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Ah, I see she was Republican
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# ? Dec 23, 2018 13:57 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Ah, I see she was Republican
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# ? Dec 23, 2018 14:02 |
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Fil5000 posted:# I killed a goose today / oh boy I got somethin’ to say I killed a honker today Geese actually are some tough loving birds. Try going hunting, it’s not uncommon to clip them with a few pellets and they only miss maybe one wing flap before they keep going. And thanks to how fast they move and the three round limit on waterfowl it can be hard to land a follow-up shot. When I went, my dad was the only one to drop one, and that involved nailing it straight in the chest with the pellets that were still being held together by the wad at that range. Two goddamn inches of bird chest completely gone. Then he didn’t use a drip pan in the smoker and burned it to a crisp 22 Eargesplitten fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Dec 23, 2018 |
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Ah, I see she was Republican More like Repelican
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# ? Dec 24, 2018 02:05 |
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My goose story that isn't actually mine: My in-laws have an 8mm movie of a day many years ago at the park where they are all feeding ducks and geese. My father-in-law is filming and you can see my eight-year old brother-in-law get bit by a goose. It's silent film but you can see him jerk and then start crying and then gets placated by my mother-in-law. A few moments later, my nine-year old future wife gets bit and then my mother-in-law placates her. But then my mother-in-law gets bit a few moments later and this kind, gentle woman winds up and kicks this piece of poo poo goose. And then as the goose closes in for more food, my MIL kicks it again and then takes some threatening steps after it at which point the goose gets the idea and waddles off like only cocksucker geese do. gently caress geese. They wreck soccer fields with their lovely poo poo and are annoying as gently caress. I hear that if you kill one and leave the corpse where it lies the rest of the flock will take off and never return. c/d?
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# ? Dec 24, 2018 06:29 |
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If this is true I hope Trump starts another branch of the military called Goose Force that kills and abandons one goose on every square meter of land in the USA.
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# ? Dec 24, 2018 06:34 |
No, the rest of the flock will then swarm around and try to eat it, then you can get them all at once. Or was that wasps
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# ? Dec 24, 2018 06:36 |
He'd probably be down to find out if you can nuke a flock of geese.
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# ? Dec 24, 2018 06:45 |
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Javid posted:He'd probably be down to find out if you can nuke a flock of geese. I'll accept this but only if he yells "flock you!" while doing so.
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# ? Dec 24, 2018 07:14 |
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Aunt Beth posted:If this is true I hope Trump starts another branch of the military called Goose Force that kills and abandons one goose on every square meter of land in the USA. I'd vote for that. When I worked retail we had a pair setup nest directly in front of the front entrance. Corperate was too cheap to get rid of them until after they attacked at least ten or fifteen people.
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# ? Dec 26, 2018 19:53 |
Geese are assholes. I took one out with a 9 iron when it charged after me a few times. If you haven't been pecked/charged/swarmed you have no clue how tenacious those dicks are. Canada is so nice because they take all their hate/rage, infuse it into their Geese using some sort of Sand Fracking/science method and send them south to torment the US/Mexico
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# ? Dec 26, 2018 23:03 |
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I've never seen Canadians get so angry as when my roommate mentioned taking pictures of them. We were there during the spring, and they had their babies with them, which were super-adorable (I recognize they're a pest, but that doesn't make the baby geese any less adorable). We were careful not to get close, but apparently that, is, like, triggering for Canucks.
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# ? Dec 26, 2018 23:14 |
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Langolas posted:Canada is so nice because they take all their hate/rage, infuse it into their Geese using some sort of Sand Fracking/science method and send them south to torment the US/Mexico
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# ? Dec 26, 2018 23:48 |
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Collateral Damage posted:I have this theory that Canadian Geese are the karmic counterweight to the niceness of Canadian people. In support of this, I present, this.
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# ? Dec 27, 2018 02:01 |
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I just had a desktop tech basically drop a printer down on a table and send me a ticket to not only mac authenticate it on the network, but to " remotely set the IP and sleep settings." No, you lazy loving useless pile of gently caress. Do you want to know why you are a 50 year old desktop tech? This is why you are a 50 year old desktop tech.
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Farking Bastage posted:I just had a desktop tech basically drop a printer down on a table and send me a ticket to not only mac authenticate it on the network, but to " remotely set the IP and sleep settings." No, you lazy loving useless pile of gently caress. Do you want to know why you are a 50 year old desktop tech? This is why you are a 50 year old desktop tech. This kind of thing is mad to me. Where I am currently working there is a lady on 1st line who has been there for almost 16 years now. Absolutely no interest in pushing to get out of it. Just happy sitting there resetting passwords for close to 2 decades. I just don't understand the mentaility.
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# ? Dec 28, 2018 10:02 |
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Dravs posted:This kind of thing is mad to me. Where I am currently working there is a lady on 1st line who has been there for almost 16 years now. Absolutely no interest in pushing to get out of it. Just happy sitting there resetting passwords for close to 2 decades. I just don't understand the mentality. Stable paycheck, relatively low-stress job without much responsibility, and a life that's probably focused outside of work.
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# ? Dec 28, 2018 10:28 |
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Dravs posted:Absolutely no interest in pushing to get out of it. Just happy sitting there resetting passwords for close to 2 decades. I just don't understand the mentaility. that lady probably goes home and doesn't think about work until the next time she goes in. tbh i identify with people like her more than i identify with the people that get off work and spend their time off studying for certs
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# ? Dec 28, 2018 12:15 |
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Thom and the Heads posted:that lady probably goes home and doesn't think about work until the next time she goes in. tbh i identify with people like her more than i identify with the people that get off work and spend their time off studying for certs Same, I read up on stuff when it's funny/interesting but I am more likely to knit a sweater tbh.
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# ? Dec 28, 2018 12:35 |
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Thom and the Heads posted:that lady probably goes home and doesn't think about work until the next time she goes in. tbh i identify with people like her more than i identify with the people that get off work and spend their time off studying for certs I wish I could quit thinking about work when I leave gently caress. Gotta get out of this place.
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# ? Dec 28, 2018 14:07 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Stable paycheck, relatively low-stress job without much responsibility, and a life that's probably focused outside of work. Ding ding ding! I'll expose myself with having the janitor job for 11 years now which was not the plan. About 6 in I was at the point of being done and wanting more money etc when I had the chance to move across the US. Instead of losing my job they let me work from home full time and I have been for 5 years now. Taking commuting out of life opens up a lot of time energy and money, plus never having kids means I just don't need much. It rubs my ego the wrong way sometimes but inevitably I get a call from some poor fucker on hour 11 in the office who's going out of their mind and that resets it pretty hard. Totally don't give work a single gently caress once my shift is over either, to do otherwise I feel is a sickness. I get a lot of day to day chores done between calls on top of having a better diet with my kitchen 3m away. At this point returning to an office on the regular would massively tank my happiness, but I know this is a uncommon trait as a lot of people can't handle being alone as much as I am. Plus I get paid to play video games since I work the evening shift so my call volume is non existent for 2/3 of my shift. AND no loving uncomfortable office clothes with all the wasteful laundry that comes with it.
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# ? Dec 28, 2018 15:05 |
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LethalGeek posted:Ding ding ding!
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# ? Dec 28, 2018 15:26 |
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I worked fully remote for the previous 8 years before changing to a job that requires me be in the office everyday (downtown Phoenix yay!) and holy poo poo does it make a huge difference in happiness and how you feel at the end of the day - how much time you sit in traffic, money for gas, and how much earlier you have to wake up to commute, etc. I did the math once and found I’d be relatively comfortable giving up $5 an hour to work from home everyday.
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# ? Dec 28, 2018 16:12 |
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Thom and the Heads posted:that lady probably goes home and doesn't think about work until the next time she goes in. tbh i identify with people like her more than i identify with the people that get off work and spend their time off studying for certs I don't think about work from the moment I leave until I get back, unless there is an outage or a 15-30 min planned change (that I get to pick the time after the kids are in bed). Once I leave work the hardest part of my day begins, with is being a good parent and husband and handyman. (new house, lots of projects to do) Granted, i'm a glorified sysadmin, but I can't complain about my compensation and benefits at this company. They take care of their employees and understand there is life outside of work. If I have a good need I can WFH/come in late and it doesn't hit my 5 weeks of PTO. They invest good money in IT and people. We just doubled the size of the company with an acquisition and are doing integration/cut over planning to bring all their employees on board our systems.
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# ? Dec 28, 2018 16:28 |
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LethalGeek posted:It rubs my ego the wrong way sometimes but inevitably I get a call from some poor fucker on hour 11 in the office who's going out of their mind and that resets it pretty hard. Totally don't give work a single gently caress once my shift is over either, to do otherwise I feel is a sickness. I get a lot of day to day chores done between calls on top of having a better diet with my kitchen 3m away. At this point returning to an office on the regular would massively tank my happiness, but I know this is a uncommon trait as a lot of people can't handle being alone as much as I am. duffmensch posted:I did the math once and found Id be relatively comfortable giving up $5 an hour to work from home everyday. $5/hour? It costs me £100 (over £15/hour wage equivalent) in actual real money just to commute. I get paid £95/hour to work from home, so that would have to increase more than 50% for it to be worth giving up 4 hours and £100 to the commute, and that's not even including unhappiness pay. Jaded Burnout fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Dec 28, 2018 |
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Jaded Burnout posted:
What on earth is your commute to be costing 100 quid a day?
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# ? Dec 28, 2018 17:14 |
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fluppet posted:What on earth is your commute to be costing 100 quid a day? High speed train is £70 return, plus ~£5 tube, ~£8 train station parking, ~£2 fuel & maintenance, and an ~£8 central-London lunch. So that's, what, 90+? Jaded Burnout fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Dec 28, 2018 |
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Jaded Burnout posted:High speed train is £70 return, plus ~£5 tube, ~£8 train station parking, ~£2 fuel & maintenance, and an ~£8 central-London lunch. So that's, what, 90+? They don't have a commuter's pass?
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# ? Dec 28, 2018 17:49 |
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PBS posted:They don't have a commuter's pass? They do, I think I graphed it out at one point. I think if I'm willing to buy many months and work 5 days per week then it maybe halves the train cost (but not any of the other costs).
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Jaded Burnout posted:They do, I think I graphed it out at one point. I think if I'm willing to buy many months and work 5 days per week then it maybe halves the train cost (but not any of the other costs). Take lunch with you, is a start. edit; and I'm also assuming you might not have went for a London role living where you are now if it involved being office based.
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# ? Dec 28, 2018 20:33 |
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mehall posted:Take lunch with you, is a start. So I give up more time instead. mehall posted:edit; and I'm also assuming you might not have went for a London role living where you are now if it involved being office based. I actually moved out to where I am while working full time in London, because house prices. The point isn't so much that I could or couldn't have a lower cost commute, it's that while I'm on the high end of the bell curve for this, $5/hour feels like they're undervaluing the cost of their commute in time, happiness, and actual cash. Even commuting with season tickets etc used to cost me £800-900/month.
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# ? Dec 28, 2018 21:25 |
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Jaded Burnout posted:So I give up more time instead. In fairness, London is especially bad. My commuting at present is £60 a month to get into Glasgow.
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Jaded Burnout posted:So I give up more time instead. Your commute sounds way more intensive than mine in time and logistics. I spend $40 a week on gas and have an hour commute where I jam to Pandora or listen to podcasts in the car.
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# ? Dec 28, 2018 23:09 |
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duffmensch posted:Your commute sounds way more intensive than mine in time and logistics. I spend $40 a week on gas and have an hour commute where I jam to Pandora or listen to podcasts in the car. Yeah perhaps I'm further up the bell curve than I thought. Commuting into a city in the UK tends to suck, and the more major a city the worse (and more expensive) it is. Takes me 2 dang hours to travel 50 miles, and it's more like 2h30 by car on a quiet weekend, I'd hate to try it at rush hour. The train companies seem to price their monthly season tickets with this formula code:
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# ? Dec 28, 2018 23:41 |
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20-minute walk to work. Suck it, plebs.
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# ? Dec 29, 2018 00:04 |
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If I had a 4-5 hour commute everyday I’d have to be remote at least several days a week or be able to rent something nearby and make the long trip on the weekends.
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# ? Dec 29, 2018 00:16 |
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Thanatosian posted:20-minute walk to work. Suck it, plebs. I really hope I get this WFH job I’m interviewing for on the second so I can start saying ten second walk to work.
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# ? Dec 29, 2018 02:23 |
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Or you could bike like I do. Bit more efficient
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Thanatosian posted:20-minute walk to work. Suck it, plebs. 10 second walk into home office after breakfast, shower and taking care of pets. Work in sweats and T-shirts. 22 Eargesplitten posted:I really hope I get this WFH job I’m interviewing for on the second so I can start saying ten second walk to work. It's very nice
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iospace posted:Or you could bike like I do. Bit more efficient It’s not worth the hassle to maneuver the bike through the bedroom, down the hall, and into my office.
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