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FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Antivehicular posted:

Desert Bus: Dante's Inferno Edition

Just Purgatorio: The Video Game, where you're walking up the mountain but you're autowalking, can't move any faster or slower, and if you don't pay attention then you'll fall off to one of the lower spirals and have to start walking again from there

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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

FirstAidKite posted:

Just Purgatorio: The Video Game, where you're walking up the mountain but you're autowalking, can't move any faster or slower, and if you don't pay attention then you'll fall off to one of the lower spirals and have to start walking again from there

Getting Over It with Bennet Dante

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!

Light Gun Man posted:

Like ignore the boobs and this a perfectly decent NES style puzzle action game
:nws: video here

I'm sure it has very informative and insightful articles.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Discendo Vox posted:

Getting Over It with Bennet Dante

Basically, yeah

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
https://store.steampowered.com/app/424030/War_of_Rights/


This might be a good game, idk, I'm never gonna play it to find out, but hoo boy is that a questionable name that I feel is only going to cause them trouble. Maybe that was the point though.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Antivehicular posted:

Desert Bus: Dante's Inferno Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7cgd8WOkDE

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004


FirstAidKite posted:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/424030/War_of_Rights/


This might be a good game, idk, I'm never gonna play it to find out, but hoo boy is that a questionable name that I feel is only going to cause them trouble. Maybe that was the point though.

It was the war of the right to not be a slave and I’m sure there can’t be anything else they could be referring to

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

FirstAidKite posted:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/424030/War_of_Rights/


This might be a good game, idk, I'm never gonna play it to find out, but hoo boy is that a questionable name that I feel is only going to cause them trouble. Maybe that was the point though.

It is a legitimately good game but the title is easily one of the worst and, surprising nobody, players on one of the teams are 1000% of the time throwing out racial slurs and other such things.

Mr E
Sep 18, 2007

FirstAidKite posted:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/424030/War_of_Rights/


This might be a good game, idk, I'm never gonna play it to find out, but hoo boy is that a questionable name that I feel is only going to cause them trouble. Maybe that was the point though.

I'm sure a game with a name like that doesn't have shitheads making it.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
maybe South Vs North was too derivative :v:

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


FirstAidKite posted:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/424030/War_of_Rights/


This might be a good game, idk, I'm never gonna play it to find out, but hoo boy is that a questionable name that I feel is only going to cause them trouble. Maybe that was the point though.

It's an excellent game if you like that period. I found a post by the devs that it's "rights of a person not to be a slave" but it's pretty weak justification.

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry
What the gently caress is this?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/886630/Glitch_Pets/



There's even a demo.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Fart of Presto posted:

What the gently caress is this?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/886630/Glitch_Pets/



There's even a demo.

I think reality glitched out and now this is just here

I can dig it

I really wanna try that out now when it goes on sale

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

Looks fun, but I'm pretty sure it'll end up melting my eyes.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, terrible game thread. Steam suggested this when I was going through the queue.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/814540/Changed/

reviewer posted:

At first a friend recommended me this title because it was apparently furry cringe. So, I went in with very low expectations, and to say I'm surprised is an understatement. This is like ironically going to see the emoji movie and getting Wreck-It Ralph. I mean wow, the gameplay could easily be classified as a rage/puzzle game as you're going to be dying ALOT. It's basically "Try not to become a furry: The Game”, except there are some great characters and a creepy tone that this game manages to pull off

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

C.M. Kruger posted:

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, terrible game thread. Steam suggested this when I was going through the queue.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/814540/Changed/

lol at first i was just shocked and confused by this awful bullshit and then i noticed:

"1 friend already owns this game"

lmao not really something you wanna find out about someone

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






corn in the bible posted:

lol at first i was just shocked and confused by this awful bullshit and then i noticed:

"1 friend already owns this game"

lmao not really something you wanna find out about someone

I have a friend who wants that game but I'm pretty sure he's on a quest to wishlist the entire store

I hope

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

C.M. Kruger posted:

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, terrible game thread. Steam suggested this when I was going through the queue.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/814540/Changed/

At least it looks like there's effort put into this, unlike 90% of the other games in this thread.

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

lol no it loving doesn't

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
Oh god just watched the video, my bad. Only glanced at the screenshots before.

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011
I wouldn't normally post a low-effort "sexy asset flip" but this one actually deserves a little more scrutiny.

You know how most of these asset flips just buy a large breasted super sexy female model you can see naked? I don't know what happened to this one...


https://store.steampowered.com/app/868890/Horny_Fighter/

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

corn in the bible posted:

"1 friend already owns this game"

lmao not really something you wanna find out about someone

Hey now just because I own it doesn't mean anything man :|

A good poster
Jan 10, 2010

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

I wouldn't normally post a low-effort "sexy asset flip" but this one actually deserves a little more scrutiny.

You know how most of these asset flips just buy a large breasted super sexy female model you can see naked? I don't know what happened to this one...


https://store.steampowered.com/app/868890/Horny_Fighter/

She's got an animation rig that was probably meant for a larger character, so her limbs are all wierdly proportioned.

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

FirstAidKite posted:

Hey now just because I own it doesn't mean anything man :|

No judgements, but I expect a full LP on my desk by monday :colbert:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

I wouldn't normally post a low-effort "sexy asset flip" but this one actually deserves a little more scrutiny.

You know how most of these asset flips just buy a large breasted super sexy female model you can see naked? I don't know what happened to this one...


https://store.steampowered.com/app/868890/Horny_Fighter/

how you gonna make this game and not call it battleskanx

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

FirstAidKite posted:

Hey now just because I own it doesn't mean anything man :|

five hours played lol

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
review the terrible furry game, first aid kite.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

corn in the bible posted:

five hours played lol

Idlemaster dude, you act like people don't idle games for cards all the time. I mean, even you have 12 hours in Major/Minor and 8 hours in Angels With Scaly Wings.

I don't appreciate you trying to start poo poo with me these past few days. If you wanna stop being passive aggressive about this and say what you obviously have been wanting to say then do it already instead of this dumbass BS you've been doing.

FirstAidKite fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Dec 27, 2018

Hwurmp
May 20, 2005

I only bought it for the articles

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
Weird game-shaming and getting defensive over the same are both dumb as all goshdarn heck, who in the world cares? Just play what dumb nonsense you like and let others do the same, I say.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
well drat time to pack it in, the thread has been rendered pointless by logic

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.

sneakyfrog posted:

well drat time to pack it in, the thread has been rendered pointless by logic

Naw. We're all here together to make fun of bad games, there's just no need to get personal about it.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
aww poo poo pal i forgot this thread is in vidjagames, as you were leftenant

Alien Rope Burn
Dec 5, 2004

I wanna be a saikyo HERO!
It's time to animeshame.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/710030/Cinderella_Escape_2_Revenge/

And slavicshame.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/915460/ULTIMATE_HARDBASS_DEFENCE/

Thanks, Steam Discovery Queue, you're a pal.

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010



You know you're on the right track in life when the Awful Game steam page links are already visited.

Covski
Jun 24, 2007

Bringing the forums together with the greatest thread!
A friend was kind enough to give me this gem for Christmas: https://store.steampowered.com/app/965030/Run_Naked_Woman_Run/

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

quote:

Player character is ALMOST naked woman.

they even lie in the advertisement.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017


For when you're tired of the dignity of Senran Kagura!

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Dark_Swordmaster posted:

I wouldn't normally post a low-effort "sexy asset flip" but this one actually deserves a little more scrutiny.

You know how most of these asset flips just buy a large breasted super sexy female model you can see naked? I don't know what happened to this one...


https://store.steampowered.com/app/868890/Horny_Fighter/

I thought this might be a 2D scantly clad fighter but I guess enough Dead or Alive games already exist.

Covski posted:

A friend was kind enough to give me this gem for Christmas: https://store.steampowered.com/app/965030/Run_Naked_Woman_Run/

It's great that you can get much more entertainment out of the fact that these games exist than you would if you actually bought and played them.

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Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

Safe and sound, detached from reality.
Just like your posting.

bessantj posted:

It's great that you can get much more entertainment out of the fact that these games exist than you would if you actually bought and played them.

Gaming 2018

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