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Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum
Seahawks generally looked good against a great offense and made some good plays on offense as well. Feelin good about a first round exit, it will be close

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kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Seattle is going to Beat the Cowboys, right?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Transitive property that means the Niners could beat the Chiefs right?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

imagine losing to the niners and beating the chiefs seven days later

I don't have to imagine that. :hawksin:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Its Rinaldo posted:

Transitive property that means the Niners could beat the Chiefs right?

Absolutely

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Chichevache posted:

The chiefs are actually bad.

drat and i was all ready to give the seahawks their first real win of the season

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

Bob Socko posted:

Check this out.

Bad teams keep beating good teams.
Seahawks bad, Chiefs good.
Therefore, the Seahawks will beat the Chiefs.

It’s pretty solid logic.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
They might have, but the Chiefs murdered Jimmy G :rip:

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Its Rinaldo posted:

Transitive property that means the Niners could beat the Chiefs right?

absolutely

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

Spoeank posted:

They might have, but the Chiefs murdered Jimmy G :rip:

Jimmy G murdered himself

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Friends remember that Doug Baldwin owns god bless

Peachfart posted:

Jimmy G murdered himself

Real source of injury was slaying pornstars

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum

Peachfart posted:

Jimmy G murdered himself

Mullens is better anyway

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Peachfart posted:

Jimmy G murdered himself

He died playing the chiefs ergo ipso facto colombo oreo the chiefs killed him

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

shirts and skins posted:

But every team the Seahawks beat is bad, because they lost to the Seahawks, so the Seahawks can never beat a good team

So if Seattle beats Kansas City then we can be sure that the Chiefs are bad

:emptyquote:

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
I hate how every game day there’s a bunch of Seahawks posters that show up and just spew negativity and that the Seahawks are soooo bad

Get hosed haters

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

I hate how every game day there’s a bunch of Seahawks posters that show up and just spew negativity and that the Seahawks are soooo bad

Get hosed haters

I mean, this is the first team that was good they beat.

Panthers imploded, Cowboys and Viks are mediocre, and everyone else was awful.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Wilson 271 yards 3 TD no picks
Mahomes 273 yards 3 TD no picks

What a game.



:suicide:

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

How long does it take for that Thanos guy to make a video? I could really go for a Thanos video.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

kensei posted:

Seattle is going to Beat the Cowboys, right?

Eh, they’ve gotta go on the road and the cowboys defense is talented. The offense is kind of bad, but then the Seahawks defense isn’t very good. They might get through the Cowboys but they’re not winning three road games in a row.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Eh, they’ve gotta go on the road and the cowboys defense is talented. The offense is kind of bad, but then the Seahawks defense isn’t very good. They might get through the Cowboys but they’re not winning three road games in a row.

Man. The Seahawks and Cowboys are both sooooo different from what they were in week 3. Seahawks have a considerably worse defense without Thomas but an offense that isn't completely tripping over its own dick. Cowboys have, yknow, an actual wide receiver to work with. If that game happens (and it should, would take SEA losing at home vs ARI plus a MIN win over CHI) then it'll be a hell of a game.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

shirts and skins posted:

Man. The Seahawks and Cowboys are both sooooo different from what they were in week 3. Seahawks have a considerably worse defense without Thomas but an offense that isn't completely tripping over its own dick. Cowboys have, yknow, an actual wide receiver to work with. If that game happens (and it should, would take SEA losing at home vs ARI plus a MIN win over CHI) then it'll be a hell of a game.

I think the cowboys are going to be tough to run against, and I’m not sure Seattle can win a game where they’re forced pass the ball to move the chains. New Orleans, Dallas, and Chicago are all top 5 rushing defenses.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Eh, they’ve gotta go on the road and the cowboys defense is talented. The offense is kind of bad, but then the Seahawks defense isn’t very good. They might get through the Cowboys but they’re not winning three road games in a row.

I mean... the defense just did a pretty good job against the best offense in the league...

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Benne posted:

Never in doubt

lmao

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Fair.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
:glomp:

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Chichevache posted:

I mean... the defense just did a pretty good job against the best offense in the league...

They didn’t do a good job.

Also, since the Seahawks have matched their win total from last year I owe a charity $200 bucks per a pre-season bet. Soliciting requests from Seahawks fans for who to donate to.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
This thick dicked hero right here is the one who made that bet. So all you haters will donate to the charity of my choice.

E: I sincerely respect that you both remembered and volunteered that you lost the bet. You have a quality character.

E2: I checked the old thread you only wagered $100 my friend

JIZZ DENOUEMENT fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Dec 24, 2018

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Its Rinaldo posted:

I mean, this is the first team that was good they beat.

Panthers imploded, Cowboys and Viks are mediocre, and everyone else was awful.

They do that poo poo all the time. Even in our peak Super Bowl seasons they’d say the same dumb negative poo poo.

It’s especially annoying when they are like “this city has a history of disappointing sports, just look at the mariners!”

JIZZ DENOUEMENT fucked around with this message at 08:20 on Dec 24, 2018

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Please beat Dallas, Seahawks. It's all I ask.

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

This thick dicked hero right here is the one who made that bet. So all you haters will donate to the charity of my choice.

E: I sincerely respect that you both remembered and volunteered that you lost the bet. You have a quality character.

E2: I checked the old thread you only wagered $100 my friend

I humbly submit the splc in memory of wheez

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Sweeper posted:

I humbly submit the splc in memory of wheez

This is a perfect idea.

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum
I’ll match any donations to the splc. Post your confirmations here

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

They do that poo poo all the time. Even in our peak Super Bowl seasons they’d say the same dumb negative poo poo.

It’s especially annoying when they are like “this city has a history of disappointing sports, just look at the mariners!”

Well, have you looked at the Mariners?

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks for winning the Super Bowl.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

King Hong Kong posted:

Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks for winning the Super Bowl.

Thank you God Bless

Vhak lord of hate posted:

Well, have you looked at the Mariners?

If it weren't for the Seahawks Seattle sports would be incredibly depressing. I think the city threw itself into soccer so much in a desperate attempt to enjoy something for once. And what do you know, that's right when Carroll and Schneider started up. God 2008 sucked.

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS
I'd say right now the only truly depressing Seattle franchise now is the Mariners (Sonics too if you're still salty about that like me), the Storm just won a championship, the Sounders are two years out from winning one, I'd say Seattle is one of the more :blessed: cities around right now. Plus, future home of the dominant Seattle Sockeyes.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

https://streamable.com/d2pt1

same old sorry rear end rams

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Vhak lord of hate posted:

I'd say right now the only truly depressing Seattle franchise now is the Mariners (Sonics too if you're still salty about that like me), the Storm just won a championship, the Sounders are two years out from winning one, I'd say Seattle is one of the more :blessed: cities around right now. Plus, future home of the dominant Seattle Sockeyes.

really hope that they pick the Sockeyes for the NHL team name

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Sweeper posted:

I humbly submit the splc in memory of wheez

I made a thread for the bets. People are donating to the Socialist alternative. My bet, my choice of organization. Hell a bunch of Seattle posters were also doubting they would win 9 games.

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Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS

hifi posted:

https://streamable.com/d2pt1

same old sorry rear end rams

You can take the Gregg Williams out of the Rams...

Looking forward to seeing the Bears take a poo poo on them.

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