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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

loving :lol:

We are now at 15 drops

We were at 4 this morning

https://mobile.twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1075155455985573890

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Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003



I wonder if Steven Colbert is going to rush to his defense against Far Left Activists again.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
What did Tucker do recently that was any worse than how he’s been for years?

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



the worst kind of terrorism is people asking companies to not support things they disagree with

this is why BDS is illegal

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

What did Tucker do recently that was any worse than how he’s been for years?

he said immigrants make the country dirtier.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

John Deere
Farmers Insurance
Bayer
Mitsubishi

Have said they will not pull their ads

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better


Hope that Fox News has a patreon set up, they are going to need it soon

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Awesome news! Apologies if it is old

https://mobile.twitter.com/RepJimmyGomez/status/1074905016111116288

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

John Deere
Farmers Insurance
Bayer
Mitsubishi

Have said they will not pull their ads

John Deere and Mitsubishi advertise themselves on Tucker's face, as "Deere-in-the-Headlights."

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

What did Tucker do recently that was any worse than how he’s been for years?

The white supremacists are emboldened by the current environment and sometimes they get a little too comfortable in being too explicitly racist

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/Fahrenthold/status/1075156903771164673

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

That last one seems accurate.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006


That's some loving shenanigans right there with that Tim Tebow helmet. I'm guessing we're going to see a whole lot of low-balling with the Trump Foundation's assets, are we?

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Hahah Jesus. It's because YOU'RE THE BAD GUYS. They don't target the other shows because this isn't a both sides thing. You. Are. The. Bad. Guys.

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Stop it, there's no way Federalist pitchbot can keep ahead of Poe's law at this rate.

friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

Young Freud posted:

That's some loving shenanigans right there with that Tim Tebow helmet. I'm guessing we're going to see a whole lot of low-balling with the Trump Foundation's assets, are we?

My favorite bit is they are valuing a portrait of Dear Leader more than a helmet signed by Tim loving Tebow. What planet do they think we live on to not know thats bullshit?

Spun Dog
Sep 21, 2004


Smellrose

friendbot2000 posted:

My favorite bit is they are valuing a portrait of Dear Leader more than a helmet signed by Tim loving Tebow. What planet do they think we live on to not know thats bullshit?

It's a tough call, really

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Actually, I didn't cheat on my significant other pregnant with my kid at home with a pornstar, so actually, yes, yes I loving can

TheMadMilkman
Dec 10, 2007

TulliusCicero posted:

Actually, I didn't cheat on my significant other pregnant with my kid at home with a pornstar, so actually, yes, yes I loving can

And subsequently paid her (and others) to keep quiet about it. Don't forget that part.

Totally the same as watching her take her clothes off over the internet.

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Imagine thinking 'who hasn't tugged their prick to Internet porn' is a good op ed to support our big wet president.

BirdOfPlay
Feb 19, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER

This is literally the Vatican's argument of "committing adultery with your heart."

EDIT:

quote:

It has far more in common with our traditional understanding of adultery than most realize. We don’t wait for our wives to leave the house to watch baseball.

My dude, have you considered that your sex life sucks?

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

pacerhimself posted:

Imagine thinking 'who hasn't tugged their prick to Internet porn' is a good op ed to support our big wet president.

Let he who is without sin cast the first load.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


It's absolutely unsurprising that pretty much all of conservatism has decided to go all in on "well actually moral depravity is a good thing; I'm sure you guys are even worse somehow."

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat

Groovelord Neato posted:

what is wrong with these people.

https://twitter.com/heresysquad/status/1073364454601936896


tom cotton runs every day just so he can eat 1 piece of white birthday cake. he is a psychopath in every part of his being.

She's a liberal, that's what's wrong with her.

She may talk about equality and fairness but in her dreams people know and understand their place. She's just a beard for him, though. His endgame is to see her in chains too.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

pacerhimself posted:

Imagine thinking 'who hasn't tugged their prick to Internet porn' is a good op ed to support our big wet president.

Even better "Because you jack it to porn, you cannot criticize a man who cheated on his wife with said porn star, then paid to cover it up, and is now the darling of the Moral Majority"

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

sucks that he won't get fired. they know he is one of the tent poles of that poo poo show.


Strange Poon posted:

She's a liberal, that's what's wrong with her.

She may talk about equality and fairness but in her dreams people know and understand their place. She's just a beard for him, though. His endgame is to see her in chains too.

yeah, she is scum and honestly, disgusts me more then Spencer himself.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
trump has never cum

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

TulliusCicero posted:

Actually, I didn't cheat on my significant other pregnant with my kid at home with a pornstar, so actually, yes, yes I loving can

Even if you did, you still can.

So long as you didn't illegally funnel her money from a presidential campaign to influence the election, that is.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

You don't play with yourself around your spouses because it's rude and you dont want them to feel pressured to have sex.

But hey, that is how it is in a healthy relationship so the federalist folks wouldn't know

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.




Initially read this as "You're Not Allowed To Knock Stormy Daniels If You Watch Porn" and thought that was pretty fair and reasonable for the Federalist but I guess it was my brain trying to protect itself

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Gilliam II posted:

I wish I could convert goatse into audio (not literally, of course, that would just sound like digital noise). What's the approximate auditory equivalent?
This maybe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU2gbduurTo

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


Teabag Dome Scandal posted:

Where does this attitude come from? Is this just a thing for olds or is this a way to justify supporting a bigot without having to own his bigotry too?

It's one of those things people who don't really care about politics say when they don't want to just say "I don't care about politics."

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
I don't give a gently caress if Eva Braun was a true believer or just thought Adolf was a swell guy with a few kooky ideas, gently caress her and gently caress Spencer's gf too.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

deoju posted:

Even if you did, you still can.

So long as you didn't illegally funnel her money from a presidential campaign to influence the election, that is.

And even if you did that you still can (by virtue of actually being Donald Trump I guess)! You don't lose the ability to condemn things that are wrong just because you yourself have done that same wrong thing. If it's wrong then it's still wrong no matter how hypocritical you're being.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



michael flynn's life gets another increment worse

https://twitter.com/MikeScarcella/status/1075179616942333953

Saxophone
Sep 19, 2006



My favorite poo poo in the world is watching these ghouls scream and moan when advertisers flee a program. Because whenever lovely companies do lovely things, all I ever hear from them is a smug as hell "Well, if it's that bad, capitalism will fix it."

Then it does and they freak out

Aeolusdallas
Mar 2, 2016

Taerkar posted:

"Canadians" was a very popular replacement online a number of years ago.

When I was waiting tables 25 years ago it was as well

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

eke out posted:

michael flynn's life gets another increment worse

https://twitter.com/MikeScarcella/status/1075179616942333953

Why wouldn't it be effective immediately? That's still plenty of time to bail.

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

Radish posted:

It's absolutely unsurprising that pretty much all of conservatism has decided to go all in on "well actually moral depravity is a good thing; I'm sure you guys are even worse somehow."

great now you've got me agreeing with them

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KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Your Taint posted:

Why wouldn't it be effective immediately? That's still plenty of time to bail.

I want to know what this pre-planned international travel is and how we make sure he comes back

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