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snack eater posted:It still makes me angry that they can't tell the story without also telling us how much they laughed It's like the written version of a laugh track. How else are you meant to know it's funny?
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I’m pretty skeptical of anything where a person was DEFINITELY on drugs but the drug isn’t named and also doesn’t seem like any real drug.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I’m pretty skeptical of anything where a person was DEFINITELY on drugs but the drug isn’t named and also doesn’t seem like any real drug. I remember having to explain to my mom the book Go Ask Alice was fake.
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snack eater posted:another ignorant person gets pwned I sorta believe that one has happened at least once. There's probably Muslim families in Wales that have lived there since before Pakistan was split off of India, you go to the local school, they might have a big push to learn Welsh as a counter to those colonialist English bastards and you can understand why that might appeal to people from India/Pakistan.
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snack eater posted:another ignorant person gets pwned Image that didn't happen
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:Here's another parody of that which gets me every time
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https://www.boredpanda.com/neighbor-letter-remove-dragon-display-diana-rowland/ 
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I'm the "your neighbours" instead of "us".
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:I'm the "your neighbours" instead of "us". I've seen plenty of petty old white people refer to themselves more nebulously like that because it makes them feel like they're speaking for everyone, and are therefore more right. I still don't think it happened but that part I'd actually believe
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I also choose landscape printing for all of my passive-aggressive letters to my neighbors.
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At least she actually added more dragons, unlike the "relentlessly gay" jar lady who raised $40,000 and vanished.
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The next stage is relentlessly gay Christmas dragons.
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Danaru posted:I've seen plenty of petty old white people refer to themselves more nebulously like that because it makes them feel like they're speaking for everyone, and are therefore more right. I still don't think it happened but that part I'd actually believe That's a technique that abusive people use; it's called triangulation. It's pretty likely that if it's real whoever wrote the note didn't even talk to anybody else. Personally I'm going to say that note is pretty likely real; you have no idea how insane evangelicals are about that sort of thing. If it's true it was probably written by a hardcore evangelical that's actively looking for the devil's influence in just kind of, you know, everything. Hence "well your neighbors might think you're in a cult!" It's a coded, weasel wordy way to say "I think you're a Satanist because you put dragons on your lawn so take them down and quit worshiping the devil." I'd also guess there's an HOA involved of that it's specifically written to be all "well you see I wasn't mean about and didn't make any accusations, so..." Sorry but I grew up around the kind of people who do that sort of thing and it's entirely "we've decided you're a Satanist and you have to stop or leave."
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ToxicSlurpee posted:That's a technique that abusive people use; it's called triangulation. It's pretty likely that if it's real whoever wrote the note didn't even talk to anybody else. Those who unironically love Chick Tracks. Tracts? Yes, I am related to a few. UFOs and ghosts and poo poo are real, but they all demons. All of them. Tired all the time? Demon of sloth is attached to you. Got a cold? Demon of sickness.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I'd also guess there's an HOA involved I doubt it if there's no passive-aggressive notice from the HOA, they love to tell you exactly which arbitrary bylaws you're violating.
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Tracts.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:That's a technique that abusive people use; it's called triangulation. It's pretty likely that if it's real whoever wrote the note didn't even talk to anybody else. Yeah, I know this isn't the "Debate About Whether This poo poo Happened" thread, but that one I wouldn't be surprised to find out was real, at least.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I doubt it if there's no passive-aggressive notice from the HOA, they love to tell you exactly which arbitrary bylaws you're violating. Our HOA will plant a loving sign in your yard with a wooden stake if your grass is too high.
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Several racial slurs were hurled in my direction before a mop was unceremoniously thrust in my hand and I was instructed to "make the shitter as clean as freshly bleached teeth." As I tried to calmly explain the mistake, I suffered the back of the store manager's hand causing me tumbling to the floor, my glasses falling, one lens cracking on the unforgiving tile. A child pointed at me and said, "Look, mum! It's a poor!" The woman gasped and told the young man to avert his gaze, shielding his eyes with her hand and shufflled him out the door. I felt a hand on my shoulder, shuddering at the contact. A gorgeous woman, an angel made flesh helped me to my feet. Our eyes met and I attempted to stammer a thank you, but our tongues soon clashed and we are to be wed come the spring. Also, she likes it up the butt.
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I could write a couple sentences about why this is bullshit, but it's easier to just say gently caress this rear end in a top hat.
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Twitch posted:I could write a couple sentences about why this is bullshit, but it's easier to just say gently caress this rear end in a top hat. Does anyone remember the Rocko's Modern Life episode where Rocko goes to the movie theater and the staff uniform is the same as his shirt, so a woman tries to get him to throw someone out of the theater?
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Jurgan posted:Does anyone remember the Rocko's Modern Life episode where Rocko goes to the movie theater and the staff uniform is the same as his shirt, so a woman tries to get him to throw someone out of the theater? poo poo, I'd do it.
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Jurgan posted:Does anyone remember the Rocko's Modern Life episode where Rocko goes to the movie theater and the staff uniform is the same as his shirt, so a woman tries to get him to throw someone out of the theater? Speedway has the same uniform colors as Walmart, blue shirt and khaki pants. I once had a woman scoff at me when she asked me where something was and didn't like my answer. She apologized profusely when I turned to look at her and she saw my shirt said Speedway because my life isn't some stdh nightmare.
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About twice a month I get mistaken for an employee at the comic book store when I am picking up my weeklies. I help the person out and tell them they can finish up at the register.
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Yeah I think almost everyone has experienced the whole "oh sorry I thought you worked here" thing, it happens to me in Wal-Mart when I'm wearing navy scrubs. It isn't even the right color! But yeah lol if anyone would believe Target would have somebody start working on the spot without the massive amount of paperwork involved in becoming an employee at any major corporation. I'd say it's a joke but it's not really funny either. Working retail this time of year sucks rear end
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Twitch posted:I could write a couple sentences about why this is bullshit, but it's easier to just say gently caress this rear end in a top hat. Not just an rear end in a top hat but a scab too.
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Also, you aren't scanning poo poo without at least an employee id number to login, and more if you're at an actual register.
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Twitch posted:Also, you aren't scanning poo poo without at least an employee id number to login, and more if you're at an actual register. If you read the Twitter thread (don't) he also got an employee discount on NBA 2k18
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I worked at Target for about a year when I was in college. I have not worn red polos or khakis since.Twitch posted:Also, you aren't scanning poo poo without at least an employee id number to login, and more if you're at an actual register. Yup. There's a million reasons why this douchebag's story is STDH, but this right here is at the top of the list.
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omnibobb posted:About twice a month I get mistaken for an employee at the comic book store when I am picking up my weeklies. I help the person out and tell them they can finish up at the register. shave your neckbeard
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:I worked at Target for about a year when I was in college. I have not worn red polos or khakis since.
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Brother Entropy posted:shave your neckbeard Double this if you're a girl.
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Brother Entropy posted:shave your neckbeard My beard stops at the neck, thank you very much.
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That would be a cute joke on it's own. Don't try to make it something it's not.
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There's so much to unpack there. Why is one section whited out? What do the words in the parenthesis mean, and why are they crossed out? Why would anyone believe that a test would include making your own meme?
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