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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

1) He's like six deals behind; he rejected the $25B for DACA deal a year ago

2) $5 billion will not build the "entire" wall, holy poo poo

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Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011


USPOL Winter: (poor me)

Tormented
Jan 22, 2004

"And the goat shall bear upon itself all their iniquities unto a solitary place..."

This is the president of the United States of America! W-T-F

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Is this the most pathetic he’s ever been on Twitter? I think it is.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Yes, this is what a strong leader says

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Yes, poor you, you miserable orange waste of perfectly good oxygen. If I thought you were actually capable of feelings like "loneliness", I'd feel more schadenfreude.

Priapus Unbound
Aug 28, 2011


God this is such an amazing window into his mental state.

The image of our frothing president tweeting away his lonely mornings bitterly blaming others for his increasing isolation is an amazing Christmas story for our time. Shame about the probable lack of redemptive arc where the president makes nice with all the people he's blamed, or this would be the stuff of high school Christmas plays for generations to come.

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich
https://twitter.com/kasparov63/status/1077035948494516226?s=21

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Every Democrat with a goddamn phone should be tweeting back "No deal, you miserable orange pig. Sign the clean CR or we'll leave the loving thing shut down until next Christmas."

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Taerkar posted:

Yeah, that wasn't actually what Chamberlain was doing at all. The Munich Agreement was as much to buy time for the UK as anything else.

There was also a belief among Western elites, like Chamberlain, that Stalin and Communism were a bigger threat than Hitler and facisim. They were hoping that Hitler would end up picking a fight with Stalin, who ended up signing a non-aggresion pact treaty with one another, did the Devil's Triangle on Poland, then Hitler turned his attentions to the Low Countries and France.

Au Revoir Shosanna
Feb 17, 2011

i support this government and/or service
https://twitter.com/muhmentions/status/1077225086367739904?s=19

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


WoodrowSkillson posted:

Saddam gassed them and the bushes we're the first developed world leaders that lifted a finger to help them in decades.

Edit: this poo poo is also the most privileged goddamn thing I think I've seen in loving ages.

i wasn't serious, stupid.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

This is quite the loving cracking of a president.

It's the noon hour on Monday. On Xmas week.

Can't wait to see how he's doing by NYE.

Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.


https://twitter.com/tarapalmeri/status/1076605631161864192

:thunk:

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
the moist boi wanna be golfing so bad

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Tomorrow Trump will tweet “Merry Cismas!” and FOX NEWS and their acolytes will applaud him for finally putting an end to the war on Christmas, and white people.

Except ofcourse it won’t be the end, since the Democrats are still alive, and so the idiotic TV-show ramblings can continue indefinitely.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Melanie definitely thought she’d have a week of peace hahaha

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
I really don’t care, do u?

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo
I mean why do we even have a 25th amendment at this point? If he's not incapacitated, who short of a comatose person is?

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

1glitch0 posted:

This is quite the loving cracker of a president.

ftfy

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Is this the most pathetic he’s ever been on Twitter? I think it is.

While preachers preach of evil fates
Teachers teach that knowledge waits
Can lead to hundred-dollar plates
Goodness hides behind its gates
But even the president of the United States
Sometimes must have to stand naked

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

BigglesSWE posted:

I really don’t care, do u?

I feel bad that Melanie has to spend Christmas with her husband. Then I remember she is also a vile human being and I lol

The Super-Id
Nov 9, 2005

"You know it's what you really want."


Grimey Drawer
Can we just brick up the whitehouse and build a new one and then elect another president and just forget this whole thing ever happened (after using Trump’s presidency as cause to eject every republican from politics)?

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Herstory Begins Now posted:

I like the implication that some dipshit who managed to lose money running a casino knows more about economics than thousands of economists

I mean in the end they're all mostly con men.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

VH4Ever posted:

I mean why do we even have a 25th amendment at this point? If he's not incapacitated, who short of a comatose person is?

The founders assumed our elected officials would govern in good faith, with the interest of the country foremost.

Whoops!

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.




Is it possible to be sundowning at 1pm in the afternoon?

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

nine-gear crow posted:

I feel bad that Melanie has to spend Christmas with her husband. Then I remember she is also a vile human being and I lol

She’s had her outs. In fact, just file for divorce and break the Evangelical’s heads already, Melania. Then ofc, this would ruin your economic future, which is clearly unthinkable.

Anyone who willingly puts up with Trump, is per definition a terrible person. Unless these persons actively bring ruin to Trump in the unseen future, I see no reason whatsoever to ever give them a sympathetic look.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

VH4Ever posted:

I mean why do we even have a 25th amendment at this point? If he's not incapacitated, who short of a comatose person is?

The Constitution except for one half of one sentence in it is a useless and dead document that no one actually abides by.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Is this the most pathetic he’s ever been on Twitter? I think it is.

You're expecting him to not top this, which is impossible as there is no bottom for Trump.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

VH4Ever posted:

I mean why do we even have a 25th amendment at this point? If he's not incapacitated, who short of a comatose person is?

The original purpose of section 4 of the 25th amendment was to handle cases like comas. The intended remedy for staggering incompetence is impeachment. Note that if the president resists (and he would), removing him via the 25th is harder than removing via impeachment.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

tecnocrat posted:

Is it possible to be sundowning at 1pm in the afternoon?

Well, the days do get pretty short around the winter solstice.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

The Super-Id posted:

Can we just brick up the whitehouse and build a new one and then elect another president and just forget this whole thing ever happened (after using Trump’s presidency as cause to eject every republican from politics)?

Someone needs to lure Trump into the white house Cellar with some burger king and diet coke Cask Of Amontillado style.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus
Haha, jokes on these assholes, I'm too poor to have anything be wrecked by the stock market tumbling.

Well, except for the fact that my non-profit gig is grant funded and relies on generous donors who continue to have shitloads of money. gently caress.

ascii genitals
Aug 19, 2000



Priapus Unbound posted:

God this is such an amazing window into his mental state.

The image of our frothing president tweeting away his lonely mornings bitterly blaming others for his increasing isolation is an amazing Christmas story for our time. Shame about the probable lack of redemptive arc where the president makes nice with all the people he's blamed, or this would be the stuff of high school Christmas plays for generations to come.

Donald Trump is alone for Christmas (more isolated than ever!!), soaking his bed sheets with flop sweat. 4 dimensional chess everybody.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

nine-gear crow posted:

The Constitution except for one half of one sentence in it is a useless and dead document that no one actually abides by.

The cult-esque reverence for a document written before the industrial revolution changed the world will literally bring the end of the civilized world one day.

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
https://twitter.com/brianschatz/status/1077257596552110081?s=21

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Dubious posted:

the moist boi wanna be golfing so bad

Yep.



These are the stuck in DC instead of being allowed to go to his playground grumpy tweets we were hoping for.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

Someone needs to lure Trump into the white house Cellar with some burger king and diet coke Cask Of Amontillado style.

They have a bunker. Just say there's a suspected terror attack, take him down there alone, weld the door shut, dynamite the elevator shaft and cut communications and he'll be down there until he runs out of food.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

“Poor me”, whined the President of the United States.

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Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
The "war on Christmas" guy ruined his own Christmas because he couldn't get his wall.

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