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The fiendish nuiscance sits in an alleyway with an lcd headset on as the cops close in, cackling maniacally while watching from their drone's camera as it flies away to safety away from those dumb losers on the ground. Then they remove the headset and remember they're still in the alleyway with the cops.
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I bet it's secretly May trying to get Brexit out of the news for a little while
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rodbeard posted:I bet it's secretly May trying to get Brexit out of the news for a little while Impossible, it would of ended with dozens dead and her whole staff play acting a manhunt if she was behind it.
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Raccoon in a liquor warehouse. https://i.imgur.com/Zc02dnv.mp4
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Memento posted:Raccoon in a liquor warehouse.
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Dec 21, 2018 12:57
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Good God, General Mark Alexander Popham Carleton-Smith is an actual person 
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tribbledirigible posted:
Much ado about nothing right here.
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CommissarMega posted:Good God, General Mark Alexander Popham Carleton-Smith is an actual person There was previously a top-ranked army general whose name was "Sir Jock Stirrup" and everyone pronounced it more or less as you'd expect.
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tribbledirigible posted:
Wait, where's pussy? "turn off your monitor lol" What do you mean? I'm posting from my phone. "lock your phone then" Sure, any excuse to look at the wallpaper of my puppy. "no i mea--- look, you're the pussy, ok?" Ohhhh ok, gotcha.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Much ado about nothing right here.  + 
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CommissarMega posted:Good God, General Mark Alexander Popham Carleton-Smith is an actual person It says in his Wikipedia entry that he's a member of the gentleman's club Pratt's, where:  Truly, the ruling classes elegantly solve all problems and deserve their status.
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Memento posted:Raccoon in a liquor warehouse. This is like a trashy, grown up version of the phrase "kid in a candy store." 
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This is like my dream life versus my actual life
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Memento posted:Raccoon in a liquor warehouse. That raccoon's drunk as a skunk!
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Wheat Loaf posted:There was previously a top-ranked army general whose name was "Sir Jock Stirrup" and everyone pronounced it more or less as you'd expect. Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
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Kheldarn posted:Nah. There have been plenty of episodes where someone finds a Daily Double, and Alex makes a comment about that person being able to see the scores. It's like the Used Letter Board on Wheel Of Fortune: The players can see it, but we can't. yeah this is two days old but: There's a board offscreen where everyone's score is displayed. You are given a piece of scrap paper and real pen to work out how much you want to bet on Final Jeopardy. You always know exactly how you're doing relative to the other two. source: I came in second
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Hoover Dam posted:yeah this is two days old but: There's a board offscreen where everyone's score is displayed. You are given a piece of scrap paper and real pen to work out how much you want to bet on Final Jeopardy. You always know exactly how you're doing relative to the other two. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvUZijEuNDQ
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Hoover Dam posted:
How lovely were your parting gifts?
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I have two friend who went on Jeopardy. The first had the honor of coming in second to Ken Jennings. The other was a returning champion once. They both said that 90% of playing Jeopardy was timing the buzzer correctly.
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tribbledirigible posted:
I mean, 'yoni' IS made up, but not because people didn't want to say 'vagina.'
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Dosh is a word I made up because I can't bring myself to say money.
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John Lee posted:I mean, 'yoni' IS made up, but not because people didn't want to say 'vagina.' What?
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All words are made up
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Samuringa posted:All words are made up existentially terrifying if true
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There is a light that never goes out, and a wound that never heals
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Phlegmish posted:There is a light that never goes out, and a wound that never heals For the last time stop telling people about the solar powered torch stuck up your but and no the sun doesn't shine from there.
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Ferrule posted:What? By Jove, hush, sir! The female sex does not exist or—at the very least—should not be among those topics of which we speak in polite company, especially using the crass verbiage of our heathen inferiors. Now, if you'll excuse me. I have a new steam-powered massaging apparatus for hysteriacs that must be tested forthwith!
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John Lee posted:I mean, 'yoni' IS made up, but not because people didn't want to say 'vagina.' I’ve gone with “event horizon” for a long time now, but that also isn’t the reason.
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I'll be stealing a turn of phrase describing the general area from forums treasure elise the great: Hobby Lobby.
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Randaconda posted:wrong thread no, that's behind it
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Knormal posted:You know the end of a spy movie where the bad guy's cornered, but then throws off his jacket revealing a jetpack and escapes? Probably that, but with a really big drone. You fool, you absolute moron, the jacket gets thrown off and it's a giant droneman.
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It does fit!
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so that's what croc wieners look like
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Snake? Is that you?
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Ak Gara posted:There's literally anti-drone drones which can fire nets to combat other drones. Airports should probably start buying them. https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-35750816/eagles-trained-to-take-down-drones Dutch > uk
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snergle posted:https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-35750816/eagles-trained-to-take-down-drones this doesnt even say the best part. they custom make metal claw armor for the eagles so they dont have to worry about their claws getting hurt by a rotor. ARMORED METAL DRONE HUNTER EAGLES!
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Specifically it’s Opium that it shows up as.
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