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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Sweeper posted:

Hopkins is the best receiver in the NFL, dude catches everything near him

he's a fuckin magnet, I hope he's good to play next game because boy does most of our plans revolve around him and his magic ball skills

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Intruder posted:

lol the Jets are absolutely going to score a TD as time expires

Yes a pick 6 for the Texans

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Wow Jonathan Joseph is still around. Used to be a Ravens-killer.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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What is a larger sack of horseshit:

1) The joke holding on Claborne on an play that Hopkinks pushed off and was also uncatchable.
2) The ball that Hopkins caught for 8 yards that they called a first down.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

you can't throw the game away even if you want to Darnold

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
thank u texans for figuring out we need to cover the one good guy on the jets

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Great funslinging engaged.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/riversmccown/status/1074097657063317505

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

lol

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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3) Watt suplex's Sam into the ground and no call.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
lol you wasted the 2 minute warning.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

mcmagic posted:

3) Watt suplex's Sam into the ground and no call.

You're right, they should have counted the pick

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


well lol

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

mcmagic posted:

3) Watt suplex's Sam into the ground and no call.

yea you're right that pick shoulda counted for more than flex points

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
Maybe just dont loving chuck it down field as you are going down

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Intruder posted:

You're right, they should have counted the pick

You can't rough the passer after the whistle blows either.

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum

the game plan on that last drive was what, "throw the ball to Hopkins every play cause who says you can't"?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Athanatos posted:

Maybe just dont loving chuck it down field as you are going down

Sam is one of those pitching machines they modified for footballs and put in a jersey. It's real good when it works but it also knows nothing but "MUST THROW BALL"

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Elephanthead posted:

You can't rough the passer after the whistle blows either.

Watt can.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Rip

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Elephanthead posted:

You can't rough the passer after the whistle blows either.

:qq:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
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Not game yet, but close.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Man am I glad I don't care if the Jets win this game. This would be one of the all time horseshit loses.

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum
So go the Jets, I guess

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Silly Burrito posted:

Not game yet, but close.

Jet's gonna need a TD just to tie now, and then the PAT is :ohdear:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
that fuckin drone cam always makes me laugh

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

i know run down the clock and all but we can't actually run very well

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


PrinceRandom posted:

i know run down the clock and all but we can't actually run very well

We noticed

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

PrinceRandom posted:

i know run down the clock and all but we can't actually run very well

Why is Foreman inactive this week

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Let's go blocked kick you can do it jets.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Intruder posted:

Why is Foreman inactive this week

didn't he gently caress his leg up?

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Darnold looks like he was born with a football helmet on. Like it helped shape his skull and face

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

sexpig by night posted:

didn't he gently caress his leg up?

Tore his achilles last season, he's been cleared to return to team activities for like three weeks now and has been practicing

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Intruder posted:

Tore his achilles last season, he's been cleared to return to team activities for like three weeks now

Ah, well then I got no clue.

Also, nice field goal

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Texans cover! Texans cover! Praise baby jesus.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Intruder posted:

Why is Foreman inactive this week

:shrug: save him for the playoffs? That seems a little presumptuous if that's what they were thinking

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Here we go. :ohdear:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

PrinceRandom posted:

:shrug: save him for the playoffs? That seems a little presumptuous if that's what they were thinking

you're right and you're right I bet

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

PrinceRandom posted:

:shrug: save him for the playoffs? That seems a little presumptuous if that's what they were thinking

You'd think they'd want him to get at least a game or two under his belt if for no other reason than to sync up with the OL

Even if it's only ~10 touches a game

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
BONK

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