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RareAcumen posted:Steak is a salad, soup is a salad, enchiladas are a sushi no differential or point set topology 0/10
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von Braun posted:dill pickles suck compared to salt pickles Bread and Butter pickles best pickles, don't @ me.
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Haifisch posted:Several pages late for mayochat, but I spotted this at the grocery store(and didn't buy it): Need a bowl of it for the full effect. 
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Need a bowl of it for the full effect. Why is it so shiny?! 
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Zipperelli. posted:Why is it so shiny?! It's a plastic model. Probably a model for another food stuff tho, probably banana pudding.
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Need a bowl of it for the full effect. It looks like a bowl full of guts
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Need a bowl of it for the full effect. Mashed potatoes and gravy 
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Loutre posted:Mashed potatoes and gravy  mash potato icecream
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I don't have my glasses on, and my brain keeps parsing that pink swirl in the background as steam and screaming "why is it hoooooootttt?!"
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Honestly just posting this so the two invisible unread posts show up.  
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JacquelineDempsey posted:I don't have my glasses on, and my brain keeps parsing that pink swirl in the background as steam and screaming "why is it hoooooootttt?!" Some like it hot
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JacquelineDempsey posted:I don't have my glasses on, and my brain keeps parsing that pink swirl in the background as steam and screaming "why is it hoooooootttt?!" "Hot mayochup" sounds like a fancy way to say you just hangover puked in the dishpit and need some help cleaning.
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Haifisch posted:Honestly just posting this so the two invisible unread posts show up. Okay, so it's not just me having this problem? It just happened again in another thread, and not one I'd just replied to. So it ain't me, and it ain't just this thread.
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JacquelineDempsey posted:Okay, so it's not just me having this problem? It just happened again in another thread, and not one I'd just replied to. So it ain't me, and it ain't just this thread. Merry Christmas from these dead, broken forums.
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MariusLecter posted:Black beans in ramen? yea ive done that bu- OH. lol It's not aesthetically pleasing but I would destroy that.
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Its anti-food porn not ant food porn
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SLOSifl posted:Its anti-food porn not ant food porn 
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SLOSifl posted:Its anti-food porn not ant food porn I bet ants would really like pizza with candy tho.
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Tiggum posted:Why? Because when the owner rushes the limp dog or cat in, the receptionist calls it as a STAT, as they should. All techs drop everything and 2 or more will run to get the pet while the techs in the ER pull tape for a IV catheter/get supplies. Someone gets a history from the usually sobbing or shocked owner and while that happens we're doing CPR, placing an IV catheter, getting an ECG going, a blood pressure, blood for tests if we can get it, etc. Basically all hands on deck even if from the moment it comes in we know the outcome. I mean, we can tell if the pet is too far gone but we still do our jobs for the owner's peace of mind. The doctor that takes the stat will be quickly talking to the owner about it's chances and it's status and basically once we are called to a stat, we do 15 minutes of CPR with monitoring and drugs and breathing for the patient if the owner won't call it. I wasn't there but once they did 30 mins CPR because the owner was hysterical and just wouldn't allow us to stop. I've been a vet tech for a while. I can tell how stable a pet is fairly easily and accurately and I can absolutely tell a dead animal from an alive one. From what I've learned most owners cannot do this at all. Either they are too calm and the dog/cat is half dead or they are hysterical and the dog/cat is entirely too far gone. Or they are goddamn crazy and I have to deal with that poo poo on top of their dead pet. ANYWAY, for anti-food porn at work today we had some kind of weird "turkey" that was sliced into like loving loaves or something. It didn't taste like turkey, it didn't look like turkey. It was like someone smushed a bunch of turkeys into a weird, round shape and then sliced that with a sprinkling of cranberries that added nothing. I mean, it was white meat in a roundish shape. We all ate the ham. The ham was fantastic.
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Is that last one chocolate covered lettuce? I would try it but why? Why??? Chocolate covered bacon is fantastic and one Christmas my friend and I made it as one of our dishes and not a drat person in her family would touch it. Chocolate covered bacon is so, so good. It's sweet and melty and at the same time rich and meaty and peppery. It's not worth the effort for most of the year, but drat is it delicious.
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fizzymercy posted:"Hot mayochup" sounds like a fancy way to say you just hangover puked in the dishpit and need some help cleaning. I was out drinking with some coworkers a few weeks ago, had too much because they kept putting shots in front of me and I'm too dumb to say no, and I swear to god my vomit later that night was the same goddamn color as that bowl of mayochup.
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Are you sure your coworkers weren't buying you shots of mayochup?
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bloom posted:Are you sure your coworkers weren't buying you shots of mayochup? They were getting drunk, so it must have been fermented mayochup.
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Here’s some Christmas AFP: turkey oysters.  “Only the fool leaves them behind”Also possibly AFP (but not for me): 
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What?? Turkey and chicken oysters are the best part of the bird. They're just the extra fatty and unctuous bits on the back that no one sees before the carved bird is on the table. LOL if you don't know how not afp they are. Go roast a bird, man. e: oh no I just got extra righteous about this too soon. Sorry, I thought you were saying they're gross. In my defense everyone makes fun of me for eating too much back meat. fizzymercury has a new favorite as of 14:09 on Dec 26, 2018 |
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Food that looks gross but is decidedly not gross is the very essence of AFP  These are my photos after all
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 The calzone/pizza crossover exists, but you're not allowed to have slices.
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That is clearly meant to be eaten whole in one sitting and I will take on this task and succeed. drat nice of them to give me two tablespoons of sauce to help it happen. I am dead serious I want that so much right now.
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fizzymercy posted:That is clearly meant to be eaten whole in one sitting and I will take on this task and succeed. drat nice of them to give me two tablespoons of sauce to help it happen. Oh i totally would as well, it looks perfect aside from lack of slices but that's just nitpicking.
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just roll that bitch up and have your handmaidens feed it to you while you recline on your lounger jeez people
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fizzymercy posted:That is clearly meant to be eaten whole in one sitting and I will take on this task and succeed. drat nice of them to give me two tablespoons of sauce to help it happen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQDad31iu2o
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This actually looks like a good combination. Chocolate and orange go together, putting fruit on cereal is normal, chocolate milk on cereal isn't too much of a leap. I'd cut the orange chunks smaller but would.
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Leviathan Song posted:This actually looks like a good combination. Chocolate and orange go together, putting fruit on cereal is normal, chocolate milk on cereal isn't too much of a leap. I'd cut the orange chunks smaller but would. Banana would be better tbh
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Tashilicious posted:Banana would be better tbh Derail from nowhere but I once saw the cashier at Cookout (fast food place) get an order for a peanut butter banana milkshake He proceeded to turn around yelling PEANUT BUTTER BANANA PEANUTBUTTERBANANA until he was yelling it so fast it came out PLINUTBUTTEROBAMA PLITBATTEROBAMA
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Loutre posted:Derail from nowhere but I once saw the cashier at Cookout (fast food place) get an order for a peanut butter banana milkshake 
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Frosty Slaw Man would make a great username and that monstrosity would make a great av.
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Frosty the Slaw Man Was a dinner guest from hell
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