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spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari



YOU THERE BOY, WHAT DAY IS IT TO-DAY?

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Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

Wait if Farage is at ToiletPaperUSA on Xmas Eve how is he going to stand at his microwave for The Queen tomorrow

E wait this was the 20th stand down Brexit is safe

Doccykins fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Dec 24, 2018

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
The only thing "4D" about Donald Trump is the intricate latticework that is his 19-layered corn silk combover



Also just look at this sweaty hog-man

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Catastrophe posted:

The only thing "4D" about Donald Trump is the intricate latticework that is his 19-layered corn silk combover



Also just look at this sweaty hog-man



the mesh network of hooks that connect his fake hair to his real hair has to be manually adjusted and re-tightened every couple weeks

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
there was a whole article about it during the campaign

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



https://twitter.com/PhilKenSaban/status/1077342322348773377

StupidSexyVaultGuy fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Dec 25, 2018

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



quote:

Merry Christmas you loving filthy animals, I love you!! Pray for GEOTUS and thank God he's at the helm of our Great Nation. This is the next level. He's about to go to war with The Fed. He will show the normies why The Fed exists and why they are such an insidious cancer embedded in our Great Republic

This is a very good and Grade A #1 Americanski non-bot remark, John Smith.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


Holy poo poo this is the best thing ever.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



smoobles posted:

everyone please look at the president's Big Pants

vvv



We have the bounce house that you ordered back from the tailors, Mr. President.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Surely, if I wear these JNCO Stovepipe pants, no one will be able to tell how fat my ham legs are.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1077329121745793025
It owns that the president is just going to poo poo post his way through our most sacred holiday, which we cherish so, which he alone has allowed us to celebrate without shame or fear of being silenced.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



trem_two posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1077329121745793025
It owns that the president is just going to poo poo post his way through our most sacred holiday, which we cherish so, which he alone has allowed us to celebrate without shame or fear of being silenced.

I left the grocery store earlier, tipped my cap and wished the elderly lady walking in a Merry Christmas.

Her head exploded.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

I left the grocery store earlier, tipped my cap and wished the elderly lady walking in a Merry Christmas.

Her head exploded.

I live in Portland, OR, which has to be one of those most liberal cities in the nation. Over the last couple of weeks, the workers at the local, hippie grocery store I go to have been gleefully wishing me "Merry Christmas!" every time I check out. I don't know how this idiotic narrative about "happy holidays is the liberal war on Christmas" started but I've never encountered it in person. If any city was going to have some petty liberal BS, it's Portland.

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice

trem_two posted:

It owns that the president is just going to poo poo post his way through our most sacred holiday, which we cherish so, which he alone has allowed us to celebrate without shame or fear of being silenced.

I declare this a new American tradition

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

trem_two posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1077329121745793025
It owns that the president is just going to poo poo post his way through our most sacred holiday, which we cherish so, which he alone has allowed us to celebrate without shame or fear of being silenced.

Billions of lives?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Rschooley/status/1077352421435686912

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
Smfdh that it's Christmas and the President of the United States of America can't say Merry Christmas

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Thundercracker posted:

I declare this a new American tradition

Hell,

it'll be what I'm doing this Christmas

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

nooneofconsequence posted:

so the gently caress markets did good today?

I was again hosed in the market

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


Every time I see this lady I assume she became a grandmother at age 36

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

I was again hosed in the market

way to humble brag about child molestation :laugh:

Shiney McShine
Oct 12, 2010

paperwork
Personal Earpiece
‘I am all alone’: An isolated Trump unleashes a storm of Yuletide gloom

Monday’s cascade of angry tweets on a day when many Americans were celebrating the season with their families was extraordinary. The rapid-fire missives painted the portrait of an isolated leader nursing a deep sense of injury.

brings this to mind https://youtu.be/-95QqBXLG2I

lol

also,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lRoVFdbBNc

Shiney McShine fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Dec 25, 2018

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Cacafuego posted:

way to humble brag about child molestation :laugh:

This poo poo is pathetic, much like trump tonight

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
*extremely Van Jones voice* That, that was the moment when he became increasingly isolated

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Herr Schuler posted:

‘I am all alone’: An isolated Trump unleashes a storm of Yuletide gloom

Monday’s cascade of angry tweets on a day when many Americans were celebrating the season with their families was extraordinary. The rapid-fire missives painted the portrait of an isolated leader nursing a deep sense of injury.

brings this to mind https://youtu.be/-95QqBXLG2I

lol

I thought you were linking this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Burt Sexual posted:

This poo poo is pathetic, much like trump tonight

way to humble brag about your bowel troubles :coal:

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Flesh Forge posted:

*extremely Van Jones voice* That, that was the moment when he became increasingly isolated

Van Jones is a loving C-SPAM mod. Like Shen-Ji Yang level of stupidity.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
LMAO @ the secret service guys who were gonna get time off while fatty was in Florida but are now stuck on the roof of the White House because a melting sadbrain wanted a shutdown to fund a pile of metal sticks that will be swiped for scrap

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Literally said "whaaat the fuuuuck?" out loud.

M-merry Christmas to you too, Mr. President. :psyduck:

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

LMAO @ the secret service guys who were gonna get time off while fatty was in Florida but are now stuck on the roof of the White House because a melting sadbrain wanted a shutdown to fund a pile of metal sticks that will be swiped for scrap

Well, you say that, but...

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

Literally said "whaaat the fuuuuck?" out loud.

M-merry Christmas to you too, Mr. President. :psyduck:

I honestly don’t understand the capitalization. It’s a mentally dotarded thing, I guess?

flesh dance
May 6, 2009



Teriyaki Koinku posted:

Literally said "whaaat the fuuuuck?" out loud.

M-merry Christmas to you too, Mr. President. :psyduck:

I don't often laugh out loud at stuff when it's just me by myself, but that loving thing GOT me :hmbol:

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

No one send this video to Trump. He'll think it's real and start inviting North Korean government officials to fly out and hang with him in the White House to play Go-Fish because no one else can stand his presence.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011


merry christmas happy holidays, you loving worthless country-ruining oval office

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

brylcreem posted:

Oh my loving god. No one cares about your hosed up family/friend genes!

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

And here we see in its natural habitat the Smooth-Balled DumDum. Note the perturbed screech, a signal of insecurity and anger.

Biologists have yet to determine exactly how it manages to stick its head up its own rear end and parade around without suffocating to death.

Someday the mysteries of life may be catalogued and known in their entirety by science... but that day is some time coming.

/Attenborough

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
Still reeling from that "poor me" tweet; at this rate, Trump is going to be so bonkers by 2020 he'd make Nixon blush.

Hell, Nixon at least had the excuse of being drunk as gently caress; Trump is just a figgy pudding-brained geriatric.

Teriyaki Koinku fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Dec 25, 2018

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
What in the christ? What an oblivious jerk.

https://twitter.com/DafnaLinzer/status/1077364540105523200

e: WTF

https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1077375011600678912

"THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! THAT OVER THERE IS JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!"

Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Dec 25, 2018

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005




I can only assume CHUD parents are dumb enough to call him at this point at least.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
lol no wonder his children are assholes

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Apr 22, 2007

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