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never has being bad with money been so necesary to prove that you were not in fact worse with money
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Stealing is not really bwm as such, trying to deposit the money was.
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Dec 24, 2018 09:15
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Posted to /r/IncriminateMyself
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Dec 24, 2018 09:57
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Alan Smithee posted:never has being bad with money been so necesary to prove that you were not in fact worse with money No I am pretty sure the guy is trying to test-drive a cover story. Cash intensive businesses have tons of cameras, at least two angles on the vault is typical of even a small bank (whose money is insured). A CIB would have been watching that poo poo like a hawk. They would have known who took the money real quick and chances are he knows he sold the bitcoins to the thief, who paid with the stolen cash. FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 10:23 on Dec 24, 2018 |
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Dec 24, 2018 10:16
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Alan Smithee posted:never has being bad with money been so necesary to prove that you were not in fact worse with money This seems like it should be really easy to deal with. Just produce your receipts for buying and selling the BitCoin.
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Dec 24, 2018 10:35
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Thanatosian posted:This seems like it should be really easy to deal with. Just produce your receipts for buying and selling the BitCoin. quote:level 2
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Dec 24, 2018 10:38
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Oh how convenient, a string of improbable excuses
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Dec 24, 2018 10:45
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The guy is traveling all over reddit trying to defend his obvious theft, including /buttcoin https://www.reddit.com/user/throwaway11559911 He claims he paid taxes on it, but somehow the tax receipt isn't enough.
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I don’t understand. Bitcoin isn’t anonymous. He can’t say— this was my wallet. Here is the bitcoin I had. Here the bitcoin I transferred. Market rates were approximately this at the time of the sales. And here’s definitely where I paid taxes on these earnings. It’s one massive ledger, dude. Also, this guy is such a terrible thief or accomplice that they deserve everything bad happening to them. Jesus loving Christ. Cops are so lucky low level criminals are so dumb.
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Blinkman987 posted:I don’t understand. Bitcoin isn’t anonymous. He can’t say— this was my wallet. Here is the bitcoin I had. Here the bitcoin I transferred. Market rates were approximately this at the time of the sales. And here’s definitely where I paid taxes on these earnings. It’s one massive ledger, dude. quote:I cannot, the time frame is a detail I changed, this is over the course of years, not months. Bitcoin was gifted to me, while I might be able to prove that in one point I was in possession of bitcoin, I cannot prove the transaction as transfer of the bitcoin was done in hand, USB stick for cash. While it was done in public, I cannot at this time recover the identity and the site I used to find the buyer is no longer in service, buyer wished to remain anonymous. No, you see he got the bitcoin in very small amounts over time so that getting the transactions for that is not possible, and then instead of transferring on the blockchain like any normal human being he gave a USB to a stranger in a parking lot for a briefcase of $20s a long time ago and then decided to deposit it a month after his store was robbed. Not BWM Yet, but I being able to accurately predict someone is about to go broke. Do I correctly understand currency trading? https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/a92w7f/do_i_correctly_understand_currency_trading/ quote:The Australian Dollar (AUD) is now weaker than the American Dollar (USD), which means if you trade 1 AUD you get back .70 USD. Here's my idea/question: If you trade some USD to AUD while the AUD is weaker, and then wait for the exchange rate to come closer together, you essentially end up with more money at the end? This assumes that the weaker currency doesn't wildly inflate, but is this the right idea? Are there tax penalties in either the US or AUS for this kind of practice?....Is this money laundering? I'm not sure I understand money laundering, that might be a question for a different post though.
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Thanatosian posted:This seems like it should be really easy to deal with. Just produce your receipts for buying and selling the BitCoin.
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People who say "my attorney isn't helping me" are, without exception, functionally illiterate morons too wrapped up in their unmerited, Teflon-clad sense of self-worth to acknowledge that the Crown won't just "drop the charges" because they "didn't do it" (they did)
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But enough about our President and his personal attorney.
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Mameluke posted:People who say "my attorney isn't helping me" are, without exception, functionally illiterate morons too wrapped up in their unmerited, Teflon-clad sense of self-worth to acknowledge that the Crown won't just "drop the charges" because they "didn't do it" (they did) Pretty much like the wife of the embezzler in season 1 of "Better Call Saul."
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We were watching the Disney/Mickey Mouse version of the Gift of the Magi, and all I could think was, "why not.... not buy gifts? If you can't afford it..." It's me, I'm the Scrooge McDuck.
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Dec 24, 2018 20:40
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I watch the Muppet Christmas Carol each year for a good light cry at the end, but my biggest laugh this year was from an early line: Scrooge: Let us deal with the eviction notices for tomorrow, Mr. Cratchit. Cratchit: But tomorrow's Christmas, sir! Scrooge: Very well, you may gift-wrap them. Happy generous-yet-affordable holidays to all y'all.
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Dec 24, 2018 21:07
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Posters ITT watch the Muppet Christmas Carol in reverse. "Look, Scrooge! If you keep being this generous, you will die! You could be paying Cratchit starvation wages and keep all the money for yourself, you idiot!"
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Dec 24, 2018 21:45
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Dying unloved and unmourned is GWM, no one has to pay for a funeral.
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Dec 24, 2018 21:54
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Magissima posted:Dying unloved and unmourned is GWM, no one has to pay for a funeral. Father McKenzie wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave. No one was saved.
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Dec 24, 2018 22:21
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CannonFodder posted:Father McKenzie wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave. No one was saved.  I dunno about a funeral for myself, but I just want to be cremated/donated to science/whatever, especially after being part of my mom's funeral and seeing $12k worth of a casket being put in the ground. But I'm not religious or anything and think graveyards are odd relics.
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Involuntary Sparkle posted:
Wait till you see how BWM legal disputes over graveyard plots are. My in laws are in a disagreement with extended family about an informal group purchase of plots that I think is about to get ugly the next time someone passes away and they can't really punt on how to distribute them anymore.
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BEHOLD: MY CAPE posted:Wait till you see how BWM legal disputes over graveyard plots are. My in laws are in a disagreement with extended family about an informal group purchase of plots that I think is about to get ugly the next time someone passes away and they can't really punt on how to distribute them anymore. My grandparents pre-bought them about 30 years ago, for whatever reason, and there's only my brother and I left, so I think we'll be ok. My family was/is tiny. I'm sorry you have to deal with that though, it's super lovely to have to slog through family disagreements after a death.
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Dec 24, 2018 23:59
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When I die, bury me in the blockchain.
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Ashcans posted:When I die, bury me in the blockchain. no one has ever confirmed your existence 6 times
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Involuntary Sparkle posted:I dunno about a funeral for myself, but I just want to be cremated/donated to science/whatever For the cost of a casket, you can buy a life insurance policy that pays out to a cryonics company and freeze yourself for the future. Why not try shooting for an afterlife if you're going to be BWM with your corpse anyway?
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BEHOLD: MY CAPE posted:Wait till you see how BWM legal disputes over graveyard plots are. My in laws are in a disagreement with extended family about an informal group purchase of plots that I think is about to get ugly the next time someone passes away and they can't really punt on how to distribute them anymore. Really? I’m in the process of burying someone in a family plot jointly owned by 5 people and the rule as it’s been told to me is its first dead first buried. It helps no one else wants them, but even if it did the early bird gets the plot.
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moana posted:For the cost of a casket, you can buy a life insurance policy that pays out to a cryonics company and freeze yourself for the future. Why not try shooting for an afterlife if you're going to be BWM with your corpse anyway? Because that would be, loving incredibly, even worse with money as your corpse wouldn’t even be treated with base level respect
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who cares i won't be using it anymore.
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Furia posted:Because that would be, loving incredibly, even worse with money as your corpse wouldn’t even be treated with base level respect My luck I would awaken gasping for air 1000 years later as an alien race revives my corpse to work in their cyborg slave army. No thank you sir, ashes to ashes for me.
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Furia posted:Because that would be, loving incredibly, even worse with money as your corpse wouldn’t even be treated with base level respect I don't understand why anyone cares how their own corpse is treated.
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Ashcans posted:When I die, bury me in the blockchain. drat, this is thread title worthy. e.  
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Day Man posted:I don't understand why anyone cares how their own corpse is treated. Don’r get me wrong, I feel the same way Then again I would also like my corpse to remain thoroughly unsexed when I’m dead. Won’t be alive for that but it feels creepy as hell in life Or more pertinent to the conversation, I wouldn’t want someone to hit my head with a baseball bat to try to dislodge the tuna can that got frozen unto my neck stump
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Furia posted:I would also like my corpse to remain thoroughly unsexed when I’m dead. Won’t be alive for that but it feels creepy as hell in life I'm not sure if this is a deliberate self-own or an inadvertent one but either way, it's hilarious.
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Furia posted:Don’r get me wrong, I feel the same way The more sex I get, the better, I say!
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Day Man posted:I don't understand why anyone cares how their own corpse is treated. Well I will give you a brief primer on human psychology; the existential anxiety of death has existed as long as human self-awareness and the simple knowledge that life must one day end has spawned a broad array of psychological and social coping mechanisms, which range from the simple quotidian denial to elaborate rituals and customs regarding the process of death and the handling of corpses. Although they would recognize the literal truth that people who are dead are not capable of caring about what happens to their bodies, most people have at least some difficulty abstracting their future dead bodies into unfeeling, meaningless dead meat. Merry Christmas!
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BEHOLD: MY CAPE posted:Well I will give you a brief primer on human psychology; the existential anxiety of death has existed as long as human self-awareness and the simple knowledge that life must one day end has spawned a broad array of psychological and social coping mechanisms, which range from the simple quotidian denial to elaborate rituals and customs regarding the process of death and the handling of corpses. Although they would recognize the literal truth that people who are dead are not capable of caring about what happens to their bodies, most people have at least some difficulty abstracting their future dead bodies into unfeeling, meaningless dead meat. Merry Christmas!
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Thread title is my Christmas miracle.  Also, a lot of death rites are equally about helping people cope with the loss of their loved one as giving people a framework for their own death. Yea, you don't care, but some sort of ritual and handling your corpse helps because the people that cared about you will still attach those feelings to your body and feel weird if it's just tipped out onto a landfill.
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If my organs aren't removed and preserved, how will I drink beers in the afterlife
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