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Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


What's the suggestion, that she blackmailed him?

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WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Maybe he tried to go for wiretap charges for sharing personal communication?

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
Strong game to suck so bad at cheating on your wife that you call the police

https://twitter.com/susanamet/status/1074553307526385665

The Peccadillo fucked around with this message at 10:45 on Dec 17, 2018

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Hello police I hired a prostitute but turns out it was some kind of scam with no sex please help.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
Royal commission when?

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Every new detail in this story is a delight

https://twitter.com/evanwilliams/status/1074534082204205056?s=21

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

This man is extraordinary

TheMightyHandful
Dec 8, 2008


Wonder if van bad bad has been tweeting about how this is such a good policy?
E: nope of course

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Brown Paper Bag posted:

Every new detail in this story is a delight

The mind boggles, I wonder if he gets to a second reading in the bedroom, that performance suggests not.

Anidav posted:

Atleast I believe in things rather than dwell on cyberspace hoping to meet my KPI for dreams crushed, Tolradi.

A rarely seen :iceburn: with a strawman nerdzinger swiftly segueing into haughty managerzinger. That's a difficulty of 8.7 but the judges were left confused and it averaged out to 5, a disappointing result.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

Oh my god

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
Why was she called to ask two questions in a row?

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
Imagine being this insecure.

Do you think these men would even be in politics if they weren't so fragile, yet inept at actually doing things?

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.
The ego this guy has, holy poo poo.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
King's Indian Gauntlet of Defense or whatever right here

https://twitter.com/michaelkoziol/status/1074521734244556801

Smart and good poo poo if you could think about it with your puny brains, correctly

The Peccadillo fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Dec 17, 2018

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

ewe2 posted:

The mind boggles, I wonder if he gets to a second reading in the bedroom, that performance suggests not.


A rarely seen :iceburn: with a strawman nerdzinger swiftly segueing into haughty managerzinger. That's a difficulty of 8.7 but the judges were left confused and it averaged out to 5, a disappointing result.

I was merely emulating Bill Shorten after an espresso martini.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]




there's about a 99% chance that this one is fake

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

How is this a real country?

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



naeka posted:

How is this a real country?

Australia isn't real

it's humanities final collective fever dream before global warming claims us

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

tithin posted:

Australia isn't real

it's humanities final collective fever dream before global warming claims us

That's a relief i keep wondering everytime i turn the news on if i ever came down from a real big acid trip 5 years ago

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoJ5WRXXW6g

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

shaking my god drat head

if only mallee had gone Greens last election, then we could've had a sex pest with good policies

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Knobb Manwich posted:

shaking my god drat head

if only mallee had gone Greens last election, then we could've had a sex pest with good policies

I’ll support your candidacy this time

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

thank you, all i ask is for a chance

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

Knobb Manwich posted:

thank you, all i ask is for a chance

At the seat or a staffer tho

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015



The spirit of the Red Rooter lives on

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

So this guy only became a politician to fulfill some sexual fantasy right?

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

fiery_valkyrie posted:

So this guy only became a politician to fulfill some sexual fantasy right?

Seems like it, he ripped whole hog into the gays, which was pretty weird and horny

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
"I pull you close, run my strong hands down your back, softly kiss your neck and whisper 'I'm Gay'."

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

snoremac posted:

Is this what we'll get from a Labor government - a culture of abuse and jeering disrespect for authority? 

Lol at Bolt being such a dweeby fascist that he thinks jeering disrespect for authority is a bad thing.

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Now there’s more...

https://twitter.com/damonheraldsun/status/1074620201558134784?s=21

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Australia usually believes the Nats are the party of the bush well I mean they are; just not the kind of bush we originally thought.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

Wait, the Murdoch press is going for him now??! Do they want an early election now?

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Comstar posted:

Wait, the Murdoch press is going for him now??! Do they want an early election now?

They wanted the potato to win the spill

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

Don Dongington posted:

At the seat or a staffer tho

first one, then the other

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
The Morrison government is facing a growing scandal over former assistant minister Andrew Broad, amid revelations he used taxpayer funds for part of his travel to Hong Kong to meet a "sugar baby" he then asked the police to investigate.

Mr Broad flew at taxpayer expense on the domestic leg of the journey in early September to meet the "blonde beauty" who used the online alias "Sweet Sophia Rose" on a website to connect young women with wealthier older men.

The Nationals really want a fair succ of the sauce bottle

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



https://twitter.com/macaulaybalkan/status/1074462863106879488?s=19

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

Anidav posted:

Australia usually believes the Nats are the party of the bush well I mean they are; just not the kind of bush we originally thought.

:golfclap:

This almost makes up for the past month of ALP shilling anidav.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I'm not a, shill. I'm just a guy who used to work for a polling company then went to work in the darkest bowels of political opinions and also became moderator of this thread so any shred of light in this dark landscape is what I crave endlessly.

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again


Jesus christ.

See, this stuff right here is why I'm so hungry for a change of government so all these fuckos get a big cream pie thrown at the face like the clowns they are.

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