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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Lol, I missed this but of Erikson news. He literally wrote "what to do about Job offer from FSB"

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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Lol loving owned!

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Hillary Clinton is the biggest self-own honey pot ever.

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.
i like happy

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Cohen will, most likely, not die in prison.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Volcott posted:

Cohen will, most likely, not die in prison.

this is the thread for good things friend

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Yinlock posted:

this is the thread for good things friend

It's still a possibility, but temper your expectations.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Volcott posted:

It's still a possibility, but temper your expectations.

again this is the happy thread

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Yinlock posted:

again this is the happy thread
Take heart in this:

See this? Doesn't it make you immediately laugh like a goofball? Like straight-up this one :cawg: smilie.

This fucker dared to try and throw shade at Hillary about ending up in jail, all the while he was sitting on... well, pretty much all of Trump's poo poo (and Trump has a big ol' pile of that).

Speaking of the Orange in Chief, while people have a lot of opinions on Pelosi, she basically loving hit a grand slam recently with this:

"Nancy Pelosi posted:

“It’s like a manhood thing for him,” she said of the wall, according to an aide who was present. “As if manhood could ever be associated with him. This wall thing.”

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
On the other hand she also referred to a pissing match as a "tinkle contest" so you know six of one.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Cohen also cried during his sentencing, which is the big pathetic coward move. You don't get to spend years committing crimes and threatening people's lives and reputations for money and then start crying because you got 3 years in a white collar prison for it.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

chitoryu12 posted:

Cohen also cried during his sentencing, which is the big pathetic coward move. You don't get to spend years committing crimes and threatening people's lives and reputations for money and then start crying because you got 3 years in a white collar prison for it.

Eh, it's got to be pretty tough to come to grips with the fact that you've actually been doing bad things and it has caught up with you. Imagine spilling the beans on the motherfucking president of the USA. It would make anyone emotional.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


He sounded like he was one of the kings in LOTR who was betrayed by Sauron lol

Cohen himself posted:

"It was my own weakness and a blind loyalty to this man that led me to choose a path of darkness over light."


A Spider Covets has issued a correction as of 15:54 on Dec 13, 2018

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Cohen was bad, but did good at the end and will now pay his dues to society.

I remember when this all came out I thought the worst that would happen is he’d get disbarred. Holy loving poo poo this went in a direction I did not expect. Whatever sorry poo poo Stormy Daniels and her lawyer get into over the coming years, there should be a statue commemorating their service to the Republic. Maybe even name some streets after them.

Ayin
Jan 6, 2010

Have a great day.
hey, did no one post this here? here's the sentencing of Car Nazi! :toot:

https://www.npr.org/2018/12/11/675682912/charlottesville-jury-recommends-419-years-plus-life-for-neo-nazi-who-killed-prot

quote:

The 21-year-old avowed neo-Nazi who murdered a woman when he plowed his car into a crowd of counterprotesters last year at a white nationalist rally in Charlottesville, Va., will likely spend the rest of his life in prison.

A jury in Charlottesville said Tuesday that James Alex Fields Jr. should be sentenced to life plus 419 years in prison and $480,000 in fines, for killing Heather Heyer and seriously injuring 35 others.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Volcott posted:

It's still a possibility, but temper your expectations.

Man I'm glad we have you to take all those "Cohen will die in prison" people to task.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Paint that car General Sherman and mow down Nazis constantly.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/EyesOnTheRight/status/1069340178312036353

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

:perfect:

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
hell Yeah my city

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


America,

Do more of this. You're freaking the rest of us out rn.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

I guess Bannondorf is too old to be called a failson

TL;DR - some Florida republicans tried to do a $1000 dollar fundraiser with Bannon as the special guest and they are now having to give tickets away because nobody wants to go

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Nebakenezzer posted:

I guess Bannondorf is too old to be called a failson

TL;DR - some Florida republicans tried to do a $1000 dollar fundraiser with Bannon as the special guest and they are now having to give tickets away because nobody wants to go

Shouldn't they have known this when seven loving people showed up with folding chairs to hear him speak FOR FREE at a Holiday Inn two months ago?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Shouldn't they have known this when seven loving people showed up with folding chairs to hear him speak FOR FREE at a Holiday Inn two months ago?

Turns out making up stories about the black president stops making money when there's no more black president

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
Who rode the fame rollercoaster down into shitsville oblivion faster and harder? Banon or Milo?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Grape posted:

Who rode the fame rollercoaster down into shitsville oblivion faster and harder? Banon or Milo?

Bannon is loaded and Milo is literally millions of dollars in debt so I'm gonna go with Milo

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Spoeank posted:

Milo is literally millions of dollars in debt

I already knew this, but I'm just isolating it and basking in it.

mmmmmmmmmm

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Bannon fell from higher though. Milo wasn't the campaign manager to the president and top advisor in the white house before falling down to the groupon and folding chair grift circuit lmao

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Shouldn't they have known this when seven loving people showed up with folding chairs to hear him speak FOR FREE at a Holiday Inn two months ago?

I guess they thought the “bring your own chair to the Holiday Inn” crowd was different enough from the “$1000/plate” crowd that it was worth trying again.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

ikanreed posted:

Turns out making up stories about the black president stops making money when there's no more black president

Ah so it's kinda like how the NRA is going broke now that a republican is president?

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

crazy cloud posted:

Bannon fell from higher though. Milo wasn't the campaign manager to the president and top advisor in the white house before falling down to the groupon and folding chair grift circuit lmao

This is true, I still remember him appearing on the sad, failing Time magazine cover as "the maestro"

Milo was on the verge of breaking into the MSM social circle when he hosed it all up. In contrast, the hobo of the king was honored by the MSM long after trump got to say "you're fired", and laughed, and then said "I'm really good at this president stuff" and then he noticed it was three-thirty and watched CNN while drinking a coke

This is a slot article from this time last year asking the very reasonable question of why even the horsefucking MSM still feels the need to entertain this shunned racist uncle cubed

quote:

It’s telling, too, that the most compelling quotes from Sherman’s profile on Steve Bannon come from other people. One Republican operative characterizes Bannon’s political moves as the instinctive reflection of his own bottled-up rage issues, which makes a lot of sense within the context of the Trumpist movement he’s helped build—a movement that’s less about economic populism than it is about loving things up and infuriating the libs.

Stuart Stevens, a veteran of five Republican presidential campaigns, told me that Bannon is “an odd, strangely repulsive figure who is trying to use the political process to work through personal issues of anger and frustration.” He added, “like many people in their first campaign, he confused his candidate winning with the fantasy voters supported him.”

A prominent Republican described Bannon’s crusade as a vanity exercise doomed to fail. “I think there was a lot of rage when he was in the White House,” the Republican said. “Steve had to subsume his ego to Donald, who Steve thinks is dumb and crazy. With Steve, it’s not about building new things—it’s about destroying the old. I’m not sure he knows what he wants.”

Unlike Ted Cruz, Bannon knows how to flatter access journalists and others in mixed [IE richer white men and women] company - but the height of his acumen was saying "campaign on issues people care about, racist issues" to the Trump campaign - so really he managed to demonstate more political acumen than the Hillary Clinton campaign, which is like - bragging you made a baby cry? It's something that anybody with any sort of self worth would never brag about. And so he got this person, Trump, into the White house, and he despises him because even with Bannon's zealot reasoning that literally anything that gets me closer to implementing my American Nazi race delusions is good, he can see Trump's a fuckup pissbaby, one who furthermore is eager to take all of bannon's baby-weeping accomplishments because he's even more broken than Bannon. So Bannon hasn't even gotten the white house office yet, and already he sees his own candidate poisioning his own project, because TUMP is totally incapable of letting Bannon do his thing in the background, because it requires babby smallfingers to share the spotlight very slightly and give Bannon some standing

As an richer, the MSM picked Bannon to be the wizard of President Trump's party, much in the same way Karl Rove was valorized as a genius under bush, but this basically made it inevitable that Bannon was going to be fired. After he was fired the MSM was slow to get the message, but they were the only ones confused. Trump's base saw Bannon as a loser (because Trump fired him) and everybody else who wasn't a fascist or white supremicist loathed him, seeing Bannon as a next gen Martin Bormann, a monster who didn't even have the showbiz sense to kill himself to avoid soviet capture and then artfully hide his corpse under some rubble for 25 years

So now he shuffles about, trying to keep up his image as a revolutionary and as the guy who made genocide cool again, while the only people interested see him as a beta cuck or omega hawg to Trump's alpha, and these are people who can think of Trump as a pack leader without laughing, so these are some pathetic smoothbrained motherfuckers, and even with that level of delusion going on, they still would turn on him like trump being torn apart by a pack of deeply woke and hungry Pomeranians

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
This is one of the good days for the lol thread







https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/s...genumber%3D6811


Nothus posted:

The NRA gets outed as a Russian conduit and goes broke in the same month Trump starts banning gun poo poo that should have been illegal to begin with.

That's definitely a lol

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Stink Billyums posted:

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1075080935631216640

lol the white house bought fox's bullshit too, this'll be good

https://twitter.com/JimCarrey/statu...%3D6813%23pti27

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/...%3D6813%23pti10

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Nebakenezzer posted:

This is true, I still remember him appearing on the sad, failing Time magazine cover as "the maestro"

Milo was on the verge of breaking into the MSM social circle when he hosed it all up. In contrast, the hobo of the king was honored by the MSM long after trump got to say "you're fired", and laughed, and then said "I'm really good at this president stuff" and then he noticed it was three-thirty and watched CNN while drinking a coke

This is a slot article from this time last year asking the very reasonable question of why even the horsefucking MSM still feels the need to entertain this shunned racist uncle cubed


Unlike Ted Cruz, Bannon knows how to flatter access journalists and others in mixed [IE richer white men and women] company - but the height of his acumen was saying "campaign on issues people care about, racist issues" to the Trump campaign - so really he managed to demonstate more political acumen than the Hillary Clinton campaign, which is like - bragging you made a baby cry? It's something that anybody with any sort of self worth would never brag about. And so he got this person, Trump, into the White house, and he despises him because even with Bannon's zealot reasoning that literally anything that gets me closer to implementing my American Nazi race delusions is good, he can see Trump's a fuckup pissbaby, one who furthermore is eager to take all of bannon's baby-weeping accomplishments because he's even more broken than Bannon. So Bannon hasn't even gotten the white house office yet, and already he sees his own candidate poisioning his own project, because TUMP is totally incapable of letting Bannon do his thing in the background, because it requires babby smallfingers to share the spotlight very slightly and give Bannon some standing

As an richer, the MSM picked Bannon to be the wizard of President Trump's party, much in the same way Karl Rove was valorized as a genius under bush, but this basically made it inevitable that Bannon was going to be fired. After he was fired the MSM was slow to get the message, but they were the only ones confused. Trump's base saw Bannon as a loser (because Trump fired him) and everybody else who wasn't a fascist or white supremicist loathed him, seeing Bannon as a next gen Martin Bormann, a monster who didn't even have the showbiz sense to kill himself to avoid soviet capture and then artfully hide his corpse under some rubble for 25 years

So now he shuffles about, trying to keep up his image as a revolutionary and as the guy who made genocide cool again, while the only people interested see him as a beta cuck or omega hawg to Trump's alpha, and these are people who can think of Trump as a pack leader without laughing, so these are some pathetic smoothbrained motherfuckers, and even with that level of delusion going on, they still would turn on him like trump being torn apart by a pack of deeply woke and hungry Pomeranians

You're leaving out an important moment in his post-White House downfall, which was either through choice or chance ending up strongly connected to Roy Moore's campaign. And then being branded as "the guy who gave the democrats a senate seat in Alabama". I think that was precisely the moment that the media collectively shuffled off and left him to rot. Also the moment where establishment Republicans went all in on dumping on him.

For some old school happy thread material:
https://www.vox.com/2017/12/12/16770678/roy-moore-loses-steve-bannon

Grape has issued a correction as of 22:39 on Dec 18, 2018

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

:laffo:

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Grape posted:

You're leaving out an important moment in his post-White House downfall, which was either through choice or chance ending up strongly connected to Roy Moore's campaign. And then being branded as "the guy who gave the democrats a senate seat in Alabama". I think that was precisely the moment that the media collectively shuffled off and left him to rot. Also the moment where establishment Republicans went all in on dumping on him.

For some old school happy thread material:
https://www.vox.com/2017/12/12/16770678/roy-moore-loses-steve-bannon

A good point friend, thank you.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Grape posted:

You're leaving out an important moment in his post-White House downfall, which was either through choice or chance ending up strongly connected to Roy Moore's campaign. And then being branded as "the guy who gave the democrats a senate seat in Alabama". I think that was precisely the moment that the media collectively shuffled off and left him to rot. Also the moment where establishment Republicans went all in on dumping on him.

For some old school happy thread material:
https://www.vox.com/2017/12/12/16770678/roy-moore-loses-steve-bannon

i can understand why he made that mistake seeing as the last pedophile he backed got elected

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop




Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1075584596803313664

quote:

Senate Democratic Leader Charles Schumer(N.Y.), under pressure from groups on the left, will not agree to a customary year-end package of judicial nominees, according to a Senate Democratic aide.

Schumer and his Democratic colleagues are in no mood to agree to a year-end deal after a federal judge in Texas struck down the entire Affordable Care Act last week, including protections for people with pre-existing conditions.


The Glumslinger posted:

Remember how a huge part of campaign finance laws is that only break them if you are aware they exist?

https://twitter.com/renato_mariotti/status/1075593707825627136

:hmmyes:

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Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Imagine the cool story this driver can tell now




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