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Macnult

Clearing the bowl before posting was great idea but so was sitting on my bed thinking about all of the bones in my body for an hour and a half

# ? Dec 18, 2018 05:14

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HappyKitty

Wow,

# ? Dec 18, 2018 08:31

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Macnult posted:

Clearing the bowl before posting was great idea but so was sitting on my bed thinking about all of the bones in my body for an hour and a half

A skeleton lives inside us and waits for the day they can join the skeleton army

Also I accidentally smoked too much and rode the bus to the park in the middle of the night and now I have a bruise from falling off the swings.

# ? Dec 18, 2018 19:05

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Did y'all listen to Ze Christmas music?

# ? Dec 18, 2018 21:42

HappyKitty

Oh wow, it's today already!

# ? Dec 20, 2018 00:37

HappyKitty

I'm high enough to uuuuuuse the Zybourne Clock

# ? Dec 20, 2018 02:53

TheShrike: You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

i was just thinking of a thread like this! i was gonna try to make a joke but i think i'm at the high level where everything feels serious, like there's a significance to the piece of gum i just ate kind of serious.

# ? Dec 20, 2018 07:01

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

HappyKitty posted:

I'm high enough to uuuuuuse the Zybourne Clock

Mods please change my name to Zybourne Cock

# ? Dec 20, 2018 08:00

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hamjobs posted:

Mods please change my name to Zybourne Cock

Really makes you think about those four balls on the edge of the cliff

# ? Dec 20, 2018 21:17

SwimmingSpider: Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

the only time byob has ever made sense to me was when i was high as hell so thsi thread makes sense,

# ? Dec 20, 2018 22:24

SwimmingSpider: Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

HappyKitty posted:

Hey, y'all ever thought about the linguistics of getting high

please elaborate on this op

# ? Dec 20, 2018 22:25

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Big ol rear end

# ? Dec 21, 2018 02:00

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Got too high and knit a pair of socks after therapy, what up warm feet

# ? Dec 21, 2018 05:29

SwimmingSpider: Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

SwimmingSpider posted:

the only time byob has ever made sense to me was when i was high as hell so thsi thread makes sense,

im high now, and posting

# ? Dec 21, 2018 09:32

HappyKitty

SwimmingSpider posted:

please elaborate on this op

Do you think I'm doing this for you, BYOB

# ? Dec 21, 2018 09:54

HappyKitty

Because I am

# ? Dec 21, 2018 09:56

HappyKitty

And I love you.

# ? Dec 21, 2018 09:57

SwimmingSpider: Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

i lvoe linguistics i wanna know what you meant

# ? Dec 21, 2018 10:10

HappyKitty

I can see my phone's pixels

# ? Dec 21, 2018 10:11

HappyKitty

SwimmingSpider posted:

i lvoe linguistics i wanna know what you meant

I'm gonna have to plug in a keyboard

# ? Dec 21, 2018 10:11

HappyKitty

gently caress it. It is through language that we formulate our understanding of the world. We are not Lockean tabulae rasae

# ? Dec 21, 2018 10:14

SwimmingSpider: Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

mhm mhm

# ? Dec 21, 2018 10:20

HappyKitty

I'm high enough to fix my own furnace

# ? Dec 21, 2018 10:26

HappyKitty

I have stairs in my house

# ? Dec 21, 2018 10:27

HappyKitty

Lmbo á þessum fjandinn hund

# ? Dec 21, 2018 10:33

SwimmingSpider: Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

good dog,

i used to be really scared of dogs. i still dont like being close to them but ive learned to appreciate them from a distance

# ? Dec 21, 2018 10:35

HappyKitty

I'm high enough to build the Tower of Babel in Minecraft

# ? Dec 21, 2018 10:35

HappyKitty

Tower of BYOBel

# ? Dec 21, 2018 10:36

HappyKitty

Lmbo à c'te fuckin dog

# ? Dec 21, 2018 10:41

HappyKitty

I NEED SO MANY KITTENS

# ? Dec 21, 2018 11:09

HappyKitty

# ? Dec 21, 2018 11:25

HappyKitty

Goodnight BYOB

# ? Dec 21, 2018 12:12

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

HappyKitty posted:

Lmbo à c'te fuckin dog

i love this dog, i will give you nine kittens in exchange for this dang dog

# ? Dec 21, 2018 19:40

HappyKitty

hamjobs posted:

i love this dog, i will give you nine kittens in exchange for this dang dog

NEVER

Mr Fitzwilliam Darcy cannot be bought

# ? Dec 21, 2018 20:31

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

HappyKitty posted:

NEVER

Mr Fitzwilliam Darcy cannot be bought

I'll give you all seventeen cats

# ? Dec 22, 2018 05:28

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

My medical marijuana card makes me a sort of secret agent.

Yessir, Agent 00420 is on the scene, I have the authority to walk amongst you as a hidden pothead. You won't know it, but I could be high as gently caress and be standing right next to you, my eyes clear and lucid from my years of focused marijuana training.

You might even say my medical marijuana card gives me... a license to c h i l l.

# ? Dec 22, 2018 15:29

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Splatmaster posted:

My medical marijuana card makes me a sort of secret agent.

Yessir, Agent 00420 is on the scene, I have the authority to walk amongst you as a hidden pothead. You won't know it, but I could be high as gently caress and be standing right next to you, my eyes clear and lucid from my years of focused marijuana training.

You might even say my medical marijuana card gives me... a license to c h i l l.

Lol

# ? Dec 22, 2018 15:33