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Dapper_Swindler posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1075721703421042688 That first sentence of the first tweet is SO close to getting it, then it devolves into "FAKE NEWS JUST DOESN'T APPRECIATE ME LIKE ALWAYS".
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Jealous Cow posted:He’s going to run as some kind of new socially liberal, fiscally conservative republican. The question is, does he primary trump or run third party? yeah, sounds about right. kasich is smart enough to realize social conservatism is unpopular as gently caress for most people. yeah he obviously a shitbag still. but i think thats the direction the GOP may try to head down.
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 14:50 |
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"I am retreating from the Middle East because we are so mighty. Therefore other people need to take over. Also, I am spending more money on the mightiest military because it is actually small and weak" - The voice of brainspiders
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 14:52 |
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Let's remember a happier time. Also that Trump probably never read what was inside and just liked the envelope.
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 14:52 |
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Meanwhile https://twitter.com/cahulaan/status/1075747724048269312 quote:Work-eligible able-bodied adults without dependents, known as ABAWDs, can currently receive only three months of SNAP benefits in a three-year period if they don’t meet the 20-hour work requirement. But states with an unemployment rate of 10 percent or higher or a demonstrable lack of sufficient jobs can waive those limitations.
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 14:52 |
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Fritz Coldcockin posted:That first sentence of the first tweet is SO close to getting it, then it devolves into "FAKE NEWS JUST DOESN'T APPRECIATE ME LIKE ALWAYS". sorta. its not in a "well killed a million of them and lost ton of people and the place is worse now" phrasing this thread and others have said. he is just rephrasing his" why arn't we taking all their poo poo openly and then they pay us for the service" argument.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1075721703421042688 Hell yes ISIS is going to be screwed when they invade mainland America in a ground war. Maybe we can all stand in line across a field like it's God damned napoleon
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 14:56 |
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"We have defeated ISIS completely and are therefore going home. Also, if ISIS hits the US (after we've completely defeated them) then we'll fight even more". What is going on in his brain?
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 14:58 |
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it is fascinating how his mind works.
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 14:58 |
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Junior G-man posted:"We have defeated ISIS completely and are therefore going home. Also, if ISIS hits the US (after we've completely defeated them) then we'll fight even more". because deep down, he knows they are gonna sprout up again because syria will get hot again and fresh turkish backed salafists. also he is a loving moron.
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:00 |
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Dapper_Swindler posted:yeah, sounds about right. kasich is smart enough to realize social conservatism is unpopular as gently caress for most people. yeah he obviously a shitbag still. but i think thats the direction the GOP may try to head down. The billionaire class used to at least pretend to be intellectuals. Fox News, Brietbart, etc was opium for the masses, and the billionaires read the weekly standard and has ideological pursuits based in capitalism and imperialism. Now those billionaires have brain worms and believe the same Fox News poo poo as every other MAGA dipshit, and the new billionaires are entitled, sociopathic tech bros that think the world owes them something for their “genius”. The GOP is absolutely going to double down on insane regressive social oppression, and I worry that any attempt to create a new, more moderate Republican Party will just steal votes from Democrats because too many voters are mentally enfeebled by the thoughtless consumption of centrism.
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:05 |
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https://twitter.com/mirandacgreen/status/1075495787050741772 It's too early in the day to start screaming at my monitor.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/JohnKasich/status/1075524939699101697 The gender discrimination thing comes as a surprise, but he vetoed the heartbeat bill the last time it came up. It's not because he's pro-choice, he's overseen massive closures of abortion clinics in Ohio and other restrictions on abortion. He just knows that the heartbeat bill is immediately going to be struck down by the courts. He prefers that reproductive choice be subject to death by a thousand cuts.
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Jealous Cow posted:The billionaire class used to at least pretend to be intellectuals. Fox News, Brietbart, etc was opium for the masses, and the billionaires read the weekly standard and has ideological pursuits based in capitalism and imperialism. quote:The grown-up Republicans in Washington, meanwhile, still existed in their own genteel bubble of misinformation—they convinced themselves that the occupation of Iraq would be over and done with in a few easy months—but the major figures in the Bush administration, and its allies in Congress, were not men who got the majority of their news from “Free Republic” and Alex Jones. They put their faith in a fairly traditional conservative orthodoxy: That you can use the levers of power to quietly enrich your friends and their firms, while pleasing the masses with some combination of tax cuts, loud proclamations of religiosity, and a modest, popular war or two. The Long, Lucrative Right-wing Grift Is Blowing Up in the World's Face https://splinternews.com/the-long-lucrative-right-wing-grift-is-blowing-up-in-t-1793944216
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friendbot2000 posted:gently caress, he is not going to sign the stopgap bill. All his Fox Friends hurt his feefees and now he is going to pout. Lol shut down the TSA over Christmas, great idea
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:09 |
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West Virginia's going to turn into The Road except when they get to the coast everything is normal and there are people vacationing in beach houses.
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:11 |
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DynamicSloth posted:https://twitter.com/mirandacgreen/status/1075495787050741772 Oh it's going to get those subpoena powers. They will fight them and they will win
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:11 |
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axeil posted:There are a large number of posters here with untreated mental illness and are unable to see nuance in things because their brains are sick. Right? All this warmonger poo poo is so obviously and completely Dunning-Kruger on a large scale. Liberals who have never once seen the US not gently caress up an “intervention” (bombing poo poo for reasons) and make things worse are somehow claiming it’ll work this time. I cannot imagine how hosed in the brain your have to be to want to keep dumping humans and resources into the region, but here we are.
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selec posted:Right? All this warmonger poo poo is so obviously and completely Dunning-Kruger on a large scale. Liberals who have never once seen the US not gently caress up an “intervention” (bombing poo poo for reasons) and make things worse are somehow claiming it’ll work this time. Or maybe it's people going "well we already bombed them to poo poo, we should probably try and help them rebuild for once in our lives" But no, we're back on our poo poo and will pull out immediately after we wreck the place so that we can go somewhere else and wreck them as well.
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:15 |
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Dapper_Swindler posted:because deep down, he knows they are gonna sprout up again because syria will get hot again and fresh turkish backed salafists. also he is a loving moron. It's not that, he just needs a group of scary brown people who will keep his supporters afraid.
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:15 |
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"We're leaving Syria cause we beat ISIS. Also now Iran and Russia will have to fight ISIS."
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:16 |
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nimby posted:"We're leaving Syria cause we beat ISIS. Also now Iran and Russia will have to fight ISIS." It's nice that our first fascist president doesn't even bother attempting to appear competent or have consistent messaging. It's just a never ending splatter of poo poo every day.
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:18 |
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CuddleCryptid posted:Or maybe it's people going "well we already bombed them to poo poo, we should probably try and help them rebuild for once in our lives" When had Lucy ever let us kick the football/actually rebuild poo poo? That is never going to happen, so arguing like it’s a possibility is loving silly. You don’t get off crack by deciding if you smoked it out of a different pipe it’ll be different, but crackhead warmongers are here telling us exactly that. Look, America has a crack problem, and we only ever express that pathology in one way. And wishing it were different will not make it so. So get off the loving pipe cold turkey and get your poo poo together before you start pitching more war.
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:18 |
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Russia and the Turks want him to pull out and there’s nothing Trump loves to do more than to defer to dictatorial strongmen. That’s the reason.
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:19 |
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https://twitter.com/Ocasio2018/status/1075469535870939143 Holy poo poo that article is loving FIRE! quote:The Politico story itself was illustrated with an image of the Bronx native appearing to literally rub her hands together while grinning like Dr. Evil. Not quite the right callout, but I will take it.
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:19 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Russia and the Turks want him to pull out and there’s nothing Trump loves to do more than to defer to dictatorial strongmen. That’s the reason. Stopped clocks gotta be right sometimes. OBAMA IN 2008: We gotta get out of these wars. LIBERALS IN 2018: Noooooo not like thaaaat
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selec posted:When had Lucy ever let us kick the football/actually rebuild poo poo? Perfect, we can pull all our resources out of the region we just destabilized and that will teach us humanity...somehow, I guess. Maybe show a PBS special about the power of friendship to the generals? You are allowed to have standards for how your military operates.
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:20 |
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you don't hire the person that burned down your house to clean up the mess and build you a new one.
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selec posted:When had Lucy ever let us kick the football/actually rebuild poo poo? Unfortunately the timing of getting off crack has a high chance of maybe posssiiibllyyyyy leading to a teensy genocide. I’m all for getting off crack, but to think that this is a net positive is loving delusional (woof redtext alert). The bitter truth is that there is no right answer to this.
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:23 |
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CuddleCryptid posted:Perfect, we can pull all our resources out of the region we just destabilized and that will teach us humanity...somehow, I guess. Maybe show a PBS special about the power of friendship to the generals? We aren’t going to make it better by staying. We never have. We made the mess because we are incompetent, and we haven’t gotten the competence to fix it in APPROACHING 20 loving YEARS NOW, so I don’t give a gently caress. Sometimes the path to getting better is messy and has sucky consequences. There is no happy ending here and deciding that our liberal do-good attitude can make a happy ending is basic self-delusion coupled with imperialist racism.
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:23 |
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Frickin comedy goldmine today, wow Very normal to say "THIS IS TOTALLY NOT WHAT OBAMA WOULD DO" apropos of nothing Some idiot keeps rambling about a border wall to distract from all the other important things that are happening. Sad! Steel Slats (Wall) I guess much like how saving billions is equivalent to Mexico paying for the
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:24 |
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if we cared so much about genocide why aren't we pressuring china or burma.
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:25 |
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teen witch posted:Unfortunately the timing of getting off crack has a high chance of maybe posssiiibllyyyyy leading to a teensy genocide. “I’ll quit next week I gotta deal with some poo poo right now” is something everyone who loves an addict has heard a hundred times. And it’s always been and always will be a lie. Quitting is quitting and you don’t do it half-way. If you smoke cigs and you’re in recovery for alcoholism, you can’t just pop into a bar to buy a pack like nothing bad will happen.
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:25 |
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CuddleCryptid posted:Perfect, we can pull all our resources out of the region we just destabilized and that will teach us humanity...somehow, I guess. Maybe show a PBS special about the power of friendship to the generals? I don't support abruptly withdrawing and giving Turkey free reign to go murder some Kurds, but you don't seem to have the slightest understanding of the Syrian civil war.
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:26 |
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A sick little girl died in United States custody after not being given water for seven hours, Don.
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:28 |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/childrenshealth/status/1075507032537620480
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:28 |
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Guns and tanks and bomber planes are not tools useful for rebuilding. If rebuilding Syria is the goal, the military is not who should do it.
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selec posted:“I’ll quit next week I gotta deal with some poo poo right now” is something everyone who loves an addict has heard a hundred times. And it’s always been and always will be a lie. this really threw me for a loop because at first I thought you were talking about my attitude towards my job
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:this really threw me for a loop because at first I thought you were talking about my attitude towards my job SAME, BUDDY. Whoo boy it's not going to be a fun January for me, job-wise. My sympathies, conrad.
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Two years in and the fact that our president is an absolute pants-on-head imbecile still continues to astound me.
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