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Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
Based on the fanbase the stupification works

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Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Skyrim sucks poo poo through a straw, but at least it's not a complete, abject failure.

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

Sodomy Hussein posted:

Skyrim sucks poo poo through a straw, but at least it's not a complete, abject failure.

Skyrim is the most played out, badly beaten dead horse in games, but honestly I'd still take it over Oblivion any time.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
please list me one (1) game with out a story

KillerQueen
Jul 13, 2010

i flunked out posted:

I've been wondering about the legendary effect stacking. Why was it put into the game?

Increase the amount of time you spend at the end of the game farming for legendaries, which increases how much time you spend in game and therefore increases the probability that you'll buy something from the Atom shop.

In fairness I think it's a fine idea, conceptually, to have multiple effects. The issue is that the effects even alone aren't remotely balanced against each other.

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Siljmonster posted:

please list me one (1) game with out a story

Tetris

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D
russian rocket building

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D
oh uh fallout 76

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Siljmonster posted:

please list me one (1) game with out a story

simcity

pubg

kula world

spice world

beam ng

project zomboid

ridge racer

gran turismo

nfl games

football games

golf games

tony hawk 1

Brazilianpeanutwar fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Dec 18, 2018

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Minecraft

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

simcity

pubg

kula world

spice world

beam ng

project zomboid

ridge racer

gran turismo

nfl games

football games

golf games

tony hawk 1

as I recall in Tony Hawk 1 you were a superman

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

simcity

pubg

kula world

spice world

beam ng

project zomboid

ridge racer

gran turismo

nfl games

football games

golf games

tony hawk 1

i said one and all of these have stories/narratives sorry you fail

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Siljmonster posted:

i said one and all of these have stories/narratives sorry you fail

Give me the narrative of spice world first

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Frog Act posted:

as I recall in Tony Hawk 1 you were a superman

sometimes i wanna throw it all uhh-waaaaaaaaay!

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

do i have some news for you

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Siljmonster posted:

please list me one (1) game with out a story

The Witness doesn't really have a story.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

The White Dragon posted:

do i have some news for you

I've literally never played an nfl game ever,and never will, it was a gamble. :P

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Siljmonster posted:

i said one and all of these have stories/narratives sorry you fail

What about the ones you just glazed over because they don't prove the point you're trying to make.

Tetris has the excuse of being old as poo poo but Minecraft is still current (and don't try point me at that telltale poo poo like it's the same game)

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
minecraft actually has a story shoehorned in. it has an ending and everything, and it's been this way for quite some time. it's your standard indie metaphysical horseshit where god (notch) is watching you play, and is worried that you've figured out that you're just a man in a simulation

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you

That’s a reference

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Memes Are....*heh* *leans back with cigarette*

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
In mah day, Monty pythun was the only meme we had, and we liked it that way

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you

Glenn Quebec posted:

Memes Are....*heh* *leans back with cigarette*

This may come as a surprise but this is not a compelling argument

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
Who could forget the timeless tale of Pong?

Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

Catalyst-proof posted:

This may come as a surprise but this is not a compelling argument

Neither were any of the other garbo posts about memes posted in this thread.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


As Nero Danced posted:

Who could forget the timeless tale of Pong?

Just a well meaning white square, living his life bouncing aimlessly between an unloving wife at home and an uncaring boss at work, occasionally ducking one or the other and attempting an escape only to find himself again the next day back where he started.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
The bastardization of the word "meme" would bother me more if Richard Dawkins hadn't turned out to be such a dick.

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

The White Dragon posted:

minecraft actually has a story shoehorned in. it has an ending and everything, and it's been this way for quite some time. it's your standard indie metaphysical horseshit where god (notch) is watching you play, and is worried that you've figured out that you're just a man in a simulation

Well ok then... but TERTIS STILL STANDS!

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
All games have stories because people had use their labor to make them

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
LEAVE TEI ALONE

Magmarashi
May 20, 2009





2house2fly posted:

gently caress you i wont do what you tell me!!!!!!!!

nice meme

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


meme
/mēm/
noun
1-an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation.

2-a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc., that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by Internet users.

Pop culture references in Fallout 2 could fit the dictionary definition of a meme.

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
One time in conversation with a co-worker he pronounced meme as “me-me” and my anus near prolapsed

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Follow me unto the anti-capitalist gaming heaven for I am your video game prophet

ccubed
Jul 14, 2016

How's it hanging, brah?

Reality Winter posted:

In mah day, Monty pythun was the only meme we had, and we liked it that way

Thanks for reminding me of those great Dana Carvey bits.

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

People say that F76 will make people more critical towards the next game, but I feel like people would rather lower their expectations so much that a game that doesn't crash in a couple of hours would be enough to make the next game a masterpiece.

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

A Bethesda game that doesn't crash at least every couple of hours on release would be a marked improvement

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

NofrikinfuN posted:

If you don't finish in time you get blown up. If you save right before it happens, have fun watching it happen over and over.

e: I guess it's something like 3-5 game years, but it's surprisingly easy to hit if you spend a lot of time traveling across the map and resting to heal.

Is there a video of this bad ending? I'm not finding it on YouTube.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

simcity

pubg

kula world

spice world

beam ng

project zomboid

ridge racer

gran turismo

nfl games


football games

golf games

tony hawk 1

you stupid idiot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wipmz8xsGE

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Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

gently caress EA and gently caress american sports.

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