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Edgar Allen Ho posted:So how many calories are in rear end? depends on your technique and how well groomed the rear end in question is
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People who treat speed bumps like stop signs. It's especially annoying since my apartment complex makes you go over a few to get in and out. Your car's not going to explode if you go over the bump at 10mph! You don't need to crawl over it at 2mph! If you went a bit faster it'd actually be smoother since your suspension can do its job properly; you're not accomplishing anything by acting like you've never seen a speed bump before.  Meanwhile the actually dangerous part of driving through here, a sharp S-bend with poor visibility, doesn't have a speed bump anywhere near it, so people gleefully blow through it at 30mph(and panic if there's someone coming the opposite way, because it's narrow enough that everyone defaults to driving down the middle of it). It's only the straight sections with perfectly fine visiblity that get speed bumps.
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Dec 16, 2018 06:01
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Thursday Next posted:Here we go With the CICO then do you mean calories in/calories out or something? If yes that’s probaby why people are commenting. Most people just set a number of total calories (which will be higher) and not factor in burned calories because tracking that effectively is is voodoo. That number does seem absurdly low. But whatever works for you, works.
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Dec 16, 2018 09:57
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video game pet peeve: why is the jungle level always the longest, most tedious poo poo? why is it always the loving jungle level that's the most annoying thing ever?
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Dec 16, 2018 09:59
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Thursday Next posted:I have a metabolism that can cheerfully carry me along just fine with 250 calories a day. Metabolism isn't the number of calories it takes to make you fat, it's your body's energy usage. Life cannot be sustained if it's too high or too low. You are either 18 inches tall, full of poo poo, dead and typing as a ghost, part tree and running on light energy, or underestimating how many calories are in foods. I know you'll just disregard this as a BUT ACTUALLY post, but you aren't eating what you think you are.
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Dec 16, 2018 10:01
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Thursday Next posted:I have a metabolism that can cheerfully carry me along just fine with 250 calories a day. I’m still 30 pounds overweight, so get off my nuts about being unhealthily restrictive. Everyone’s body is different. Mine simply doesn’t like to burn calories. I’ve found a method that works after years of struggling. gently caress off.
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Dec 16, 2018 11:10
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Thursday Next posted:I have a metabolism that can cheerfully carry me along just fine with 250 calories a day. No you don't, lol.
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Dec 16, 2018 11:29
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It's a simple case of organs that are several times more efficient than has ever been recorded, every body is different.
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Dec 16, 2018 11:31
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Calories are obviously a social construct meant to keep women down, guys.
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Dec 16, 2018 12:14
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Aphrodite posted:If I get one more call from someone chewing loving carrots while they’re talking to me I’m firing them. Come on Santa, it's a stressful time of year for your team.
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Dec 16, 2018 12:53
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I was in the gym today when the fire alarm went off. I headed out to the muster point and stood around for about 15 minutes until the front desk guy came out and said some pillock had pushed the wrong button in the lift. After that I went back to the gym but I couldn't get back into it, so I went home disappointed and frustrated. Further, most of my family didn't even get in touch to wish me a happy birthday, but that is much less annoying than my gym time being spoiled.
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Dec 16, 2018 14:12
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Aphrodite posted:If I get one more call from someone chewing loving carrots while they’re talking to me I’m firing them. I feel like there's more of a story to this than you're sharing.
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Dec 16, 2018 16:48
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I ate too much and made myself feel sick. 
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Dec 16, 2018 19:08
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Sunswipe posted:I feel like there's more of a story to this than you're sharing. It’s probably only happened 3 or 4 times in the 5 years I’ve worked here but one of them was Friday. Nobody in my office seems to like sending emails for simple questions so they’re always calling instead.
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Dec 16, 2018 19:45
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Aphrodite posted:
That is my peeve. If it isn't urgent or personal, don't call, send a text or email. If it is personal, ideally, send a text or email just saying we should talk about X and asking when? Cold calls are for telemarketers and emergencies. Also, my recent watching of Riverdale has given me an anti-peeve. It's has been great to see gay kids having to deal with unsupportive or hateful parents. That's a great story that can and should be told and told again. But it's been told SOOOOO many drat times, especially in my Sexy Teen Dramas. Things aren't perfect but we have had a lot of LGBTQ representation recently and not every gay character has to have a plotline about how gay they are. Riverdale has a The One Gay Kid character who mentions coming out is hard when you're the Sheriff's son, so I was thinking "oohhhhhhhhhhh boy this plot again." But when we actually meet him and his gruff, manly, conservative Sheriff dad, the dad is totally cool with his sexuality. He gives 0 shits and has the exact same romance conversations he'd have with a straight son. I think that's also a really important thing to do with gay characters. (And other minority characters.) You can be the flamboyantly gay kid and still be normal as hell otherwise. I also dig how even though he is pretty stereotypical he also shows up and does things that aren't sooooooo gaaaaay~~~~~, like he's in sports, not theatre. Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 20:04 on Dec 16, 2018 |
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Dec 16, 2018 19:52
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Wheat Loaf posted:I was in the gym today when the fire alarm went off. I headed out to the muster point and stood around for about 15 minutes until the front desk guy came out and said some pillock had pushed the wrong button in the lift. After that I went back to the gym but I couldn't get back into it, so I went home disappointed and frustrated. Happy escape the uterus day! Peeve: people who complain that pet adoption prices are too high so we're clearly making a profit on a $200 puppy. Bitch, that pup came to us half dead and needed surgery, and most animals we intake need medical care, and we do not get paid turning our homes into foster homes! These are animals, not humans, the gov doesn't pay us to take them in!
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Dec 16, 2018 20:01
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Adjustable nylon straps with squeezy-clicky plastic buckles. Since having a baby, they've ramped up their presence in my life inexorably. I've gotten much better with them than I used to be, but gently caress if they're not the worst thing I handle on a daily basis. And every loving product designer thinks they've cracked it and made the simplest T-buckle for car seat or stroller, but it's just another loving mousetrap that tangles my ligaments. And then don't even get me started on the different ways "one-handed collapsible!" products try to work their blatant lie. "No biggie, just use a foot to push down here and then pull the lock! Oh, that didn't do anything? LOL"
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Dec 16, 2018 20:13
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Cowslips Warren posted:Peeve: people who complain that pet adoption prices are too high so we're clearly making a profit on a $200 puppy. Bitch, that pup came to us half dead and needed surgery, and most animals we intake need medical care, and we do not get paid turning our homes into foster homes! These are animals, not humans, the gov doesn't pay us to take them in! Yessss strongly agree. I can't tell you how many times people have refused to pay $250 for a puppy with all it's shots, registration, chip, and complimentary leash and puppy chow. How cheap do you thing it is to take care of a dog anyway??? And then of course they stick their nose up at adopting a 1-year-old for $50 because it's not as cute. Edgar Allen Ho posted:Also, my recent watching of Riverdale has given me an anti-peeve. I know I'm not the target demographic, but Riverdale and Sabrina have both been refreshing in their depiction of gay and transgender youth. It makes me think the kids'll be alright 
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teenytinymouse posted:If you're not using a food scale and weighing everything you eat in weight not volume there's v little chance you're actually eating 600-800 kcal a day and if you only have 30lb to lose trying to do it in 15 weeks is stupid. 2lb a week is for the obese. I was obese I do have a food scale I have lost 40lbs in 9 months this way, 30 to go Thanks for proving my point I guess?
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Dec 17, 2018 00:11
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yeah I eat rear end posted:it's finally clear now, I couldn't believe anyone would say they like my posts, it's just absurd. The YTM thing confused me, but now I remember you are a poster and they must have mistaken me for you. Oooops. Yeah I like YTM! I like you too forums poster yeah I eat rear end. I pretty much like most of the posters on this dead gay forum. 
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Dec 17, 2018 00:13
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Thursday Next posted:I was obese I'm sorry but you're not magic. Also sorry I was drunk when I posted that but I'm still not wrong.
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Dec 17, 2018 00:21
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Crimpolioni posted:No you don't, lol. I didn’t say I’m eating that little. That’s silly. I’m eating 800 calories a day and losing 1-2 lbs per week. But being able to eat less than folks around me is a silly little hidden superpower and it makes me giggle. I want that extra food, but it’s not for me. So I find humor in imagining funny situations - like one apple left - where my mega metabolism would be a help instead of a fatty hindrance. Sorry I offended a bunch of internet folks. Again, I’m eating 800 kcal / day, losing 1-2 lbs per week, have lower bp than I’ve had in years, and can bike 30+ miles again. I don’t understand why I get poo poo on by tens of people when I bring this up, but that’s why I’ve stopped doing so irl. The number of calories you think I should eat is not working for my old rear end. This thread and the 6 posters who fell over each other to prove me wrong are why it’s a pet peeve I guess. I’m going to keep losing weight at a healthy rate while some folks get apoplectic about a giggle I get. Why are people so angry about a former-fatty getting healthy?
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teenytinymouse posted:I'm sorry but you're not magic. Please explain to me what is “magic” about eating less and exercising more to lose 1-2 lbs per week Edit: I am also not miserable, since when is eating a couple of chicken breasts per day instead of two big rear end sandwiches considered miserable Aaarggh this is why I should not have posted, getting dogpiled for losing weight is worse than getting dogpiled for being fat. Maybe this... this is thin privilege Thursday Next has a new favorite as of 00:25 on Dec 17, 2018 |
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Dec 17, 2018 00:22
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Thursday Next posted:Please explain to me what is “magic” about eating less and exercising more to lose 1-2 lbs per week You don't have a total daily energy need of 850kcal a day. If you do actually eat 600kcal and have been losing at that rate, which is more like 1lb a month? A toddler needs more than that to live. People are telling you the truth. Unless you are magic.
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Dec 17, 2018 00:26
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Thursday Next posted:I don’t understand why I get poo poo on by tens of people when I bring this up, but that’s why I’ve stopped doing so irl. Because a human body that can run as efficiently as yours supposedly does is impossible. By a lot. Does anyone else remember that weight loss thread from around 10 years ago where someone was frustrated that they weren't losing weight while eating 1000 calories a day, then later on down the thread was all VODKA HAS CALORIES!? because it turned out they were drinking ~1600 calories worth of vodka most nights?
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Dec 17, 2018 00:33
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teenytinymouse posted:You don't have a total daily energy need of 850kcal a day. If you do actually eat 600kcal and have been losing at that rate, which is more like 1lb a month? A toddler needs more than that to live. People are telling you the truth. Unless you are magic. Okay, you’re all right and I’m eating way more than the kitchen scale says I am. I didn’t claim to be magic, so if me saying “oh man you’re right I forgot about all them twinkies” gets everyone here happy then here you go Oh man! You’re right! I forgot to add in the twinkies! I think you’re trying to help, as opposed to cut me down, but it’s pretty silly, no? If I’m secret eating 1400 a day and somehow not counting right, I’m still losing my 1-2 a week and feeling great and seeing energy levels I haven’t for years. If you and all the other posters need to believe I’m completely wrong that’s... fine I guess? Meanwhile I’m gonna nope out of the pet peeve thread, since, as stated, getting poo poo for losing weight (“you aren’t magic / you don’t have magic organs lol”) is really weird and bad. I’m gonna keep doing what’s working in a healthy way.
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If you aren't just lying for attention, the simplest explanation is sleep-eating.
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Dec 17, 2018 00:39
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:Because a human body that can run as efficiently as yours supposedly does is impossible. By a lot. That's how Matthew Mcconngehaeeyy lost weight. He said he ate boiled chicken breast, broccoli, and then all the red wine he wanted before bed.
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Dec 17, 2018 00:50
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Dec 17, 2018 00:59
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If you're making an AIDS movie you have to look miserable
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Dec 17, 2018 01:03
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My peeve is what my own body does when I am asleep. As an experiment I have been sleeping with my hands zip tied together and I woke up less sore and less often. I feel weird typing that out because it is weird. Get your poo poo together, body.
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Dec 17, 2018 02:40
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Peeve: people who have managed to lose weight for three weeks being like “SEE, all I have to do to not be fat is follow my nonsense diet and ignore everyone who has lost weight and maintained it!! My special body has the same caloric needs as that of a 12-pound cat! It is absolutely impossible that I eat more than 600 calories or that my runs don’t burn 800 a session!” And also peeve two is idfk whether that last post is true or not, because it seems gimmicky and laughable but also like it might work
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Dec 17, 2018 02:54
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Profiles on Tinder where they try way too hard to be funny/quirky.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Peeve: people who have managed to lose weight for three weeks being like “SEE, all I have to do to not be fat is follow my nonsense diet and ignore everyone who has lost weight and maintained it!! My special body has the same caloric needs as that of a 12-pound cat! It is absolutely impossible that I eat more than 600 calories or that my runs don’t burn 800 a session!” I posted on the my fitness Pal forums for a bit and many many many people do this exact thing. My mum does it as well but it's "I eat 1000kcal a day and can't lose weight!!!" When she doesn't actually count, weigh anything or remember that peanut M&Ms also have calories. With the amount of diet-misinformation out there it's hard to be mad at someone for believing some dumb poo poo but it's frustrating as hell.
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Midig posted:Profiles on Tinder where they try way too hard to be funny/quirky. People in real life and everywhere else, who try way too hard to be funny/quirky/lolrandom, in lieu of showing their actual personality.
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Dec 17, 2018 07:55
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Pet peeve: people arguing about dieting and losing weight
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Andrast posted:Pet peeve: people arguing about dieting and losing weight Getting an early start on New Year, New Me!
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KozmoNaut posted:People in real life and everywhere else, who try way too hard to be funny/quirky/lolrandom, in lieu of showing their actual personality. But what if
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Midig posted:Profiles on Tinder where they try way too hard to be funny/quirky. Also, profiles on Tinder where they have multiple people in all their pics so it's not actually clear who I'm swiping on. I don't want to have to search through all pics looking for the only person in all of them.
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