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Arquinsiel posted:Living in Ireland this is a thing I don't get. Like intellectually I know the problem, but when they're outside my front door the fuckers are terrified of literally everything and the whole flock will take off rather than fight me. TITTIEKISSER69 posted:I'm interested.
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# ? Dec 20, 2018 23:52 |
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Arquinsiel posted:Living in Ireland this is a thing I don't get. Like intellectually I know the problem, but when they're outside my front door the fuckers are terrified of literally everything and the whole flock will take off rather than fight me. We had geese attack a lady at one of our offices, dislocated her elbow.
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 01:21 |
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When I was a kid I got chased by a goose at a family picnic. Can’t trust ‘em.
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 03:07 |
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a gøøse once bit my sister
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 04:51 |
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Arquinsiel posted:Living in Ireland this is a thing I don't get. Like intellectually I know the problem, but when they're outside my front door the fuckers are terrified of literally everything and the whole flock will take off rather than fight me. You my friend have come across a gaggle of Canadian Geese that have emigrated, to Ireland it looks like. Go figure. They have lost their way. Home grown Canadian Geese are cunts.
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 05:04 |
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When I was a bit younger there was a really nice pub on the edge of the forest with a big beer garden with a large lake behind. Periodically a gaggle of geese from the lake would just roll into the beer garden clearing it out because they are cunts. You could walk by the pub and see people cowering inside while the geese took over outside knocking poo poo over. How did this thread segue into geese?
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 09:39 |
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Well, Dravs, you're gonna need to turn around - slowly- and back up towards us without making eye contact with it...
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 09:43 |
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Nucken Futz posted:You my friend have come across a gaggle of Canadian Geese that have emigrated, to Ireland it looks like. Go figure. The closest we have to it is Swans really, and the solution to them is "be more of a dick".
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 11:43 |
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A user called me yesterday about a Windows Update on his computer, and if he should let it run. After assuring him it was okay and to def. not interrupt it, and I thought that would be the end of it. Today, he called back. Can we remove this update? :-) Why, what's the problem? It deleted my mail! Wait, what? All your mail is gone? No, but there's this one mail I'm sure that's in my inbox and I can't find it any longer! I re-indexed his mails.
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 12:48 |
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My wife complained that her laptop was slow, so I ordered 4GB of RAM and an internal mSATA SSD that was about 16 times larger than the existing (useless) one. It took quite a bit of effort to get the SSD in (had to remove some plastic to make it fit in its tiny space under the battery) but copying the OS data over, changing the primary boot drive etc went perfectly. Laptop boots about 20x faster now and feels 'like new'. Things like this make me feel like IT jesus.
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 13:40 |
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Security guard speaking. You're on your own re: meeses you don't pay me enough to get within twenty feet of them big boys.
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 14:02 |
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Re: Canada Goose talk - They're loving dicks and I'm glad they're not endangered/protected anymore here in the US. Sorry, Canada. I love just about everything you have, but the geese can go loving die. At old job, there are big tree rings around the buildings, decorating the entrances. They decided they were going to take those over and attack anyone who threatened them. And by threaten, they meant "come within 20 feet of the spot I took over even if you're walking in the other direction and gently caress you I'm going to hop down and chase you while hissing and honking". Assholes. Almost as bad as developers.
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 14:20 |
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I killed a goose this year because it had this unquenchable desire to attack my daughter while we at the park. Kicking the poo poo out if it more than once was not enough to persuade the drat thing. It even had the audacity to keep ignoring me and charging her. I am no professional kicker by any means but a person knows when they have kicked something squarely with all its might and I did it a few times. The drat thing was a terminator. The drat thing was incredible tough to kill. Grabbing it by the neck and stomping it out should have been a simple thing for a bird. The amount feathers, blood, and feces that came out of this thing was insane. The scratches I sustained was not irrelevant either. My child goes from being terrified of being attacked to terrified that I am going full murder machine. It was no a no win. From now on I see them at a distance I am just avoiding them.
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 15:42 |
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Sickening posted:I killed a goose this year because it had this unquenchable desire to attack my daughter while we at the park.
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 15:58 |
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Metal
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 16:04 |
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Sickening posted:I killed a goose this year because it had this unquenchable desire to attack my daughter while we at the park. This was the most beautiful post I have ever read. Nothing quite captures the "geese are cunts" quite like this.
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 16:58 |
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Sickening posted:I killed a goose this year because it had this unquenchable desire to attack my daughter while we at the park. sir this is an Arby's drive through
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 17:10 |
Username post combo
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 17:35 |
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# I killed a goose today / oh boy # kicked out it's guts and beak and poop and skin
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 17:40 |
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Just having an extremely normal one, telling the Help Desk Ticket thread about that time I kicked a bird to death
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 17:54 |
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Conceal/carry due to geese.
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 18:03 |
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Sickening posted:I killed a goose this year because it had this unquenchable desire to attack my daughter while we at the park. Doing
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 18:38 |
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Sickening posted:I killed a goose this year because it had this unquenchable desire to attack my daughter while we at the park.
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 19:04 |
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Sickening posted:I killed a goose this year because it had this unquenchable desire to attack my daughter while we at the park. geese.txt
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 19:05 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:sir this is an Arby's drive through
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 19:13 |
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Ghostlight posted:it's always a pain when vague problems aren't solved by a reboot.
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 19:21 |
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vibur posted:
Ghostlight posted:it's always a pain when vague problems aren't solved by a reboot.
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 19:27 |
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A ticket came in regarding setting up SSO integration for a client:quote:The XML file provided by the customer is: https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/azure/active-directory/saas-apps/fuze-tutorial#configuring-azure-ad-single-sign-on
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 20:26 |
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vibur posted:Well, that explains the feces. Perfect.
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 23:54 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fEj8y14FdM
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# ? Dec 22, 2018 00:38 |
vibur posted:Well, that explains the feces. Reading this in the judge’s voice from My Cousin Vinny.
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# ? Dec 22, 2018 03:09 |
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Sickening posted:I killed a goose this year because it had this unquenchable desire to attack my daughter while we at the park. That story is solid. My hat is off to you.
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# ? Dec 22, 2018 06:51 |
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Sickening posted:I killed a goose this year because it had this unquenchable desire to attack my daughter while we at the park. Hi you sound like a psychopath. Maybe next time just leave??
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# ? Dec 22, 2018 18:01 |
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Can we change the thread title to RE: A Ticket Came In - I killed a goose this year?
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# ? Dec 22, 2018 18:13 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:Hi you sound like a psychopath. Maybe next time just leave?? Its almost like the quote answers the question.
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# ? Dec 22, 2018 18:29 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:Hi you sound like a psychopath. Maybe next time just leave?? HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah a dad protecting a small child is a psychopath. gently caress off. Those shits chase after you and can move faster than you can run.
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# ? Dec 22, 2018 22:08 |
Proteus Jones posted:Those shits chase after you and can move faster than you can run.
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# ? Dec 23, 2018 00:14 |
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nielsm posted:I researched this when we were having massive issues with literally hundreds of profiles left over from nurses etc. logging on shared workstations, filling up tiny 128 GB SSDs. A script to quickly clean up profiles not used for a long time solves 90% of those issues. The Fool posted:An e-mail came in:
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# ? Dec 23, 2018 00:54 |
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Darkman Fanpage posted:Hi you sound like a psychopath. Maybe next time just leave?? You've obviously never dealt with geese. MY grandmother took me to feed the ducks by the pond once. ONCE. As soon as she busted out the bread we were swarmed. I was completely overrun and disappeared into a sea of geese. She went into full on grandmother mode flailing her purse and umbrella like a goddamn ninja tornado knocking geese flying in an explosion of feathers. Those assholes chased us all the way across the park back to the car, throwing themselves against the windows in a fury of feathers and goose poo poo. I learned 2 things that day: 1) geese are assholes and 2) never gently caress with grandma.
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# ? Dec 23, 2018 04:52 |
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Your grandma was better than my ex wife's. She used her only grandson as a human shield when they were attacked by a goose.
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