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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:Lots of big talk and grandiose fantasies, zero actual accomplishments. Sounds about right. His goal is to not be a loser, not to make money.
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selling weed is a job. a job with a considerable value to society.
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As a (man)child of neglect and abuse, the court would probably be lenient on him if he did murder his parents.
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Dec 20, 2018 01:56
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 I hosed up the lettering on the shirt in panel 2, but I was laughing too hard at "Weet" to change it.
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Dec 20, 2018 05:10
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i love that the artist is drawing that soy sauce stain on his shirt every time
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Dec 20, 2018 05:43
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Hey OP you should update this must like the originals at one psnel per day for each parallel storyline.
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 OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Hey OP you should update this must like the originals at one psnel per day for each parallel storyline. While I'm very open to that idea, it'd be extremely confusing for a single thread. Since currently the only real way to read the comic continuously (as it's presented on the original site) is by ?'ing me, idk. The site has a ToC and is completely organized into pages with hyperlinks, so it's way different from here, and on top of that, I don't have a consistent amount that I upload each day, and I wouldn't want to feel obligated to do one over another just because they're uneven. There is a small reference to part-timer in criminal that I noticed, but it's just an easter egg. 0 part of the scene's comedy is based on knowing the character. I feel like that's a sign that the artist really intends for these to stand alone. If anything, this just means that parallels and references will all become eventual call-backs instead.
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Parent murder, denied. My favorite line so far. But yeah I'm starting to lean towards the theory that he'll never take this past the sitting around and thinking about it stage. Hundreds of panels of him just coming up with and discarding ideas.
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Dec 20, 2018 06:39
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 By the way the "clink" pun before was intentional and I'm very proud of myself.
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Dec 20, 2018 08:27
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Hasn't been able to plan a murder within an hour of deciding to commit one: oh no, what a failure.
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Dec 20, 2018 08:41
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onsetOutsider posted:I hosed up the lettering on the shirt in panel 2, but I was laughing too hard at "Weet" to change it. For me, 'ecotistical' is definitely something I'm stealing for future use. Or maybe its hilarity is just imagining him turning his parents' bodies into compost heap and being labeled 'ecotistical' because of it.
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Dec 20, 2018 10:35
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CrazyLoon posted:For me, 'ecotistical' is definitely something I'm stealing for future use. Or maybe its hilarity is just imagining him turning his parents' bodies into compost heap and being labeled 'ecotistical' because of it. gently caress, I tried so hard to not have a single typo. At least it's an entertaining one, haha. I'll leave it as is for posterity's sake.
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Dec 20, 2018 11:54
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McGiggins posted:Hasn't been able to plan a murder within an hour of deciding to commit one: oh no, what a failure. Most accomplished murderers have already picked a target by the point they start planning the murder. This is a really poor performance
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Dec 20, 2018 13:56
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Sorry for the delay, goons! Here's a super long update to make up for it. (in all seriouslness tho, regular update schedj resumes now)
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Dec 22, 2018 22:47
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congratulations tooru you are now on a list
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Dec 22, 2018 23:28
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He better sink a few hundred hours into GTA and rear end Creed to continue his research. Gotta be thorough.
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Dec 23, 2018 02:53
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He's gonna talk himself into poisoning some convenience store sushi but then just buy and eat some himself
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Dec 23, 2018 03:15
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McGiggins posted:Hasn't been able to plan a murder within an hour of deciding to commit one: oh no, what a failure. Well thanks for your input mr. murder expert, maybe you could share some of your top killings with us.
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Dec 23, 2018 03:17
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Wow, are all of the plot threads just him doing the same things while thinking about different stuff? Pretty amusing regardless.
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Dec 23, 2018 04:36
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pnumoman posted:Wow, are all of the plot threads just him doing the same things while thinking about different stuff? Pretty amusing regardless. Lol no, that's not even the case for the entire criminal path. Let's just say he does end up putting a plan into motion. I'm pretty sure this entire first sequence is supposed to be a ridiculous extended parody of Death Note, since half of that manga is internal monologues of criminal logic.
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Dec 23, 2018 05:03
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Enjoying the comic so far, can't wait for his life of crime to begin.
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Dec 23, 2018 05:53
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How does the author know so much about me (up until the do a crime part that is)
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Dec 24, 2018 15:57
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3/4 of his fond childhood memories involve sexual harassment as a theme. Oh Japan.
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Dec 24, 2018 20:01
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Grape posted:3/4 of his fond childhood memories involve sexual harassment as a theme. At least 3/4, you don't know what he plans to do with that crustacean
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Dec 24, 2018 20:05
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feelix posted:At least 3/4, you don't know what he plans to do with that crustacean That is clearly a beetle of some kind. But you're absolutely right that he might molest it too.
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Dec 24, 2018 20:14
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Grape posted:That is clearly a beetle of some kind. The memory is him touching the beetle against its will.
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Dec 24, 2018 20:40
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does groping a mannequin count as sexual harassment? asking for a friend
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Dec 25, 2018 04:20
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100 degrees Calcium posted:does groping a mannequin count as sexual harassment? It depends on whether the mannequin gives consent.
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Dec 25, 2018 04:31
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I demand to see a crime. Can't he at least illegally download a song or something. Baby steps are still steps.
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Dec 25, 2018 05:15
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tooru might be guilty of excessive natto stirring 
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Dec 25, 2018 05:20
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Dec 27, 2018 20:11
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Please OP post more NEEP comic.
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Dec 27, 2018 20:22
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This comic is entertaining, I appreciate your efforts OP 
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Dec 27, 2018 20:55
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It’s the holidays, gonna assume OP has a loving family he was spending time with instead of posting here to amuse us. 
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Dec 27, 2018 20:57
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Wait, a loving family? Really? I thought this was autobiographical.
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Dec 27, 2018 22:01
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Colonel Cancer posted:Wait, a loving family? Really? I thought this was autobiographical. If it was, he wouldn't have made the comics that he did. He'd just waffle endlessly about making them ITT.
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sorry y’all. holidays got me good. daily updates forthcoming
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there are no holy days for NEETs. how does it feel to be less responsible than mr. maybe-murder? nah, take your time dude
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he murdered his family in order to do a crime and then he grope a mannequin's vajayjay
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