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 a reminder that [if you can] you should donate blood during the Christmas period.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Well the second yibbida is redundant. Reduplication is a feature of many languages
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Dec 18, 2018 06:16
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TheMightyHandful posted:
How gay is your blood
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Dec 18, 2018 06:17
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TheMightyHandful posted:
I've had a metric poo poo-ton of transfusions so ah..hey, thank you. Really.
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Dec 18, 2018 06:23
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TheMightyHandful posted:
I did like 17 plasma donations this year so I cbf.
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Dec 18, 2018 06:23
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David Lyonhelmet's lawyer says getting affadavits is really hard and requests more time
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Dec 18, 2018 06:24
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my blood is too gay sorry.
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Dec 18, 2018 06:24
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My blood's too foreign.
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Dec 18, 2018 06:25
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my blood is too powerful
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Dec 18, 2018 06:26
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My blood is basically hamburgers at this point.
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Dec 18, 2018 06:29
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quote:TRANSGENDER - I AM TRANSGENDER. CAN I DONATE? lol im too trans and gay to donate
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Dec 18, 2018 06:29
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My blood has too many chemotherapy drugs in it which really you think would be like a good thing like hey a free cancer booster shot with your transfusion but that's big pharma for you. Okay I know that's not the reason they don't take the blood.
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Dec 18, 2018 06:32
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my blood is basically a 50/50 mix of drugs and excess organs so they won't take mine
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Dec 18, 2018 06:36
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Do they still have rules against THC for blood donations. If I was getting a transfusion I would be specifically requesting stoner blood
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Dec 18, 2018 06:36
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My blood is just normal. I don't have any interesting personal traits to pepper in here, that you, the reader, may remember. No punchline.
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Dec 18, 2018 06:39
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Sorry everyone that was mean. I hope your cancer or whatever improves.
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Dec 18, 2018 06:39
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My blood is too blue for you plebs
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Dec 18, 2018 06:40
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I can't donate because I have spent the last 10 years living in *gasp* filthy foreign countries that the Blood Bank doesn't like.
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Dec 18, 2018 06:42
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GoldStandardConure posted:my blood is basically a 50/50 mix of drugs and excess organs so they won't take mine Some people have a protein shake. gsc slams back his cocktail of fentanyl and kidneys
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Dec 18, 2018 06:45
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My blood is too poison unfortunately
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Dec 18, 2018 06:47
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Knobb Manwich posted:Some people have a protein shake. gsc slams back his cocktail of fentanyl and kidneys its got electrolytes
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Dec 18, 2018 06:48
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aejix posted:Do they still have rules against THC for blood donations. If I was getting a transfusion I would be specifically requesting stoner blood I guess in theory, if someone took a run of huge bong hits (I'm talking about getting so high you might poo poo yourself here), waited like 20 mins for it to really soak in, and then gave blood before their liver could filter the cannabinoids out, that blood might feasibly get someone high? Say there's 1/10th of the ~5L of blood in a human body in a pint of blood, you'd have to get 5 times as high as the person you're giving the blood to and tbh that thought horrifies me. Someone call Steve O.
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Dec 18, 2018 06:48
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I can and do donate and I can confirm the red cross has never called me to say hey your blood is too stoned
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Dec 18, 2018 06:49
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They do not like Queensland blood so that is A good thing
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Dec 18, 2018 06:50
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Amethyst posted:No punchline. Amethyst posting, summarised
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bell jar posted:I can and do donate and I can confirm the red cross has never called me to say hey your blood is too stoned I imagine the recipients would also be pleased
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Dec 18, 2018 06:50
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My blood is a true believer.
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Dec 18, 2018 06:52
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Every few years I try to donate and they turn me away. I keep hoping they change the rules but yeah. That'll learn me for living in the UK for more than the prescribed time period over the prescribed years.
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Dec 18, 2018 07:00
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Look its too dangerous to expose everyone to british diseases like mad cow and brexit
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Dec 18, 2018 07:02
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Synthbuttrange posted:lol im too trans and gay to donate Well that's dumb. I'd totally take your trans gay blood. It would give me power beyond belief. Maybe that's why they won't let you donate it..
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Since I'm apparently one of the three auspollians who is able to donate, clearly I'm obliged to now, heh. I'll need to find a time that'll work for me, though... froglet fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Dec 18, 2018 |
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Dec 18, 2018 07:05
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Synthbuttrange posted:lol im too trans and gay to donate Can I donate? I have sex with women, and they've had sex with men. That's pretty gay too ay? 
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Dec 18, 2018 07:06
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I'm O+, which according to Japanese horoscope bullshit, means I'm confident, self-determined, ambitious, strong-willed, intuitive, agreeable, competitive, athletic, unpredictable, spiteful, self-centered, cold, aggressive, arrogant, envious and ruthless.
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Dec 18, 2018 07:12
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https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-18/no-jab-no-play-threatening-pre-school-enrolments/10627524 Pre-schools face uncertain future as 'no jab, no play' vaccination rules threaten enrolments quote:Early childhood educators in one of Australia's anti-vaccination hotspots are warning a "no jab, no play" policy could have serious unintended consequences.
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Dec 18, 2018 07:17
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How do you get anti-vaccination hotspots? Extremely active residents facebook groups?
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Dec 18, 2018 07:18
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Extremely vocal mothers groups more like it.
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Dec 18, 2018 07:22
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hambeet posted:How do you get anti-vaccination hotspots? Byron Bay
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Dec 18, 2018 07:23
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quote:"Where's the policy for them?" Die of polio presumably.
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Dec 18, 2018 07:29
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TheMightyHandful posted:
Post in the charity drive thread! It’s stickied!
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hambeet posted:"What are we doing with the kids that are missing out?" Pauline Hurcombe, director of the Mount Warning Community Pre-School at Uki, said. Hopefully their parents just fuckin immunise their kids? Because the kids that can't get vaccinations don't deserve to get sick because you're afraid of little Billy getting jabbed when there's autism in the mercury?
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