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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Everyone please welcome Secretary of Defense Jared Kushner.

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Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Fister Roboto posted:

Everyone please welcome Secretary of Defense Jared Kushner.

🙏

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
please confirm as Secretary of Defense, whoever the CEO of Lockheed Martin is

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Secretary of Defense Pladimir Vutin.

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!

McNally posted:

Secretary of Defense Pladimir Vutin.

Sec Def Erik Prince

Tryzzub
Jan 1, 2007

Mudslide Experiment
:10bux: to Richard Lowtax spine fund if it's not somebody with business ties to Trump

:10bux::10bux: if it is

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Tryzzub posted:

ok so today:
- sec def resigns
- russia treasury emailz
- stock market continues to poo poo itself
- probably definitely partial gov shutdown

any other plot points i missed in this episode of 2016, season 3?

USDA wants to increase work requirements for food stamps, which could impact over 700,000 people.

This much news shouldn't be allowed to come out on a Thursday

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM8SQQ5Vneo

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Acebuckeye13 posted:

USDA wants to increase work requirements for food stamps, which could impact over 700,000 people.

This much news shouldn't be allowed to come out on a Thursday

Arbeit Macht Fries?

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/Evan_Rosenfeld/status/1075897621875646464?s=20

Buckle up.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/1075893059102089216

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Terrifying Effigies posted:

Screenshotting this before Marco realizes (lol) that he's a loving idiot:



ahahaha it gets better

https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1075895427029975040

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Florida man shocked when leopard eats his face despite his staunch support of the leopard.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I kind of wish I still worked in our office with the admin who was blindingly loyal to Trump to see if she's cool with her husband probably being in line to work for free starting next week because of Donnie.

Also I have no hope at all that, if impeachment happens, the Republicans in the Senate will do the right thing.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Deathy McDeath posted:

gently caress

gently caress

gently caress

edit: FUUUUUUUUUUCK

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

"But we must also fulfill our constitutional duty to conduct oversight over the policies of the executive branch."

Yeah. Yeah you should mother fucker. So how about you get on that, oh, say, two years ago?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Secdef Allen West

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

That Works posted:

Secdef Allen West

Oh god this is the reddest meat possible

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


That Works posted:

Secdef Allen West
Didn't even make it halfway through the confirmation hearing before pistol whipping a grandmother sitting in the gallery.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
2018 ain't leaving without more casualties

https://twitter.com/katya_zamo/stat...ingawful.com%2F

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


SecDef Tom Cotton.

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1075451858221760513

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.

Tryzzub posted:

ok so today:
- sec def resigns
- russia treasury emailz
- stock market continues to poo poo itself
- probably definitely partial gov shutdown

any other plot points i missed in this episode of 2016, season 3?

a major British airport has been shut down for the last 48 slightly over 24 hours by what is either a targeted attack by people with drones or just some dude with a drone

Generation Internet fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Dec 21, 2018

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



What a time to be alive.


redneck nazgul posted:

The Man Who Would be Prince
:trumppop:

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

This is one way to lower cost of care

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

This feels really appropriate right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkqPB8YUeDc

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




I am absolutely shocked by this revelation

And they'll claim that they're saving the government and taxpayers money lol

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009


Lol and the budget was a measly 6.2 million dollars which is goddamn insulting in the first place.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Lou Takki posted:

Lol and the budget was a measly 6.2 million dollars which is goddamn insulting in the first place.

Meanwhile chuds have donated $8 mil and counting to the wall scam.

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/PatTheBerner/st...ingawful.com%2F

???

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I'm still thinking

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



orange juche posted:

I am absolutely shocked by this revelation

And they'll claim that they're saving the government and taxpayers money lol

Don't gotta pay healthcare/compensation/GI Bill to dead people.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Cutting short your time with loved ones is tough. Will somebody please think of Jody?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


I’m so confused.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
Bring the troops home from Syria and Afghanistan. Forever war is dumb and it's not doing us any favors

Trump, broken clock, etc

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Here have a thing

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1075896313894432770

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Wrong Theory
Aug 27, 2005

Satellite from days of old, lead me to your access code
I am seeing online that we are just cutting the number of our troops in Afghanistan in half. Lol, we're never leaving, c'mon guys.

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