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Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; Can't post for 15 minutes!

Kharmakazy posted:

I have so many questions. Why is data swole? Why does he look like a he-man action figure with karate chop action? His strength wasn't a function of having large muscles...

It's an evil universe, presumably Data was created to look stronger because the evil universe values physical strength more than the enlightened regular universe does

oh it's a new page. here's a funny moving picture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfOZ-uajfNE

Gripweed has a new favorite as of 01:53 on Dec 18, 2018

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Jose Valasquez: Apr 8, 2005

# ? Dec 18, 2018 02:21

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Gripweed posted:

I have some bad news for you about Wayne Gretzky

His American citizenship was revoked?

# ? Dec 18, 2018 02:42

World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

Subjunctive posted:

His American citizenship was revoked?

he's probably posting his balls again

# ? Dec 18, 2018 02:52

SneezeOfTheDecade: Feb 6, 2011; gettin' covid all
over your posts

https://twitter.com/Abradamnlinkon/status/1074548146515001344

# ? Dec 18, 2018 02:54

Otteration: Jan 4, 2014; I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES; Grimey Drawer

Gripweed posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVeHxUVkW4w

Yada, yada, yada, etc.

# ? Dec 18, 2018 03:08

Inspector 34: Mar 9, 2009; DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL

The worst part of any roller coaster is the excruciating ride up to the main drop. Why the gently caress doesn't the suicide coaster have something more like It's A Small World gentle cruise on the way up, or do it like 5 times back to back so you can be really confident you want to die afterwards?

# ? Dec 18, 2018 03:16

Ferrule: Feb 23, 2007; Yo!

Dustin Byufglin
Seth Jones
Kyle Okposo

American, play hockey, are black, and don't ride around in giant robots

# ? Dec 18, 2018 03:17

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Couldn't you just push the person off the top of it?

# ? Dec 18, 2018 03:17

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk posted:

Couldn't you just push the person off the top of it?

Not goons, goons can't get anyone off.

# ? Dec 18, 2018 03:26

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Solice Kirsk posted:

Couldn't you just push the person off the top of it?

The idea is that it kills the subject painlessly because first you pass out, then you have multiple cardiac events from the G-forces. Supposedly this is more humane.

# ? Dec 18, 2018 04:00

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Jose Valasquez posted:

I'll arm wrestle him while I pleasure myself, double tug for Jesus

# ? Dec 18, 2018 04:05

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Kwyndig posted:

The idea is that it kills the subject painlessly because first you pass out, then you have multiple cardiac events from the G-forces. Supposedly this is more humane.

I still think the worst part of it would be having to wait in line for like 2 hours, winding your way through those stupid execution themed vignettes.

# ? Dec 18, 2018 04:11

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

I still think the worst part of it would be having to wait in line for like 2 hours, winding your way through those stupid execution themed vignettes.

Personally I think the worst part would be cleaning all the piss and poo poo in it after everything is over.

# ? Dec 18, 2018 04:16

Rysithusiku: Nov 10, 2013; Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

DiggityDoink posted:

Personally I think the worst part would be cleaning all the piss and poo poo in it after everything is over.

if it were me the "end" of the track would be one massive autoclave

# ? Dec 18, 2018 04:27

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Rysithusiku posted:

if it were me the "end" of the track would be one massive autoclave

Power wash the whole thing, you don't have to worry about it being sterile, just clean.

# ? Dec 18, 2018 04:29

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

do those people have to wear safety restraints or can they just get a new lease on life collecting dust in the hospital as a paralegal from falling out of the coaster?

# ? Dec 18, 2018 04:31

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Sponge Baathist posted:

do those people have to wear safety restraints or can they just get a new lease on life collecting dust in the hospital as a paralegal from falling out of the coaster?

I'm pretty sure being securely strapped in is essential to killing them.

# ? Dec 18, 2018 04:51

Caufman: May 7, 2007

Otteration posted:

For as long as you're going backwards on this roller coaster, you can never die.

# ? Dec 18, 2018 04:52

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

Sponge Baathist posted:

do those people have to wear safety restraints or can they just get a new lease on life collecting dust in the hospital as a paralegal from falling out of the coaster?

A job's a job, dude.

# ? Dec 18, 2018 04:58

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Kharmakazy posted:

I have so many questions. Why is data swole? Why does he look like a he-man action figure with karate chop action? His strength wasn't a function of having large muscles...

He was built in the image of Noonian Soong, so it's possible that Mirror Universe Soong was jacked.

I know, I know, trap sprung.

# ? Dec 18, 2018 05:11

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

jobson groeth posted:

Not goons, goons can't get anyone off.

I get myself off all the time :smugbert:

# ? Dec 18, 2018 06:48

Woebin: Feb 6, 2006

DiggityDoink posted:

Personally I think the worst part would be cleaning all the piss and poo poo in it after everything is over.

Just make all passengers wear adult diapers. Keeps things dignified, you know?

# ? Dec 18, 2018 07:20

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

DiggityDoink posted:

Personally I think the worst part would be cleaning all the piss and poo poo in it after everything is over.

Here Lies Goon J. Goonson

"I shidded and farded and camed and died."

# ? Dec 18, 2018 07:34

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Samuringa posted:

Here Lies Goon J. Goonson

"I shidded and farded and camed and died."

Oh, so that how peperony and chease are made when you die.

# ? Dec 18, 2018 08:53

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Jose Valasquez posted:

For context this was made by russian troll farmers posing as conservatives and was unironically shared on right wing social media

# ? Dec 18, 2018 11:08

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1074775901911433216

# ? Dec 18, 2018 13:39

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Shelf that elf

# ? Dec 18, 2018 14:36

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Jose Valasquez posted:

I don't really need both hands to jack it, Jesus can hold the other one if he really wanted to

# ? Dec 18, 2018 15:37

Jose Valasquez: Apr 8, 2005

Iron Crowned posted:

I don't really need both hands to jack it, Jesus can hold the other one if he really wanted to

sorry bout your small penis

# ? Dec 18, 2018 15:44

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Jose Valasquez posted:

God is omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent, so He is holding your hand when you are masturbating.

# ? Dec 18, 2018 15:44

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Jose Valasquez posted:

sorry bout your small penis

Your mom never complains about it

# ? Dec 18, 2018 15:48

Jose Valasquez: Apr 8, 2005

Iron Crowned posted:

Your mom never notices it

# ? Dec 18, 2018 15:53

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.