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Brayds2006: Aug 21, 2011

From Rinehart With Love

# ? Dec 17, 2018 03:35

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 13:30

Trapezium Dave: Oct 22, 2012

The Man with the Hurley Cap
Never Say Canberra Bubble Again

# ? Dec 17, 2018 03:38

Senor Tron: May 26, 2006

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

"I pull you close, run my strong hands down your back, softly kiss your neck and whisper "G'day Mate""

This is either the best or worst thing I have seen this year.

# ? Dec 17, 2018 03:39

Steve Holt!: Aug 28, 2006; STEVE HOLT!; College Slice

So did the government announce the budget surplus to try to bury this story or did New Idea publish this story to try to bury the budget surplus news? Or is the timing just a coincidence?

# ? Dec 17, 2018 03:41

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

Debate & Discussion � AUSPOL DEC-APR: softly kiss your neck and whisper "G'day Mate"

Please mods... please.

# ? Dec 17, 2018 03:42

I, Butthole: Jun 30, 2007; Begin the operations of the gas chambers, gas schools, gas universities, gas libraries, gas museums, gas dance halls, and gas threads, etcetera.
I DEMAND IT

Gdaymateye

# ? Dec 17, 2018 03:43

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

# ? Dec 17, 2018 03:45

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

hooman posted:

Debate & Discussion � AUSPOL DEC-APR: softly kiss your neck and whisper "G'day Mate"

Please mods... please.

Abra Kadabra

# ? Dec 17, 2018 03:48

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

Synthbuttrange posted:

Lmao.

University of Wollongong will hold the Western Civilization degree. Good job. money well spent.

Asked what he thought of Western Civilization, Mr Gandhi replied �I think it would be a good idea to study at the University of Wollongong.�

# ? Dec 17, 2018 03:48

Trapezium Dave: Oct 22, 2012

Steve Holt! posted:

So did the government announce the budget surplus to try to bury this story or did New Idea publish this story to try to bury the budget surplus news? Or is the timing just a coincidence?

It's far more likely an attempt to drown out the Labor conference.

# ? Dec 17, 2018 03:48

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/DukeLathem/status/1074463263138623488

# ? Dec 17, 2018 03:55

clusterfuck: Feb 6, 2004

late but:

Quantum of Spill
Spillfinger
Die Another Newspoll
Coal Never Dies
Diamonds are Coal
On Barnabys Secret Staffer
Octostaffer

# ? Dec 17, 2018 03:55

Jonah Galtberg: Feb 11, 2009

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

IM DELETING YOU, MINISTER!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete�.. ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete�. ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete�. ███████████] 99% complete�.. 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Ministers are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Minister!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Ministers 👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you�re squishy☁️💦 5 back: you�re James Bond�s Kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Minister 😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

# ? Dec 17, 2018 03:57

clusterfuck: Feb 6, 2004

The Spy Who Wasn't Pleasant To Be Around.

# ? Dec 17, 2018 04:03

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

clusterfuck posted:

late but:

Quantum of Spill
Spillfinger
Die Another Newspoll
Coal Never Dies
Diamonds are Coal
On Barnabys Secret Staffer
Octostaffer

Clearly Scomopussy is the best Bond film.

# ? Dec 17, 2018 04:15

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

If you�ve got scomopussy you need to see a god damned gynaecologist

# ? Dec 17, 2018 04:19

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

Solemn Sloth posted:

If you�ve got scomopussy you need to see a god damned gynaecologist

Fair shake of the douche bottle.

# ? Dec 17, 2018 04:23

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Steve Holt! posted:

So did the government announce the budget surplus to try to bury this story or did New Idea publish this story to try to bury the budget surplus news? Or is the timing just a coincidence?

No timing is a coincidence anymore.

# ? Dec 17, 2018 04:24

aejix: Sep 18, 2007; It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim; Pillbug

Anidav posted:

Akubra Kadabra

Fixed

# ? Dec 17, 2018 04:25

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

JBP posted:

You Only Spill Twice

# ? Dec 17, 2018 04:26

bell jar: Feb 25, 2009

G'daymateye

# ? Dec 17, 2018 04:27

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

How did no one do A View To A Spill

# ? Dec 17, 2018 04:44

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

bell jar posted:

I dunno m8, i bet he's spilled plenty of times.

# ? Dec 17, 2018 04:59

Senor Tron: May 26, 2006

https://twitter.com/adambailey27/status/1074516369100570624

# ? Dec 17, 2018 05:08

Resident Idiot: May 11, 2007; Maxine13; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/auspolwatch/status/1074511962078437377?s=19

# ? Dec 17, 2018 05:11

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

these are actually the most erotic things an australian has ever said

# ? Dec 17, 2018 05:26

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Spillfinger

or Sugarfinger?

# ? Dec 17, 2018 05:27

Lizard Combatant: Sep 29, 2010; I have some notes.

James Bond is
The man with the Holden, hun.

# ? Dec 17, 2018 05:29

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

hooman posted:

Debate & Discussion � AUSPOL DEC-APR: softly kiss your neck and whisper "G'day Mate"

Please mods... please.

Thank you mods. You do us more of a service than we deserve.

# ? Dec 17, 2018 05:30

Lizard Combatant: Sep 29, 2010; I have some notes.

On Her Mallee MP's Secret Service

# ? Dec 17, 2018 05:32

The Before Times: Mar 8, 2014; Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

# ? Dec 17, 2018 06:07

GoldStandardConure: Jun 11, 2010; I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow; Pillbug

Lizard Combatant posted:

James Bond is
The man with the Holden, hun.

# ? Dec 17, 2018 06:10

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

The Living G'Daylights

# ? Dec 17, 2018 06:12

Lizard Combatant: Sep 29, 2010; I have some notes.

JBP posted:

The Living G'Daylights

loving hell

# ? Dec 17, 2018 06:16

Comstar: Apr 20, 2007; Are you happy now?

So the AFP investigation is to whether he spent tax payers money on funding the life style of a suger babe right? That�s what her job is and someone was paying for it.

I have full confidence in the AFP.

To find the LNP minister did nothing wrong. That�s all they seem to do.

# ? Dec 17, 2018 06:16

JBP: Feb 16, 2017; You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

What on earth is the AFP thing other than hitting the panic button? Would they even bother getting involved? I don't understand what he is accusing her of as far as criminality goes.

# ? Dec 17, 2018 06:20