senate to convict him(when not even all Democrats would vote to convict)

I find it extremely funny that America is clearly brain damaged from environmental lead exposure and people like to pretend that the problem is just not there and everything will work out fine.

I’ve honestly lost all respect and hope for America

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice

Fabulousity posted:

I just had a thinky thing: If Trump had just stayed the course and never tried this presidency thing he would be coasting off into the sunset peacefully with his malfeasance going completely unchecked. His retard children's buffoonery would be mitigated by whatever small semblance of wealth he'd leave them (lol not 400 million but enough). The earth would keep turning and no one would notice.

Instead America's first black president baited Trump's stupid rear end into running, he ran, he won through a lovely antiquated system that isn't necessary anymore, and now he's hosed. He hates being president because the job has actual responsibility, he is mentally and emotionally unable to handle the job, and him getting the job suddenly caused a shitload of scrutiny to land on him, his family, associates, and businesses will finally have to answer for their criminal practices. He wants to resign but can't, otherwise the judicial system will immediately drop the god damned hammer on his Cheeto colored rear end. The only thing keeping him out of prison this very moment is everyone standing around wondering, "Can an acting president go to jail?". Everyone who supports him are flying their freak flags thinking Tangerine McFuckboat has their backs but they get supremely owned over and over again. The whole thing is just such a beautiful own-goal it almost moves me to tears. From my penis. If he or none of his family end up in jail at the end of this I'll cry from my eyes.

lol Trump is president.

This is why I 100% believe the claim in Fire and Fury that Melania was bawling on election night and Jared and Ivanka were making GBS threads themselves.

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice

https://mobile.twitter.com/s8n/status/1074047555477139463

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Checkmate, libs. You can't argue with that logic.

https://twitter.com/JunkScience/status/1073757414770524162

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Addamere posted:

smh, its "Ranch Single", keep things monosyllabic

"Ranch Personality"

or

"Salad?? Decisions"

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Holy moly

Edit: beaten

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Catastrophe posted:

Checkmate, libs. You can't argue with that logic.

https://twitter.com/JunkScience/status/1073757414770524162

I don’t think I’ve seen a more hot take

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



TotalLossBrain posted:

Kent State Gun Girl's descend to alt-right wank material has completed a lot sooner than expected.

https://twitter.com/KaitMarieox/status/1074035284868820992

I don't get it, pictures of a gun on a plain beige background? :confused:

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


https://youtu.be/u7ASFcnxC_k

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
"my name is Best Foods, but east of The Rockies I go by Hellman's Mayonaise".

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

LordSloth posted:


“It’s a hard truth, but there were kids who were shot and killed because they couldn’t get into the hard corners,” Gualtieri told the panel. 


Uhhh... what is a hard corner? Do you have to dodge like neo from the matrix just to graduate from high school alivr?

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

LordSloth posted:

“It’s a hard truth, but there were kids who were shot and killed because they couldn’t get into the hard corners,” Gualtieri told the panel.

Those hockey pucks aren't just for self-defense, they're for practice as well.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Catastrophe posted:

Checkmate, libs. You can't argue with that logic.

https://twitter.com/JunkScience/status/1073757414770524162

That's a parody account, right? Somebody please reassure me that nobody is this retarded.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


How to survive a high school shooting: a guide for teenagers

1. Just think back to your army training.
2. Don't get shot, stupid.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

gret posted:

That's a parody account, right? Somebody please reassure me that nobody is this retarded.

even better. the guy was on trumps EPA transition team

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp
"These kids just couldnt do the simple math. Bullets + You = Dead." *shaking my head as I sign off on a routine after action report for florida county high*

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Big Beef City posted:

"Ranch Personality"

or

"Salad?? Decisions"

Russian Collusion

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



gret posted:

That's a parody account, right? Somebody please reassure me that nobody is this retarded.

Let's see

quote:

@FoxNews contributor

:lol:

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

@FoxNews still has not tweeted. :)

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

TotalLossBrain posted:

Kent State Gun Girl's descend to alt-right wank material has completed a lot sooner than expected.

https://twitter.com/KaitMarieox/status/1074035284868820992

Ramen hair and raw chicken thighs.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

hosed up that a politician wouldn't answer a very serious and pressing question about how he plans to launch a nuclear strike that only targets americans that own guns.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Catastrophe posted:

Ramen hair and raw chicken thighs.

I feel like there's plenty of things to criticize about the Kent State Gun Girl that don't require making gross comments about her looks?

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

Addamere posted:

I feel like there's plenty of things to criticize about the Kent State Gun Girl that don't require making gross comments about her looks?

I agree, but it really doesn’t help her outfit is the color of raw chicken.

edit: what girl? all I see is a gun in front of a beige wall, with some more beige.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Addamere posted:

I feel like there's plenty of things to criticize about the Kent State Gun Girl that don't require making gross comments about her looks?

I think it's fair game if her looks is what she's trying to sell herself on.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

loving :lol:

https://mobile.twitter.com/michellemalkin/status/1073747874440142848

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

TotalLossBrain posted:

Kent State Gun Girl's descend to alt-right wank material has completed a lot sooner than expected.

https://twitter.com/KaitMarieox/status/1074035284868820992

At least get someone who knows anything about photography to shoot you.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Megabound posted:

At least get someone who knows anything about photography to shoot you.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Addamere posted:

I feel like there's plenty of things to criticize about the Kent State Gun Girl that don't require making gross comments about her looks?

Nah, she's gross, let's get gross.

Are her thighs more like creamed corn or raw chicken? Hard to say. Perhaps the truth lies somewhere in the middle.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

A Fancy Hat posted:

"Oh gently caress guys shut off the lights, the President and his Chief of Staff are coming!" - Every Single McDonald's Manager

This made me LOL heartily, thanks for that. :mmmhmm:


This too.

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