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Lycus posted:I'm not being serious. One can never be too sure with all the black and white zero sum world views out there these days but thanks for clarifying
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Global warming is a Chinese hoax. Wind turbines kill millions of birds every year. The body is a battery with a finite source of energy and exercise depletes it. Obama was born in Kenya. The F-35 is literally invisible. We're going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it. The wall has to be transparent in case someone launches a bag of drugs over it with a catapult and it hits someone in the head. Santa? You still believe in Santa?
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Critical posted:oh my loving GOD I thought the "marginal" comment was a joke. He actually loving said it. Same. I thought people were kidding about it. Reality broke Poes Law.
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There's no way that's true but it's v. funny to imagine
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sexpig by night posted:There's no way that's true but it's v. funny to imagine Santa or the president saying to a child on Christmas Eve: "Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at 7 it's marginal, right?" Because one of those things actually is true.
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booseek posted:What was the last argument about? My wife helped prepare a part of the dinner in a very specific way what wasn't to his liking, so the whole dinner was ruined and he was a pouty baby the whole time.
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Eric and Jr are going to be completely inconsolable. All the soot on the floor, all those bitten cookies, all lies...
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"Do you still believe we're going to build The Wall? Because at 72 it's marginal, right?"
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1glitch0 posted:Santa or the president saying to a child on Christmas Eve: "Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at 7 it's marginal, right?" wait was that not a joke twitter thing like Gorilla Channel?
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sexpig by night posted:wait was that not a joke twitter thing like Gorilla Channel? It's a Christmas Miracle!
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sexpig by night posted:wait was that not a joke twitter thing like Gorilla Channel? No that actually happened tonight. That’s a thing that has happened in factual reality.
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There is video, see the previous page e: or that
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sexpig by night posted:wait was that not a joke twitter thing like Gorilla Channel? It was the Daily Beast, I think it sadly actually happened.
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I swear to god I thought it was, at best, some rumor mill poo poo started as a joke that hit twitter
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"PRESIDENT TELLS 7-YEAR-OLD THAT SANTA IS NOT REAL" —headline from a fictional newspaper in a dystopian sci-fi alt-future slapstick comedy
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Data Graham posted:"PRESIDENT TELLS 7-YEAR-OLD THAT SANTA IS NOT REAL" Imagine if it was Obama vol. 2356
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sexpig by night posted:OH MY GOD THERE'S A VIDEO?! 
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The President of the United States just told a kid there's no Santa.
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Data Graham posted:"PRESIDENT TELLS 7-YEAR-OLD THAT SANTA IS NOT REAL" ...I think I just proved that we live in the Spider-Ham universe
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How. How the gently caress does he manage to keep being less respectable than the day before. It’s really unbelievable.
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Lycus posted:The President of the United States just told a kid there's no Santa. He really is just the absolute worst person so yeah
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sexpig by night posted:OH MY GOD THERE'S A VIDEO?!  It's like watching a child's eyes light up on Christmas morn'
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sexpig by night posted:OH MY GOD THERE'S A VIDEO?!  God bless us every one.
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Honestly, imaging being in the press office, knowing he just blew the easiest PR stunt in existance
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Trump should get a side gig telling kids hard truths. Everything from "Your parents are getting a divorce" to "You're adopted". He'd excel.
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Just for fun, try to imagine Shuckasanders' response when asked about that Santa call by reporters.
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If this blows up you know he’s going to tweet something about Santa.
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Hold up. The kid was calling into the hotline for the NORAD Santa tracker? Oh my god.
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Lycus posted:The President of the United States just told a kid there's no Santa. On Christmas Eve. What makes it so funny is he's not even being a dick on purpose. It looks like he's genuinely trying to be a normal person. sexpig by night posted:wait was that not a joke twitter thing like Gorilla Channel? btw, I absolutely believe the Gorilla Channel thing. It makes perfect sense when you think about the progression of events that could lead to that. The Glumslinger posted:Honestly, imaging being in the press office, knowing he just blew the easiest PR stunt in existance Wait till next Thanksgiving when he trips over an axe on the White House lawn and accidentally chops off a turkey's head during the annual pardoning ceremony.
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Didn't this guy campaign on single handedly making it okay to say and celebrate Merry Christmas too? Like can't even do so much as pretend to care about that much in actual practice anymore? Tell little kid Santa doesn't exist to own the libs? I really don't get some of his recent actions where there's no political upside. Just be a garbage human being that flouts all social norms because ???? 
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1glitch0 posted:On Christmas Eve. What makes it so funny is he's not even being a dick on purpose. It looks like he's genuinely trying to be a normal person. Yup. He thinks this is how you schmooze with a kid. He understands them about as well as he understands dogs.
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Lycus posted:Hold up. The kid was calling into the hotline for the NORAD Santa tracker? Oh my god. Yup. He question a child's belief in Santa on a line specifically set up for small children who believe in Santa. Edit: I really hope news channels don't play that to death over the next few days and gently caress up any more kids belief systems.
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The Gorilla Channel came true a week later when Stormy told us that Trump would watch Shark Week and rant about how much he hates sharks and hopes they all die.
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Kale posted:Didn't this guy campaign on single handedly making it okay to say and celebrate Merry Christmas too? Like can't even do so much as pretend to care about that much in actual practice anymore? Tell little kid Santa doesn't exist to own the libs? I really don't get some of his recent actions where there's no political upside. Just be a garbage human being that flouts all social norms because He's very stupid.
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"No, Virginia, there is no Santa Claus. Did I tell you that I won Virginia? 45 electoral votes, I think it's the most there's ever been. Nobody thought it could happen."
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Kale posted:Didn't this guy campaign on single handedly making it okay to say and celebrate Merry Christmas too? Like can't even do so much as pretend to care about that much in actual practice anymore? Tell little kid Santa doesn't exist to own the libs? I really don't get some of his recent actions where there's no political upside. Just be a garbage human being that flouts all social norms because
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