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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang

Phlegmish posted:

Oh good someone posted the casting couch, now we can spend three days Platonically discussing the nature of couches

i just got a new couch. And a looove seat :heysexy:




edit: it has cup holders and a center console for remotes. both have power recline and adjustable headrests. so comfy. suck it bitches.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang has a new favorite as of 15:44 on Dec 23, 2018

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

fisting by many posted:


e: oh yeah and everyone is given some quantity of stacked platforms to stand on so nobody looked too tall or short relative to everyone else

What if you were super tall? Did they open a trap door to a recessed floor?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Who What Now posted:

What if you were super tall? Did they open a trap door to a recessed floor?

Then Harrison Bergeron would burst through the door and leap like a deer on the moon.

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

Who What Now posted:

What if you were super tall? Did they open a trap door to a recessed floor?

Tall people aren't smart enough to get on Jeopary so it has never been a problem

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Solice Kirsk posted:

Then Harrison Bergeron would burst through the door and leap like a deer on the moon.

Holy poo poo hello, high school English class!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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hooah posted:

Holy poo poo hello, high school English class!

:hfive:

But I think we read it in 8th grade or something.

edit:
I'm still waiting for the day I can pull off an A Day No Pigs Would Die reference. Grade school books were the best books.

Solice Kirsk has a new favorite as of 18:14 on Dec 23, 2018

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Who What Now posted:

What if you were super tall? Did they open a trap door to a recessed floor?

On Jeopardy anyway they're all on motorized platforms that they raise and lower to average out height; the dude I lost to was like 6'6" to my 5'2"

and yes, the hardest part is buzzing in fastest

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Hoover Dam posted:

On Jeopardy anyway they're all on motorized platforms that they raise and lower to average out height; the dude I lost to was like 6'6" to my 5'2"

and yes, the hardest part is buzzing in fastest

If you need an albino asian to help you arch the guy hmu

Cavenagh
Oct 9, 2007

Grrrrrrrrr.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Might be an Italian Greyhound or a Whippet, both equally bourgeois.



Whippets are bourgeois?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Cavenagh posted:

Whippets are bourgeois?

All sighthounds are bourgeois. All of them. Even Irish Wolfhounds.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Dixville posted:

I'm having trouble coming up with the non sexual reasons for putting a egg in your rectum

I saw In the Realm of the Senses and

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

Phy posted:

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

That and everything that’s emerged really does suggest an origin point in a dimension of pure chaos, pure evil.


This is awesome though. Who wouldn’t pick “sea captain” at any possible opportunity?

Kwanzaa Quickie
Nov 4, 2009

Paladinus posted:

Yeah, it's a regular couch.

It looks like the room where Brendan Dassey was interviewed in Making a Murderer footage

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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burial posted:

This is awesome though. Who wouldn’t pick “sea captain” at any possible opportunity?

Well, Egyptians weren't big fans of Sea People. So maybe they wouldn't.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Solice Kirsk posted:

Well, Egyptians weren't big fans of Sea People. So maybe they wouldn't.

Goddamn, I wasn't expecting that.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

I am a: SEA CAPTAIN
Seeking: LARGE WHITE MALE
Looking for: INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP
Within: 100 MILES of PERDITION'S FLAMES

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Bert Roberge posted:

Dick Contino record covers are pretty :lol:



But what an artist!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgzBc-8g4u0

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Phy posted:

I am a: SEA CAPTAIN
Seeking: LARGE WHITE MALE
Looking for: INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP
Within: 100 MILES of PERDITION'S FLAMES

I am a: SEA CAPTAIN
Seeking: LARGE WHITE WHALE
Looking for: INTIMATE “RELATIONSHIP”
Within: FORBIDDEN SEAS and BARBAROUS COASTS

Hirethor
Dec 16, 2008

You think you know hip?
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BEING HIP!

Phlegmish posted:

Oh good someone posted the casting couch, now we can spend three days Platonically discussing the nature of couches

Platonic? Nah bro, we gon gently caress.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Cavenagh posted:

Whippets are bourgeois?

Whippets: Yes

Whip-Its: No


:rznv:

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Cavenagh posted:

Whippets are bourgeois?

Whippets? Whippets real good.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/AiNSNsc.mp4

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Jose Valasquez posted:

Tall people aren't smart enough to get on Jeopary so it has never been a problem

Sorry bout your tiny penis.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Solice Kirsk posted:

Well, Egyptians weren't big fans of Sea People. So maybe they wouldn't.

:drat:

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

No he isn't:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/IncredibleCulk/status/1076899668922064896

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Solice Kirsk posted:

All sighthounds are bourgeois. All of them. Even Irish Wolfhounds.

Sighthound/sheepdog mixes are sometimes known as "lurchers." This is from a Roma word meaning "to steal." The idea was if you were Roma and got caught on someone else's land with a sighthound from the middle ages through to the early modern period you were 100% obviously poaching. With a sheepdog mix as long as you ditched your kills and bow/gun before they saw you there was a chance you could bullshit your way out of consequences. "Oh hello, Mr. Game Warden, my shepherd got lose and I had to chase it down, so sorry for trespassing."

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Isn't that the dude who who draws furry porn

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Screaming Idiot posted:

Isn't that the dude who who draws furry porn

You say that like there's only one.

Edit: curiosity got the better of me. There's some furry but I scrolled until I got bored and didn't see any porn.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Hookup app for Sirens

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Finally, something I agree with conservatives on.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

You say that like there's only one.

Edit: curiosity got the better of me. There's some furry but I scrolled until I got bored and didn't see any porn.

To be fair, he does do in one video what hundreds of youtubers failed to do: summarize the entirety of Dark Souls without relying on fanfiction. Sorry VaatiVidya.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Screaming Idiot posted:

Isn't that the dude who who draws furry porn

Probably

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Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

JoelJoel posted:

Sorry bout your tiny penis.

At least it is proportional :qq:

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