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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
silicpon vallty just invented the Subway(™

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
im too loving high tro type righhht im should stop posting in this thread sorry

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Hot Karl Marx posted:

silicpon vallty just invented the Subway(™

dutch techbros reinvented the root cellar.
https://twitter.com/cheddar/status/1074398004616998912

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

DoktorLoken posted:

:lol:

How do they think literally building a single lane freeway in a loving tunnel at suburban sprawl density to every house is at all viable be it in terms of the logistics of construction or the outrageous construction costs. What the gently caress drugs are these people on? Getting mass amounts of people around in an urban area in a quick and efficient manner that is largely unencumbered by surface congestion? It's called a loving train you dipshits.

If they take the train they might be forced to acknowledge the existence of people who make less than a million dollars a year. Much more disruptive to make a private transit system that avoids all that "public" poo poo in public transportation and just limits it to people that can afford to live in a libertopian techno wonderland.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Hot Karl Marx posted:

silicpon vallty just invented the Subway(™

It's called the schlubway

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Hot Karl Marx posted:

im too loving high tro type righhht im should stop posting in this thread sorry

counterpoint: situation requires more posting

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Eugene V. Dubstep posted:

I'm not going to be mad at Trump for withdrawing troops from Syria, I mean for Christ's sake. Even if he did make the decision on a phone call with Erdogan, the abuse of the 2001 AUMF has to stop somewhere.

Narrator: "It didn't."

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

facialimpediment posted:

counterpoint: situation requires more posting

you vcant handle my posting atm

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
withdrawing us out of literally any conflict is a loss that neither our ego or defense contractors can afford

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Bolow posted:



It's somehow even loving dumber than I even imagined

And keep in mind that this is in California, one of the most seismically active places in the world. Let's just turn the ground underneath everyone's house into a Dwarven labyrinth, that'll end well the next time there's a serious earthquake.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Proud Christian Mom posted:

withdrawing us out of literally any conflict is a loss that neither our ego or defense contractors can afford

I dunno, sounds like Raytheon was on the winning end of this one.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
my dudes musk invented this whole idea so he could live in SF and get to LA without traffic

i am 100% serious

or maybe the other way around, gently caress if i can remember anymore

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1075465812553682944

we have to got back

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

A Bad Poster posted:

And keep in mind that this is in California, one of the most seismically active places in the world. Let's just turn the ground underneath everyone's house into a Dwarven labyrinth, that'll end well the next time there's a serious earthquake.

i look forward to people use that as an entrance route for robbery lol

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

DoktorLoken posted:

:lol:

How do they think literally building a single lane freeway in a loving tunnel at suburban sprawl density to every house is at all viable be it in terms of the logistics of construction or the outrageous construction costs. What the gently caress drugs are these people on? Getting mass amounts of people around in an urban area in a quick and efficient manner that is largely unencumbered by surface congestion? It's called a loving train you dipshits.

I have questions regarding off ramps, ventilation, and how a single lane is going to accommodate emergency services. when it breaks will people just walk out and abandon their cars?

i have no background in infrastructure or whatever the gently caress this industry is but just like thinking critically for a moment....wut

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Waroduce posted:

I have questions regarding off ramps, ventilation, and how a single lane is going to accommodate emergency services. when it breaks will people just walk out and abandon their cars?

i have no background in infrastructure or whatever the gently caress this industry is but just like thinking critically for a moment....wut

You are mirroring the thoughts of literally everyone who spends more than a second looking at that poo poo he built.

See also there's no pedestrian escape lanes for fire evacuation, and what are Teslas known for? Battery fires!

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
I'm imagining the homeless who would very quickly become the Molemen that would be the permanent inhabitants of that system, too.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Bolow posted:



It's somehow even loving dumber than I even imagined

Elon invented a stupid subway.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


A Bad Poster posted:

I'm imagining the homeless who would very quickly become the Molemen that would be the permanent inhabitants of that system, too.

Was thinking the same.

Great place to do carjacking too

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



That Works posted:

Was thinking the same.

Great place to do carjacking too


headline
ELON'S NIGHTMARE TUNNELS PLAGUE ON ANGELENOS' SAFETY! HOMELESS AND THUGS USING TUNNEL ROUTES TO BREAK INTO HOMES IN UPSCALE NEIGHBORHOODS

(thugs in news headlines is always code for black people :froggonk:)

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

A Bad Poster posted:

I'm imagining the homeless who would very quickly become the Molemen that would be the permanent inhabitants of that system, too.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I feel like smoke grenades could become an endless source of mayhem/amusement in the muskway

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

not caring here posted:

I feel like smoke grenades could become an endless source of mayhem/amusement in the muskway

Tungsten ball bearings

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
As long as Denis Leary isn't leading the rebellion from below, I'll join the mole man forces.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Y’all what if Elon isn’t a genius and is actually kind of an idiot?

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Y’all what if Elon isn’t a genius and is actually kind of an idiot?

You can't say that about of betters, they have money and therefore must be geniuses

Musk Defense Squad, assemble!

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Y’all what if Elon isn’t a genius and is actually kind of an idiot?

I am willing to accept that he is intelligent and talented in specific fields, but his brain and ego are so insanely broken that he is incapable of recognizing a bad idea, and is also so insecure and defensive he'll reflexively double-down on bad ideas because he can't admit any kind of setback or failure.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I'm not defending him, just posturing that I'd use his tunnels for harassing the wealthy outside of taco bells.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

FAUXTON posted:

Tungsten ball bearings

Fireworks

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I am willing to accept that he is intelligent and talented in specific fields, but his brain and ego are so insanely broken that he is incapable of recognizing a bad idea, and is also so insecure and defensive he'll reflexively double-down on bad ideas because he can't admit any kind of setback or failure.

His plan was criticized by a prominent infrastructure specialist, and Elon's well thought out response was 'You're an Idiot'

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

This is legit probably the mattering, but it won't happen until he's out of office.

BigDave posted:

Orrin Hatch

...Orrin Hatch is still alive?!

He announced his retirement after the big tax cut.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I'm not defending him, just posturing that I'd use his tunnels for harassing the wealthy outside of taco bells.

he watched demolition man and said "I need to build the tunnels so the people who can't fit into utopia will have a place to hide and raid taco bell from"

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

CommieGIR posted:

His plan was criticized by a prominent infrastructure specialist, and Elon's well thought out response was 'You're an Idiot'

At least he didn't call him a pedo

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Tesla is screwed and he's running around selling stupid flamethrowers. Stupid nerds can't see what's going on here.

Knives Amilli
Sep 26, 2014
"gently caress raising money for fellow wounded veterans, what we really need is a wall to keep those filthy mexicans out!"

https://twitter.com/FOXNashville/status/1075487171174379531

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Knives Amilli posted:

"gently caress raising money for fellow wounded veterans, what we really need is a wall to keep those filthy mexicans out!"

https://twitter.com/FOXNashville/status/1075487171174379531
"I've got bad news everyone....Obama stole all the money and built a Sharia law homeless shelter for transexual youths...No I can't tell you where it is...."
*Camera pans out to show that he's on a yacht

Dwanyelle
Jan 13, 2008

ISRAEL DOESN'T HAVE CIVILIANS THEY'RE ALL VALID TARGETS
I'm a huge dickbag ignore me

Knives Amilli posted:

"gently caress raising money for fellow wounded veterans, what we really need is a wall to keep those filthy mexicans out!"

https://twitter.com/FOXNashville/status/1075487171174379531

This makes me so loving angry.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1075554533487665152?s=21

https://youtu.be/QLi4n4iXY-A

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Didn't trump say the military is building the wall now?

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Didn't trump say the military is building the wall now?

All in all it's just a
'nother bail in the wall.

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